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HandsomeMOFO

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How come there are no women chess champions?
« on: January 12, 2014, 11:50:44 PM »
Less analytical brains?
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Dr.J

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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2014, 11:52:05 PM »
Women are not smart...they have smaller brains then men do...its been scientifically proven.
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 12:43:12 AM »
Quote from: Dr.J on January 12, 2014, 11:52:05 PM
Women are not smart...they have smaller brains then men do...its been scientifically proven.

The government scientist, Dr. Yamak, have prove it is size of squirrel
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 12:47:12 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on January 13, 2014, 12:43:12 AM
The government scientist, Dr. Yamak, have prove it is size of squirrel

Lol that's small. Which animals size is a mans brain?
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 12:53:54 AM »
Quote from: 38-26-40 on January 13, 2014, 12:47:12 AM
Lol that's small. Which animals size is a mans brain?
A bear....a big massive strong.....bear!!
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Mr. AZ 2003

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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2014, 12:56:52 AM »
Good question. I think men have a tendency to become more obsessive about stuff and take it to that next level.
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2014, 12:57:45 AM »
Quote from: Dr.J on January 13, 2014, 12:53:54 AM
A bear....a big massive strong.....bear!!

Wow!...that's BIG  ;)
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2014, 01:14:23 AM »
Quote from: Dr.J on January 13, 2014, 12:53:54 AM
A bear....a big massive strong.....bear!!
thats all fair and dandy, but how do you think your so-called 'big' bear, would stack up against one of THESE!
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2014, 01:16:43 AM »
Quote from: slicksta on January 13, 2014, 01:14:23 AM
thats all fair and dandy, but how do you think your so-called 'big' bear, would stack up against one of THESE!


Like a cold cut samich baby.....thats how...polar bears are massive!

Hope this helps
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2014, 01:54:23 AM »
Chess champions are virgin autistic people.
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2014, 03:30:26 AM »
Maybe none that are the best in the world but plenty of grandmasters
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Chess_woman_grandmasters
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2014, 03:49:48 AM »
No room for a chess board on the kitchen counter.
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2014, 04:05:26 AM »
incidentally I slam Womans Grandmaster Sharevich like a screen door in a hurricane  :P
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2014, 04:06:03 AM »
I once went to dinner with a woman chess champion once.Problems started when we had a check tablecloth, it took her 2 hours to pass the salt.
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2014, 04:06:55 AM »
Quote from: HandsomeMOFO on January 12, 2014, 11:50:44 PM
Less analytical brains?
nah bro, much like your mother, some women are busy husteling the streets as meth prostitutes, giving head for metal coin moneys
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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2014, 04:23:47 AM »
Quote from: Sam on January 13, 2014, 04:06:03 AM
I once went to dinner with a woman chess champion once.Problems started when we had a check tablecloth, it took her 2 hours to pass the salt.

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Re: How come there are no women chess champions?
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2014, 05:04:48 AM »
Quote from: galeniko on January 13, 2014, 04:06:55 AM
nah bro, much like your mother, some women are busy husteling the streets as meth prostitutes, giving head for metal coin moneys

How's your liver Mr Muscles?
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