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Army of One

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If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« on: January 07, 2014, 05:14:34 AM »
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Army of One

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2014, 05:32:59 AM »
If you havnt questioned if you have got the heart but know that you need to be a man and just do it while listening to this, then you likely have just 1 half functioning kidney and a lot of repressed memories

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2014, 05:44:53 AM »
If you didnt dream of beating a man unconscious using flying spinning 360 kicks while listening to this, rather the ground and pound queerness of today then you need your test levels tested ASAP

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2014, 05:50:22 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on January 07, 2014, 05:44:53 AM
If you didnt dream of beating a man unconscious using flying spinning 360 kicks while listening to this, rather the ground and pound queerness of today then you need your test levels tested ASAP



yes ive often wondered why van damme could beat his opponents with three well placed 360 kicks in slow motion

but when mma fighters try this they usually fall on their ass or miss by about 10 feet

if van damme was in the ufc he would clearly be the world champ
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Army of One

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2014, 05:57:45 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on January 07, 2014, 05:50:22 AM
yes ive often wondered why van damme could beat his opponents with three well placed 360 kicks in slow motion

but when mma fighters try this they usually fall on their ass or miss by about 10 feet

if van damme was in the ufc he would clearly be the world champ

Yes, also while seemingly missing his opponent with half of them, or connecting with just his little toe.This man grew up like myself

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2014, 06:03:14 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on January 07, 2014, 05:57:45 AM
Yes, also while seemingly missing his opponent with half of them, or connecting with just his little toe.This man grew up like myself



that kid is special

he will be in expendables 27

watch this space
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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2014, 06:03:51 AM »
If you didnt practice the crane kick while standing on a wall, while dreaming of beating the school bully in front of a crowd, then you probably have worn a thong onstage

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2014, 06:04:34 AM »
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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2014, 06:07:15 AM »
A couple of my sparring partners



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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2014, 06:10:39 AM »
If you havnt trained to this song in your personal gym overlooking your yacht , then you have been fluffed by your video producer

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2014, 06:11:43 AM »
I often greet my wife with a flying 360

its the best way to keep her on her toes
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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2014, 06:12:47 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on January 07, 2014, 06:11:43 AM
I often greet my wife with a flying 360

its the best way to keep her on her toes

I like to put the shopping away while doing the splits on 2 chairs
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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2014, 06:15:41 AM »
Frank Stallone motivating gym goers worldwide, making up for being the black sheep of the family, Travolta getting jacked to prove he is only half gay

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2014, 06:20:38 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on January 07, 2014, 05:44:53 AM
If you didnt dream of beating a man unconscious using flying spinning 360 kicks while listening to this, rather the ground and pound queerness of today then you need your test levels tested ASAP


priceless @ 1:23 round house kick to the face while the guy spins the opposite way and falls the opposite way as well

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2014, 06:25:02 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on January 07, 2014, 06:20:38 AM
priceless @ 1:23 round house kick to the face while the guy spins the opposite way and falls the opposite way as well



Even Van Damme stood no chance against the acting legend Kurt McKinney

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2014, 06:32:02 AM »
It was only homoerotic if you wanted it to be

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2014, 06:34:56 AM »
Lobsa off-season


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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2014, 07:20:19 AM »
There was a time when I did Clubber Lang's 30 twists at the top of every single situp.  Gritted teeth and all.
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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2014, 07:06:21 PM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on January 07, 2014, 06:34:56 AM
Lobsa off-season


Heboe-reaction

This girl has a nasty booty
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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2014, 07:08:41 PM »
Cool...not homo
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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2014, 07:10:59 PM »
Quote from: Lobstah on January 07, 2014, 07:06:21 PM
This girl has a nasty booty

better than yours :D
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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2014, 07:12:58 PM »
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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2014, 07:31:35 PM »
badass thread keep em coming

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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2014, 07:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on January 07, 2014, 05:14:34 AM
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Oh my god son, I just watched this movie last night and I was fixing to put this song on my Ipod.  There's a lot of good inspirational jams in that movie. 
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Re: If you havnt trained to this song you are likely homosexual and not a real man
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2014, 07:58:01 PM »
Quote from: Lobstah on January 07, 2014, 07:12:58 PM
Definitely not.
Most definately yes.

Whole lower body is better and curvier, waist hip-ratio as well as the glutes etc

But you did have some potential back in the day
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