Author Topic: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid (Read 2790 times)

anabolichalo · « **on:** January 02, 2014, 01:30:17 PM »

it's just perfect solid pyramids with no stains on the exit

real good investment

Branchs Ears · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:34:18 PM »

ahhh yes...

THE CLEAN SHIT

The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:36:29 PM »

Quote from: Branchs Ears on January 02, 2014, 01:34:18 PM

ahhh yes...

THE CLEAN SHIT

The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

I call this Ghost Poo.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:36:49 PM »

makes me feel like royalty

gee38 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:37:32 PM »

the 'poltershite'

something definitely moved, you hear it, smelt it, felt it and dealt it...... but when you turned round there was no sign of anything.............

Branchs Ears · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:38:18 PM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 02, 2014, 01:36:29 PM

I call this Ghost Poo.

That's a common mistake.

THE GHOST SHIT

The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:38:31 PM »

it's been going on every day since i started the vitamins last week

fucking amazing

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:39:16 PM »

Quote from: Branchs Ears on January 02, 2014, 01:38:18 PM

That's a common mistake.

THE GHOST SHIT

The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

LOL!!!

wes · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:40:12 PM »

This weeks thread of shit!

Stay tuned until next week where`s there`s bound to be another one,or you could just wait until tomorrow!

anabolichalo · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:41:25 PM »

after you released the shit you feel great for hours

maybe the vitamins are making all the heme iron leave the body

Branchs Ears · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:41:46 PM »

Quote from: wes on January 02, 2014, 01:40:12 PM

This weeks thread of shit!

Stay tuned until next week where`s there`s bound to be another one,or you could just wait until tomorrow!

THE RITUAL

This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

Iceman1981 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:57:59 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on January 02, 2014, 01:38:31 PM

it's been going on every day since i started the vitamins last week

fucking amazing

It's probably the extra magnesium in the vitamin. Magnesium draws water into the colon making your stools easier to pass and well formed.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:03:56 PM »

You can use them next time as ammunition, in case Hebrew mamma kicks in the door.

Branchs Ears · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:06:56 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on January 02, 2014, 01:41:25 PM

after you released the shit you feel great for hours

maybe the vitamins are making all the heme iron leave the body

THE MOOD ENHANCER

Occurring after a lengthy period of constipation, this shit allows you to be your old self again.

gee38 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:08:13 PM »

THE LAND OF LEATHER SALE SHIT

Massive clear out, everything must go

wes · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:09:50 PM »

Quote from: Branchs Ears on January 02, 2014, 01:41:46 PM

THE RITUAL

This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

Coffee gets me going to visit the shit bowl early in the morning.

Just felt like sharing.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2014, 02:31:47 PM »

Quote from: Branchs Ears on January 02, 2014, 01:41:46 PM

THE RITUAL

This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

This is me.

9:15am every single day.

Sometimes I get a bonus round in the afternoon after I take my pre workout.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2014, 04:12:18 PM »

I stop using tons of toilet paper after I gave up creatine, whey, the artificial sweeteners, greek yogurts, and excessive milk. Another cause besides to much alcohol is excessive water. People are watering up like a drought is coming and they have to walk across the Sahara desert. Drink water but forcing bottles of water down like you're a camel is stupid. Why is everyone walking every where with a water bottle?

Primemuscle · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2014, 04:16:59 PM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on January 02, 2014, 04:12:18 PM

Why is everyone walking every where with a water bottle?

They have addictive personalities and an oral fixation.

BikiniSlut · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2014, 04:18:57 PM »

First of all GROSS.

Second of all.....good for you taking multivitamins. In the bodybuilding world multivitamins are often regarded as "useless" but I'm a huge believer in them and feel they DO make a significant difference.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2014, 04:20:07 PM »

Quote from: BikiniSlut on January 02, 2014, 04:18:57 PM

First of all GROSS.

Second of all.....good for you taking multivitamins. In the bodybuilding world multivitamins are often regarded as "useless" but I'm a huge believer in them and feel they DO make a significant difference.

the shits are evidence of them doing something

BikiniSlut · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2014, 04:21:55 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on January 02, 2014, 04:20:07 PM

the shits are evidence of them doing something

Absolutely.

I don't know if they've impacted my bowel movements though. I eat so many vegetables it wouldn't make a difference for me.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #22 on:** January 02, 2014, 04:26:01 PM »

Quote from: BikiniSlut on January 02, 2014, 04:21:55 PM

Absolutely.

I don't know if they've impacted my bowel movements though. I eat so many vegetables it wouldn't make a difference for me.

Tell us more about your poop.

Deadpool · « **Reply #23 on:** January 02, 2014, 04:30:23 PM »

keeping the Love Tunnel clean. Good for you!

_aj_ · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2014, 04:48:50 PM »

Quote from: BikiniSlut on January 02, 2014, 04:21:55 PM

Absolutely.

I don't know if they've impacted my bowel movements though. I eat so many vegetables it wouldn't make a difference for me.

Probably shouldn't get the word "impacted" anywhere near "bowel movements".