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Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« on: January 10, 2014, 03:01:01 AM »
Do they?

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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2014, 03:58:31 AM »
Who was that dipshit trying to squat 5 plates?
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johnnynoname

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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2014, 05:02:56 AM »
on leg day whenever I see a emo doing clean and presses at the power rack my exact words are always "How much longer you got, crossfit?"






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d) Come back to me, Sarah
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2014, 05:03:36 AM »
When i step foot in the gym, even the 45lb plates tremble in fear.
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johnnynoname

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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2014, 05:04:56 AM »
I wake up alone every morning
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2014, 05:09:29 AM »
I wake up with my wife which is synonymous with being alone.  :(
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2014, 05:14:37 AM »
Quote from: wes on January 10, 2014, 05:09:29 AM
I wake up with my wife which is synonymous with being alone.  :(

was she the one who told you to shave your moustache then when you shaved it she said "OMG why did you shave your moustache?!"



.......sorry- that's all I got this morning
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2014, 05:18:00 AM »
No.  We do the secret twink handshake and then talk about Dungeons & Dragons.
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2014, 05:23:05 AM »
 Ha, the other day I was warming up just walking on the hamster wheel, 4 urban youths had come in and were making a ruckus over on the bench. I finished my walk and headed to the bench next to them. All of them quietly went away and hopped on stationary bikes. I finished my benching and moved over to do my deadlifts and the youths all came back and finished their noise making on the bench.
 They weren`t bothering me, I had my tunes on and was just doing my thing but it felt strange they all felt they had to leave. I am not big and bad but apparently I must smell or something.  :D
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2014, 05:24:14 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 10, 2014, 05:14:37 AM
was she the one who told you to shave your moustache then when you shaved it she said "OMG why did you shave your moustache?!"



.......sorry- that's all I got this morning
Kinda funny,but since it`s early,I`ll let you slide just this once.  :D
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2014, 05:25:51 AM »
I love it when my fellow gym members quickly offer me the use of their equipment or machines whenever I`m in a 6 foot radius of them.

True story!
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2014, 05:28:40 AM »
Quote from: wes on January 10, 2014, 05:25:51 AM
I love it when my fellow gym members quickly off me the use of their equipment or machines whenever I`m in a 6 foot radius of them.

True story!

It's called respect for the elderly  :D
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2014, 05:30:32 AM »
Boy this old man would japslap you harder than Chinese arithmetic son!
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2014, 05:40:37 AM »
Quote from: wes on January 10, 2014, 05:30:32 AM
Boy this old man would japslap you harder than Chinese arithmetic son!

Not if I steal your viagra and hrt pills.
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2014, 06:52:51 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 10, 2014, 05:14:37 AM
was she the one who told you to shave your moustache then when you shaved it she said "OMG why did you shave your moustache?!"



.......sorry- that's all I got this morning



Posting then following with..


...this is my move...expect to hear from my lawyers shortly >:(
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2014, 06:56:09 AM »
JNN...update on chick at bagel store please...Ken
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2014, 08:06:14 AM »
Quote from: HandsomeMOFO on January 10, 2014, 05:28:40 AM
It's called respect for the elderly  :D
New material..........get some!  ;)
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2014, 08:09:24 AM »
Twinks are too scared to walk into my gym.
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2014, 08:12:21 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on January 10, 2014, 03:01:01 AM
Do they?





HAHAHAHHAHAHA.......Fuck ing Great.. ;D ;D
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2014, 08:17:05 AM »
Quote from: Wez on January 10, 2014, 06:56:09 AM
JNN...update on chick at bagel store please...Ken

oh dear god i forgot about her....

I got sick of bagels so I stopped going....she probably is fingering her twat or dating some skinny white hipster called trevor
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2014, 08:18:24 AM »
..........or both!  ;D
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2014, 08:23:22 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 10, 2014, 03:58:31 AM
Who was that dipshit trying to squat 5 plates?

Those are those bullshit crossfit weights with 3 inches of rubber that weigh 10 pounds each.  They like to pretend they are 45s
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2014, 08:23:33 AM »
Quote from: wes on January 10, 2014, 08:18:24 AM
..........or both!  ;D

damn you trevor
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2014, 08:31:01 AM »
:D
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Re: Do twinks fear you in your gym?
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2014, 08:33:56 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 10, 2014, 05:04:56 AM
I wake up alone every morning

to the sound of your tears

at the empty meaningless of your life?

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