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_aj_ · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:26:24 PM »

Wise man.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:26:52 PM »

Most I ever lost was $450 on roulette. That's why I stick to craps, bet the pass and drink for free.

Dr.J · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:27:09 PM »

What casino u at?

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:27:49 PM »

Roulette?? hahahahahahaha oh, brother

sucker game, even more rigged than entering a bb contest

LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:28:45 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 02, 2014, 05:25:45 PM

Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!

I ain't chasing it. I'm done till March. That's it, end of story.

where do you play

polychronopolous · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:29:26 PM »

You got one more good run left in you.

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:30:07 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 02, 2014, 05:27:55 PM

Golden Nugget

Not a bad place...I actually prefer the "downtown" casinos in Vegas to the more popular "Strip" (assuming that is where you are).

wes · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:39:24 PM »

That`ll teach your dumb ass!

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:39:31 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 02, 2014, 05:36:58 PM

Nah man, this ain't vegas, shit hole West End London.

Wish it was Vegas so I can play some proper stakes poker.

These small bullshit games tilt me, no one ever folds.

I personally never was much cop at poker...more of a play slots for fun, drink, look at bitches, etc.

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:46:28 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 02, 2014, 05:44:43 PM

Fuck it all, 1k that's like one months supply of GH or top notch hooker, hotel room and blow for the whole night.

My level of stupidity even amazes me sometimes.

I wanna order a Pizza now and watch Milf Porn, thats how pissed I am.

I am going for a cigarette.

are you a chelsea man or fulham ?

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:50:49 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 02, 2014, 05:50:02 PM

Arsenal

1-nil to the arsenal

bradistani · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2014, 06:01:33 PM »

a mugs game

Rambone · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2014, 06:05:54 PM »

The Golden Nugget, the poor man's Mirage. Eh Bob?

stuntmovie · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2014, 06:56:49 PM »

UNCLE JR., Sorry to hear about your loss on the roulette table but I hope you used your Player's Club Card and made sure that the Pit Boss ran it on the house computer for you.

My nephew once used my card and bought in for $1,000 and the following month I received an invite for a complimentary room for three nights for the next three months plus a lot of other free stuff. (This was at the ORLEANS ... one of the local's favorite joints).

You should have gotten some free meals or compt rooms for your $1,000 play ... or possibly more.

I don't play roulette but I understand the game and the odds involved (that's why I don't play it), but one of our saner fellow-GetBiggers sent me a Roulette System that appears to be close to a wINNER.

Most systems are full of shit but this one appears to be genuine.

But this system does take time and patience and you have to be satisfied with small wins over long periods of time.

I have to apologize for forgetting the individual's name, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I sent you a copy via email and test it out yourself on your next LV visit.

And I'll check around town to see if the french Wheel is still in play. A French Wheel has one "0" instead of two "0's".

The advantage is that the house edge for a double '0' wheel is 5.26% but drops to 2.7% for a single '0' wheel.

Go here for some interesting facts about the Casino's edge in each casino game.,
http://wizardofodds.com/gambling/house-edge/

Need any more info on anything within the casino world, let me know

Stunt

PS ... Go here to see which casinos offer single '0' roulette ... but notice the minimums and the hours of availability

http://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/inforoul.cfm

Dr.J · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2014, 07:22:55 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 02, 2014, 05:34:46 PM

It's all cos this fucking assh-hole cocksucking piece of moron called my 3 bet with King Jack, and I had 2 queens,

Flop comes J-2-9 rainbow....

He check, I bet, he goes all.....obviously I call....

........river, fucking king.....

said fuck this, left the game cos I lost £200

got £500 out of cash point, chase in on roulette lost that in about ten minutes

got another £500 out (had to wait 10 minutes for it to be over after 12.00pm)

lost that in fucking 10 minutes.

Had to pay £6 for parking.

Drove home so fucking pissed off, and there was Mcdonald drive through and I couldn't eat nothing cos I am dieting.

fucking hate gambling.

I ain't doing this shit not more.

I'm done.

..........should I chase it???

Nope

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2014, 08:21:44 PM »

share the roulette winning secret with the rest of us.

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2014, 08:28:20 PM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 02, 2014, 05:50:02 PM

Arsenal

They got good when they started drafting Germans.

JediTerminator · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2014, 08:29:16 PM »

Casino games will make you go broke, even poker is rigged in a casino (shark seating).

Stick to sports books (even they will cheat ya) and never play the lotto (except those dollar and a dream shit, even then just buy 1 set of numbers)

sync pulse · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2014, 11:18:46 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on January 02, 2014, 06:56:49 PM

I don't play roulette but I understand the game and the odds involved (that's why I don't play it), but one of our saner fellow-GetBiggers sent me a Roulette System that appears to be close to a wINNER.
Most systems are full of shit but this one appears to be genuine.
But this system does take time and patience and you have to be satisfied with small wins over long periods of time.
Stunt

I once wrote a computer program to quickly test roulette systems. None work repeatedly or reliably. You mostly are broke after a small number of spins.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2014, 11:22:00 PM »

LURKER, It's actually a short eBook and way too loong to post here and it can't be copied and pasted for some unknown reason .... meaning I tried by it doesn't work.

But you ain't the first pereson to ask for a condensed version, so I do plan to copy the main part of the winning system and will post it here eventually.

Right now you gotta take the whole thing or none at all.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2014, 11:26:54 PM »

SYNC, Interesting that you were able to write such a program, I tried to write a BASIC program showing the random roll of a pair of dice and failed miserably.

It was one of the first BASIC programs you had to learn to write in a Basic Language course I took a long while back ... only to find out that my mind is incapable of comprehending this sort of stuff.

But I was once a whiz at quantum Mechanics.

'm gonna see if I can condense this roulette strategy and post it here soon.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #22 on:** January 03, 2014, 01:59:29 AM »

I was cured of a gambling addiction by losing every bet I ever placed. Within 15 minutes I'm walking around the casino mumbling "This is a stupid activity."

Darren Avey · « **Reply #23 on:** January 03, 2014, 05:11:59 AM »

1K? Whats that matter to a getbigger? We all earn at least that a day

polychronopolous · « **Reply #24 on:** January 03, 2014, 08:31:38 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Junior on January 03, 2014, 08:28:31 AM

Progress update:

Deposited £400 on to William Hill online, played live casino roulette on the internet (yes there is such a thing), ran it up to £1100 and got the fuck out.

So now up £700 for today, but still down £300 overall.

My mood has instantly elevated and I feel lot better other than I feel like shit cos I'm like on 50g carbs right now (I think anyway)

The next 24 hours are critical in this battle.

Thinking about hitting Gala Casino in Queensway tonight for some no limit holdem action, heard lots of fish down there...yummmmmmmmmmmm yummmmm.

Told ya

Quote from: polychronopolous on January 02, 2014, 05:29:26 PM

You got one more good run left in you.