Guys who white knight women

[Shockwave]

Whoever said "alpha male" is a BB.com term needs to be fucking shot in the face. And then raped with a 7 foot black mans penis, since he also is obsessed with that.

what a moron.

[el numero uno]

Whoever said "alpha male" is a BB.com term needs to be fucking shot in the face. And then raped with a 7 foot black mans penis, since he also is obsessed with that.

what a moron.

Clearly you're not alpha. Please leave this thread.

[Shockwave]

Clearly you're not alpha. Please leave this thread.

[Quickerblade]

I have told this story once before here, a girl named honey.

this was in 2010, tall girl, nice perky tits, nice ass, very ambitious, wanted to "take over the world" but she was 29. she was not taking anything but cum.
I was texting her and it was all flirty and sex related, she was into it.

She was just seeing some guy who was white knighting her, fine restaraunts and and shopping on weekends.
I was staying in the city (in Sydney, Shangra-la) I told her too meet me there on a certain Saturday night.

she said "sure, I have a green day concert on that evening but I can meet you immediately after"
anyway to cut a long story short, the white knight that took her to the concert delivered her to the hotel lobby, she told him her friends were staying there, he dropped her off and drove back home, about a 3 hour drive.

she came in, I was in a robe and drunk, she had a shower, we did what getbiggers do and I blew my load on her face (I told her I wouldn't) she was disgusted by the act, she washed it off, I said I wanted to go again, we did, I blew on her ass, shes even more in shock and horror, she showers my jizz off, and then goes to the mini bar for a refreshment I quickly snap back "hey fuck that, $7 for a coke"
 then she asked if she could have a chocolate cause she was hungry I said "nah" while I was laying on the bed watching a hillsong documentary, she just at the couch opposite the bed looking hungry and confused.

I asked her to leave as I made the excuse that friends were on there way, she said if she can spend the night and if it was possible for a lift home, she lived about 2.5-hours drive, I said "No way" I told her to catch the train, mind you it was 3am, no trains run at that time, that poor bitch waited at Circular quay station for 3 hours and probably another 3 hour commute on the train just to go home..and she was hungry.

[cephissus]

I'm an Alpha male

And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull****? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ***ging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

fantasy ramblings of a beta male, no doubt about it

[Chadwick The Beta]

I have told this story once before here, a girl named honey.

this was in 2010, tall girl, nice perky tits, nice ass, very ambitious, wanted to "take over the world" but she was 29. she was not taking anything but cum.
I was texting her and it was all flirty and sex related, she was into it.

She was just seeing some guy who was white knighting her, fine restaraunts and and shopping on weekends.
I was staying in the city (in Sydney, Shangra-la) I told her too meet me there on a certain Saturday night.

she said "sure, I have a green day concert on that evening but I can meet you immediately after"
anyway to cut a long story short, the white knight that took her to the concert delivered her to the hotel lobby, she told him her friends were staying there, he dropped her off and drove back home, about a 3 hour drive.

she came in, I was in a robe and drunk, she had a shower, we did what getbiggers do and I blew my load on her face (I told her I wouldn't) she was disgusted by the act, she washed it off, I said I wanted to go again, we did, I blew on her ass, shes even more in shock and horror, she showers my jizz off, and then goes to the mini bar for a refreshment I quickly snap back "hey fuck that, $7 for a coke"
 then she asked if she could have a chocolate cause she was hungry I said "nah" while I was laying on the bed watching a hillsong documentary, she just at the couch opposite the bed looking hungry and confused.

I asked her to leave as I made the excuse that friends were on there way, she said if she can spend the night and if it was possible for a lift home, she lived about 2.5-hours drive, I said "No way" I told her to catch the train, mind you it was 3am, no trains run at that time, that poor bitch waited at Circular quay station for 3 hours and probably another 3 hour commute on the train just to go home..and she was hungry.

the only thing missing is that "white knight" came and picked her up rather than having her wait at the station

then he bought her something to eat...with money he didn't have (probably missed his rent payment and long story short, got evicted...she dumped him the next day)

and while I admire that you blew on both her face and ass, you still should have chilidogged her, like liar priest did to karen spackle

[Quickerblade]

the only thing missing is that "white knight" came and picked her up rather than having her wait at the station

then he bought her something to eat...with money he didn't have (probably missed his rent payment and long story short, got evicted...she dumped him the next day)

and while I admire that you blew on both her face and ass, you still should have chilidogged her, like liar priest did to karen spackle

yeah, true.
he must of spent his rent money on her outfit, her tickets and petrol. I hate when bitches attack the minibar like its there mothers place. That's a real sign of a dumb bitch. I don't even touch the minibar. I don't want "honey" to neither $7 for a coke and $7 for a mars bar. fuck that I will keep that $14 thank you.

[Chadwick The Beta]

yeah, true.
he must of spent his rent money on her outfit, her tickets and petrol. I hate when bitches attack the minibar like its there mothers place. That's a real sign of a dumb bitch. I don't even touch the minibar. I don't want "honey" to neither $7 for a coke and $7 for a mars bar. fuck that I will keep that $14 thank you.

exactly

after all, a true getbigger can take 14.00 and invest it in penny stocks (since getbiggers don't have to pay sales commissions), which lead to easy millions within weeks

and "honey" wants to spend your hard-earned millions on a fucking soda and Mars bar (both of which are highly catabolic)

you're a better man that most; you only sent her home rather than putting her head through the wall, then getting one last blowjob from your self-made glory hole

[Quickerblade]

exactly

after all, a true getbigger can take 14.00 and invest it in penny stocks (since getbiggers don't have to pay sales commissions), which lead to easy millions within weeks

and "honey" wants to spend your hard-earned millions on a fucking soda and Mars bar (both of which are highly catabolic)

you're a better man that most; you only sent her home rather than putting her head through the wall, then getting one last blowjob from your self-made glory hole

Im a gentleman even in the worst situations, when I blasted on her face, she gave me a filthy look, a death stare, I accepted it, regained my load and went at it again, only to pop it on her ass this time, the same look, where did she think I was going to cum? on my pillows, on the bed.

even getbig millionaire don't want money on minibar snacks, how dare she even try open it. $7 does not grown on trees, let alone $14

[Chadwick The Beta]

Im a gentleman even in the worst situations, when I blasted on her face, she gave me a filthy look, a death stare, I accepted it, regained my load and went at it again, only to pop it on her ass this time, the same look, where did she think I was going to cum? on my pillows, on the bed.

even getbig millionaire don't want money on minibar snacks, how dare she even try open it. $7 does not grown on trees, let alone $14

for the orgasms and baby batter you provided, she should have been paying you

ungrateful slut

[Quickerblade]

for the orgasms and baby batter you provided, she should have been paying you

ungrateful slut

she was very ungrateful, I deserved a Thank You.

[The Ugly]

Just found this gem today.

Ha. Perfect.

[TrueGrit]

I take your hand and slowly dances with you


Wow, even Popeye is trying to hit on women through the internet these days...

[The Ugly]

Is the chick pictured involved here, or just an avatar?

[Wiggs]

I take your hand and slowly dances with you


Wow, even Popeye is trying to hit on women through the internet these days...

Agagaga!

[johnnynoname]

it was a andrew dice clay reference!!!!!!

[johnnynoname]

.......he was big in the 90's!!!!!

[johnnynoname]

FUCK THIS PLACE

[Parker]

FUCK THIS PLACE

I am really disappointed that you didn't do the Dancing Bear gig like you said you thinking of doing.
You have the chops, man.

[johnnynoname]

I am really disappointed that you didn't do the Dancing Bear gig like you said you thinking of doing.
You have the chops, man.

i don't think you need experience to do dancing bear...plus, I would do it for the pay and I get a feeling that the pay isn't good at all..I couldn't care less about getting blown on tape.....pay my ass

to quote the late Bad News Brown when asked about his time in the wrestling business
"I'm all about the Check book- not the scrap book"

[Parker]

i don't think you need experience to do dancing bear...plus, I would do it for the pay and I get a feeling that the pay isn't good at all..I couldn't care less about getting blown on tape.....pay my ass

to quote the late Bad News Brown when asked about his time in the wrestling business
"I'm all about the Check book- not the scrap book"

Indeed...but later on you could put that into your memoirs..."The John With No Name: Memoirs and Musings"

[johnnynoname]

Indeed...but later on you could put that into your memoirs..."The John With No Name: Memoirs and Musings"

it would be a one sentence blurb much like the time I saw Jaenne Garofalo in the village and I asked her for Uma Thurman's number (jokingly) and she called me a "stupid fucking Guido"

[Parker]

it would be a one sentence blurb much like the time I saw Jaenne Garofalo in the village and I asked her for Uma Thurman's number (jokingly) and she called me a "stupid fucking Guido"

If only certain people of today 15 minutes were up like hers...

[Wiggs]

it was a andrew dice clay reference!!!!!!

Hickory dickory dock. Your nose looks like a cock.  Oh!!!!!!!!!!!

[johnnynoname]

Hickory dickory dock. Your nose looks like a cock.  Oh!!!!!!!!!!!

settle down, Delicious Lips McGhee