Author Topic: Had words ast night with an MMA guy (Read 3771 times)

wes · « **Reply #25 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:47:26 PM »

Quote from: gee38 on January 04, 2014, 12:44:50 PM

alex

that is biggeststeve

there are a range of steves like them russian dolls

Yup,they even have "MeduimSteve" and "SmediumSteve".........all big benchers ,and all could easily kill a man just by looking in said mans direction.

Alex23 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:48:29 PM »

Quote from: wes on January 04, 2014, 12:47:26 PM

Yup,they even have "MeduimSteve" and :SmediumSteve".........all big benchers ,and all could easily kill a man just by looking in said mans direction.

Do they all get asked how much they can bench and squat by cool bro bouncers?

Ironraider · « **Reply #27 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:51:14 PM »

Quote from: Overload on January 04, 2014, 12:40:04 PM

That's crazy bro, i'm sure your massive bench press numbers told the whole story.

Did you remind him of your bench numbers before making love to him? He probably would have backed off and bought you drinks if he knew you could bench that much.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #28 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:51:30 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on January 04, 2014, 12:29:53 PM

Last night I woke up with a massive pee boner. Had to do a waistband tuck to avoid knocking down vases and lamps.

Next time snap a pic of that bad boy.

Alex23 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:54:59 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 04, 2014, 12:51:30 PM

Next time snap a pic of that bad boy.

I tried to POV style. Then bumped into the bathroom door of peace.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #30 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:42:59 PM »

Just cos he had a UFC t shirt on and said he was a cage fighter really means he is!

Fortress · « **Reply #31 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:48:38 PM »

That bandaged weiner above doesn't look too well.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #32 on:** January 04, 2014, 02:03:40 PM »

big steve .. can you tell us other stories?

Danjo · « **Reply #33 on:** January 04, 2014, 02:03:47 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on January 04, 2014, 11:18:23 AM

You should have pulled his shirt up and over his head, hockey-syle, and proceeded to deliver uppercut blows to his grill. Then chopsuey-ed across the back of his exposed melon.

And then stand victorious with one foot on his back and your right arm raised towards Valhalla, the other chugging frothy mead.

Damn,LOFL..I just spit out my ''frothy mead''..

TheShape · « **Reply #34 on:** January 04, 2014, 02:40:51 PM »

Quote from: dustin on January 04, 2014, 11:23:28 AM

HOLD ME BACK, VISSY!!!

Hahaha

Alex23 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 04, 2014, 02:52:34 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on January 04, 2014, 01:48:38 PM

That bandaged weiner above doesn't look too well.

true but definitely does MMA. It has the cauliflauer ears and scar tissue on its knuckles. It just couldn't cope with a muscle guy like "big" steve

Knooger · « **Reply #36 on:** January 04, 2014, 02:59:20 PM »

Big Steve sounds like a totally kick-ass manly bad ass. How do we join Team Big Steve? I will pay monthly dues, whatever it takes.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #37 on:** January 04, 2014, 03:37:34 PM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on January 04, 2014, 02:03:40 PM

big steve .. can you tell us other stories?

He had a really good salvia trip once.

Ironraider · « **Reply #38 on:** January 04, 2014, 04:20:54 PM »

Could have gotten the ears from high school wrestling...got tired of the babes telling him how fucking ugly his ears looked. To look "cool" to the ladies, he now tells them he's an MMA fighter.

I have a good friend who will be fighting Aldo in NJ on Super Bowl Sunday...guess what, he doesn't wear any of that shit, and doesn't go looking for shit either.

This guy was a fucking fraud...

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 04, 2014, 07:52:51 PM »

Reminds me of the time a guy wearing an Affliction shirt in a bar wanted to kick my ass. I told him," Do you even lift?" Then I hit a most muscular shot and he went away. He came back and said," I'm going to kick your ass!" I put him on my back and I did 40 squats with him. Then I got on my back and benched him until he was shaking in fear. The bouncer came over said this is going to be a cool story bro. The dj started blasting music and we all started doing the dougie. I couldn't wait to get on getbig and tell everyone how I easily defeated a cage fighter.

temple_of_dis · « **Reply #40 on:** January 04, 2014, 10:01:01 PM »

with getbig fact and fiction have hazy line

Fortress · « **Reply #41 on:** January 05, 2014, 11:11:29 AM »

Quote from: oldtimer1 on January 04, 2014, 07:52:51 PM

Reminds me of the time a guy wearing an Affliction shirt in a bar wanted to kick my ass. I told him," Do you even lift?" Then I hit a most muscular shot and he went away. He came back and said," I'm going to kick your ass!" I put him on my back and I did 40 squats with him. Then I got on my back and benched him until he was shaking in fear. The bouncer came over said this is going to be a cool story bro. The dj started blasting music and we all started doing the dougie. I couldn't wait to get on getbig and tell everyone how I easily defeated a cage fighter.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #42 on:** January 06, 2014, 10:13:55 AM »

SO you re saying that knowing ground game doesn't automatically make you the baddest mofo walking the earth?

snx · « **Reply #43 on:** January 06, 2014, 10:19:51 AM »

Quote from: dustin on January 04, 2014, 11:23:28 AM

HOLD ME BACK, VISSY!!!

It's going to take a while for this to get old. LMAO.

dustin · « **Reply #44 on:** January 06, 2014, 10:28:04 AM »

Quote from: snx on January 06, 2014, 10:19:51 AM

It's going to take a while for this to get old. LMAO.

Rascal full · « **Reply #45 on:** January 06, 2014, 11:53:06 AM »

Quote from: dustin on January 06, 2014, 10:28:04 AM

Jeez Oprah is fucking creepy!

snx · « **Reply #46 on:** January 06, 2014, 12:45:44 PM »

Quote from: dustin on January 06, 2014, 10:28:04 AM

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