Had words ast night with an MMA guy

[BigSteve2112]

I was in an Irish style pub and this guy was bouncing aroundthe place with a UFC shirt and ccauliflower ears. Since I'm a big dude (6'3"...260...450+ bench press) the guy comes up saying size doesn't equal toughness and how he's got stand up game and ground game. I'm just there trying to have a drink with this chick I just met, so I agree with the dude and he goes on his way.

[Fortress]

"Sometimes you wanna go where everyone knows your name ... and they're always glad you came ... "

 

[Man of Steel]

Last night I touched my weiner sobbing in the fetal position.

[gee38]

what a heartwarming tale of hope for us all

rivetting stuff steve.

thanks for letting us know your bench stat- it made the story all the more thrilling for me.

[SquidVicious]

Cool story bro. I'm sure he was a UFC fighter if he was wearing a UFC t-shirt. Just like all the NFL players I see walking around wearing their uniforms. Amazing how many Kapernicks there are around here!

[_aj_]

Last night I touched my weiner sobbing in the fetal position.

Lmao.

[gee38]

how much do you squat steve?


also - what happened with the girl?

come on don't leave us hanging.

[Fortress]

You should have pulled his shirt up and over his head, hockey-syle, and proceeded to deliver uppercut blows to his grill. Then chopsuey-ed across the back of his exposed melon.

And then stand victorious with one foot on his back and your right arm raised towards Valhalla, the other chugging frothy mead.  

[chaos]

Last night I touched my weiner sobbing in the fetal position.

Not your first time, was it?

[Man of Steel]

Not your first time, was it?

It was the first time doing it while staring at your picture.

[dustin]

HOLD ME BACK, VISSY!!!

[hrspwr1]

You should have pulled his shirt up and over his head, hockey-syle, and proceeded to deliver uppercut blows to his grill. Then chopsuey-ed across the back of his exposed melon.

And then stand victorious with one foot on his back and your right arm raised towards Valhalla, the other chugging frothy mead.  

 I like the way you think mister.

[chaos]

It was the first time doing it while staring at your picture.

[The Showstoppa]

I was in an Irish style pub and this guy was bouncing aroundthe place with a UFC shirt and ccauliflower ears. Since I'm a big dude (6'3"...260...450+ bench press) the guy comes up saying size doesn't equal toughness and how he's got stand up game and ground game. I'm just there trying to have a drink with this chick I just met, so I agree with the dude and he goes on his way. About 40 minutes later he comes back to where I am and he's more inebriated and starts saying I disrespected him. I tell him no it's all good and I can tell he's feeling insecure. He throws a punch that just grazes my cheek and I charge forward grabbing his arm and I throw him on the ground. He got up with his arms flailing so I grab him and outmuscle him until the bouncer gets there. Bouncer was cool and asked me how much I can bench and squat. Crazy night.

Translation: you got rear-naked choked by Bruno the bartender

[Stan Diego]

You gotta get a waiver signed before you kick the ass. I'm new here too, but they taught me that the 1st week.

[Mrdibbs]

A man who squats four plates each side with ease is a tough fight for anyone

Well played sir, well played.

[polychronopolous]

"Steve" 

[Alex23]

Last night I touched my weiner sobbing in the fetal position.

Last night I woke up with a massive pee boner. Had to do a waistband tuck to avoid knocking down vases and lamps.

[wes]

You should have just told him you were "BigSteve" from getbig,he would have trembled in fear and begged to be spared from your wrath.

"BigSteve"

[Alex23]

You should have just told him you were "BigSteve" from getbig,he would have trembled in fear and begged to be spared from your wrath.

"BigSteve"

... the gimmicking on here is still strong.

[gee38]

I wonder if he is related to 'biggersteve'

he's 6'7, 290 lbs and benches 480+

bouncers ask him what he benches, squats AND deadlifts

[Overload]

That's crazy bro, i'm sure your massive bench press numbers told the whole story.

Did you remind him of your bench numbers before making love to him?  He probably would have backed off and bought you drinks if he knew you could bench that much.

[Alex23]

I wonder if he is related to 'biggersteve'

he's 6'7, 290 lbs and benches 480+

bouncers ask him what he benches, squats AND deadlifts

Maybe related to Steven Stein as well, 6'8" 355lb benches mid 600's, doesn't squat anymore due to cages being too small for him. Expert in krav maga, ex special forces, and a mohel on the weekends.

[wes]

You should have pulled his shirt up and over his head, hockey-syle, and proceeded to deliver uppercut blows to his grill. Then chopsuey-ed across the back of his exposed melon.

And then stand victorious with one foot on his back and your right arm raised towards Valhalla, the other chugging frothy mead. 

[gee38]

alex

that is biggeststeve


there are a range of steves like them russian dolls