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Need some advice re a girl
« on: January 08, 2014, 07:49:43 AM »
So I just started talking to this girl again on facebook that I used to really like back in high school. I hadn't spoken to her in a long time but we made plans to go out this weekend. So anyway, I type her name into Google and see that she had been arrested atleast 5 times. The most recent one was over a year ago but it looks like she did a few months in jail and is listed as being on parole. The most serious charge is "theft by taking" and there are also several probation violations and a public intoxication and possession of drug paraphanelia charge. Anyway, what do you guys think I should do? I don't want to go out with her if she's on drugs or is involved in other criminal stuff. However, when I talked to her on the phone she seemed totally normal and not drugged out or anything. I would feel really awkward saying "hey I looked you up online and saw where you've been arrested a bunch; are you straight now?" Also, if she is on parole, would that mean she is getting drug tested regularly?

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2014, 07:51:21 AM »
RUN!!
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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2014, 07:53:49 AM »
become gay

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2014, 07:54:07 AM »
She likely has a dick.

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2014, 07:56:14 AM »
You should be proactive and steal something of hers first. That way you assert your dominance and have the upper hand.

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2014, 08:00:41 AM »
Back in the day before the internet, you would never even be able to find this stuff out. Kind of wish I had never Googled her now.

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2014, 08:01:06 AM »
Try to fuck her and move on

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2014, 08:02:25 AM »
It sounds like she already committed theft by stealing away your heart broski. Time to marry said cu nt.

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2014, 08:06:13 AM »
Also, what is possession of drug paraphanelia? Would that just mean you have a bong or something w/ residue but no actual drugs?

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2014, 08:07:32 AM »
Also, what is possession of drug paraphanelia? Would that just mean you have a bong or something w/ residue but no actual drugs?
Most likely. Can you show us a few of the mugshots?

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2014, 08:07:36 AM »
Admitting to using facebook=the ghey

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2014, 08:08:17 AM »
not for nothing but isn't this the forum where one of the top posters dressed up in a ass-less bunny outfit and lied about having HIV?

not really a bastion for receiving advice about chooses to make



asking for advice here is like asking for Driving Directions from Susan Smith

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2014, 08:09:28 AM »
Admitting to using facebook=the ghey
Not anymore gay than posting on a forum dedicated to oiled up muscular men in thongs.

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2014, 08:12:41 AM »
Ask a bunch of drug abusing criminals about what you should do with a drug abusing criminal. Brilliant.

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2014, 08:14:18 AM »
not for nothing but isn't this the forum where one of the top posters dressed up in a ass-less bunny outfit and lied about having HIV?

not really a bastion for receiving advice about chooses to make



asking for advice here is like asking for Driving Directions from Susan Smith
I turn to getbiggers for advices regarding all major life decisions!

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2014, 08:16:35 AM »
QB will be with you shortly.

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2014, 08:16:51 AM »
I turn to getbiggers for advices regarding all major life decisions!

I don't know how you could ask Michael Clarke Duncan for any advice given that he is dead

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2014, 08:17:27 AM »
...oh,, you said "Get Biggers"........my bad

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2014, 08:18:31 AM »
Crazy gurls best in bed

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2014, 08:19:30 AM »
Not anymore gay than posting on a forum dedicated to oiled up muscular men in thongs.

Don't be using no logic on here fucker  ;D

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2014, 08:30:17 AM »

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2014, 08:57:26 AM »
We need more information. What's the white-in-questions name so we can google her ourselves and come to a better, more informed decision.
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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2014, 09:00:02 AM »
Just fuck the whore and move on.
Keep an eye on your wallet.

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2014, 09:05:38 AM »
She looks kinda homely here but is really hot in real life.

Not at all considering it's a mugshot.

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Re: Need some advice re a girl
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2014, 09:07:47 AM »
Criminals are hot.
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