I wonder if this ever happened with Goodrum and Queen Vissy.
http://freakoutnation.com/2014/01/08/couple-argues-over-space-aliens-so-of-course-she-pulls-a-gun-out-of-her-vagina-points-it-at-his-head/
Couple argues over space aliens, so of course she pulls a gun out of her vagina, points it at his head
You know how you’re arguing about space aliens and it gets out of hand, so you reach for your gun which is stored in your vagina? Of course it’s in your vagina because you use it as a sex toy. Well that happened to someone else too.
On Sunday morning, a domestic dispute over space aliens escalated when a New Mexico woman dressed in lingerie allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police say.Jennifer McCarthy is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men.”
48-year-old McCarthy, an artist, argued about space aliens with her 53-year-old boyfriend, whose name was redacted from the document released by the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Office.
When deputies questioned McCarthy, she reportedly acknowledged that she “did have a gun at the time” while the couple was yelling at each other.
The Smoking Gun reports, “McCarthy’s boyfriend told investigators that following the argument McCarthy departed her Aventura Road residence. Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court filing.”
The old gun in the vagina trick.
While using the firearm as a sex toy, McCarthy asked her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?”
McCarthy pretty much answered her own question when she removed the gun from her vagina and pointed it at her boyfriend’s head.
The man grabbed the weapon from McCarthy and put it in the toilet.
McCarthy’s boyfriend, “took it out of the toilet and put it in the trash can outside.” Deputy Zook said he recovered “a silver Smith and Wesson in the outside trash can.”
McCarthy was arrested on a felony charge of aggravated assault on a household member. She was booked into the county jail, from which she was released Sunday after posting $5000 bond, according to The Smoking Gun.
The man’s name has not been released.
I had no idea that having sexy-time with a gun was a thing but it does explain why so many Republicans are obsessed with firearms. What I want to know is, was it loaded? (with bullets)
H/T: Our friend TiredofTea who I can’t link to because he’s more afraid of Twitter than he is of a woman with a gun in her vagina:–)
