Author Topic: A Lion Whisperer? (Read 3369 times)

pellius · « **on:** January 10, 2014, 07:48:34 PM »

Love lions but....

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2014, 08:11:26 PM »

Amazing.

pellius · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2014, 08:23:22 PM »

I don't know. A lion is still a lion. I remember what happened to Siegfried and Roy. All was fine for decades until.... And who can forget that Grizzly Man dry humping those bears in the wild for years. All was fine until it suddenly wasn't.

A day will come when one of the lions just didn't get the memo and just do what comes naturally. Then the other lions will be like, "Oh shit, meat! Tender melt-in-your-mouth meat!"

POB · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2014, 11:49:09 PM »

Quote from: pellius on January 10, 2014, 08:23:22 PM

I don't know. A lion is still a lion. I remember what happened to Siegfried and Roy. All was fine for decades until.... And who can forget that Grizzly Man dry humping those bears in the wild for years. All was fine until it suddenly wasn't.

A day will come when one of the lions just didn't get the memo and just do what comes naturally. Then the other lions will be like, "Oh shit, meat. Tender melt-in-your-mouth meat."

It happens all the time one zoo keeper was feeding one last year I think in central cal and made a mistake lion killed her, sucked they put the lion down after. A tiger jumped out of its cage at the zoo and killed a kid that was throwing rocks at it a few years back in SF. Those animals aren't to be messed with

wes · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2014, 11:50:03 PM »

WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK !!

They fuck you up.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2014, 11:51:30 PM »

dEATH WISH

wes · « **Reply #6 on:** January 11, 2014, 12:01:09 AM »

I remember watching a TV show (probably when animals attack) where this guy has a trained bear for many years,he used to hit and prod the bear with a stick to make him obey him,the bear never did anything about until one day the guy hit him and he just freaked and fucked the dude up.

Then there was the idiot who put deer urine on his body to see if he could attract a buck......well he did and that buck didn`t give a fuck.........hooved (is hooved a word....it is now ) his ass to the max all while this idiots wife was filming it.

One more I recall was an elephant trainer,same scenario as the bear...the elephant finally got pissed,threw the guy around like a rag doll stomped him a bit,then broke down a fence and ran amok in the streets.

Some people just tempt fate when it comes to being ballsy with unpredictable animals.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #7 on:** January 11, 2014, 12:03:04 AM »

animals are wild and should be left alone .. all these shows are incredibly stupid and the idiot who want to love the wild animals are ever stupider.

wes · « **Reply #8 on:** January 11, 2014, 12:08:36 AM »

No shit!

POB · « **Reply #9 on:** January 11, 2014, 12:15:30 AM »

Google some story's about guys who thought it be cool to have a wolf as a pet. 1st chance it got to go for the juggler it did,lol

wes · « **Reply #10 on:** January 11, 2014, 12:16:39 AM »

Quote from: POB on January 11, 2014, 12:15:30 AM

Google some story's about guys who thought it be cool to have a wolf as a pet. 1st chance it got to go for the juggler it did,lol

Another casualty....fucking nitwits!!

SF1900 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 11, 2014, 12:26:47 AM »

I hope he knows what he is doing. I woudnt want this attacking me

JasonH · « **Reply #12 on:** January 11, 2014, 02:14:00 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 11, 2014, 12:26:47 AM

I hope he knows what he is doing. I woudnt want this attacking me

I see trouble in this man's future.

pellius · « **Reply #13 on:** January 11, 2014, 02:49:12 AM »

This is how you do it -- if your balls are big enough.

macos · « **Reply #14 on:** January 11, 2014, 02:59:40 AM »

Some guy got a baby tiger as a pet for his 10yr old daughter.

Wtf.

bigmc · « **Reply #15 on:** January 11, 2014, 03:25:50 AM »

Quote from: pellius on January 11, 2014, 02:49:12 AM

This is how you do it -- if your balls are big enough.

lions have learned to fear man

its a survival instinct thing

i watched a documentary where tribesmen would walk straightup to a pride and they would scatter

problem is they are unpredictable they could run off 100 times then the next time rip you to shreds

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 11, 2014, 03:28:48 AM »

Quote from: POB on January 11, 2014, 12:15:30 AM

Google some story's about guys who thought it be cool to have a wolf as a pet. 1st chance it got to go for the juggler it did,lol

Are you saying that his Wolf pet went for the Juggler, Clown and Mime at the local Circus and killed them, or the owner's Jugular?

Bad News Brown · « **Reply #17 on:** January 11, 2014, 04:38:14 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 11, 2014, 12:26:47 AM

I hope he knows what he is doing. I woudnt want this attacking me

The man has a bright future.

In his next life he'll be reincarnated as lion dung!

Whiskey · « **Reply #18 on:** January 11, 2014, 04:56:41 AM »

Good for him.... I'm sure it will end well.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #19 on:** January 11, 2014, 05:42:55 AM »

Quote from: Bad News Brown on January 11, 2014, 04:38:14 AM

The man has a bright future.

In his next life he'll be reincarnated as lion dung!

haha exactly

CalvinH · « **Reply #20 on:** January 11, 2014, 06:42:33 AM »

Dude is gonna end up lunch one day.

thebrink · « **Reply #21 on:** January 11, 2014, 06:46:08 AM »

Quote from: wes on January 10, 2014, 11:50:03 PM

WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK !!

They fuck you up.

And their unpredictable. They're not like humans where you can sort of read what their about to do.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #22 on:** January 11, 2014, 06:56:41 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 11, 2014, 12:26:47 AM

I hope he knows what he is doing. I woudnt want this attacking me

Big Dan Hill getting desperate now...

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #23 on:** January 11, 2014, 08:29:28 AM »

I have this guy ranked 2nd just behind Lee Priest in the 2014 Dead pool

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #24 on:** January 12, 2014, 02:57:57 AM »