Say you woke up and you were 270 lbs of beef aka Jay Cutler, what would you do?
I'd do this:
1. pose in the mirror for 3 hours admiring my huge guns, wheels and abs
2. go the gym and train like an animal, doing 800 lbs squats, 500 lbs benches, 200 lbs curls etc
3. drive Jay's Hummers around and maybe catch a cop chase or two, and maybe crash em, but who cares cos I'd have 3 of them!!!
4. transfer all Jay's cash into my bank account so I'd be rich when I woke up as me again
5. then I'd go to a club, catch some hot tail, get laid over and over in the club toilets, and start on the bouncers and beat them up for the hell of it
6. then take some of the girls back to my Las Vegas pad and have more fun....
6. then I'd fine all my ex-girlfriends boyfriends and beat them up
7. I'd bang Kerry as well, as soon as the pretty girls I got from the club left
what would you do?
