Jeb will turn the fading America into a glorious society of overachievers - no fence will be too high, no vegetation too wild to be tamed by four wheeled machetes and no Poorito to heavy to be joyously flung into a culinary incinerator.
The two remaining white people, Adonis and his greyhound, will be moved into a reservation battling for canine goods alongside wild hebrews.
Nr. 1 hit of a new America - DavidDuke's "Bean Me Up".