I think everyone on here needs to realise and stop hating
Uncle Junior is an unbeaten cage fighter who thinks two steps ahead. He is a different breed.
A few Uncle Junior Facts
After meeting with Uncle Junior’ lawyer the UFC have changed their name from “Ultimate Fighting Championship” to simply “Fighting Championship.”
Uncle Junior once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
Uncle Junior was once bitten by a poisonous snake. after three das of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.
Unstoppable force meeting an immovable object? Uncle Junior clapping.
Uncle Junior once broke the sound barrier. In half.
When Uncle Junior went to Paris, the Eiffel Tower had its picture taken with him.
MC Hammer learned the hard way that Uncle Junior can in fact "touch this".
Bruce Springsteen calls Uncle Junior "The Boss."