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Eyeball Chambers

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Smoking in Gym
« on: January 13, 2014, 09:47:50 AM »
I am from Poland. I am in America for business and is morning I go to gym. The lady working counter kick me out for smoking inside gym. My gym in poland allow smoking. Is this common in America.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2014, 09:48:54 AM »
She sounds like a fucking cuunt. Most people smoke in the gyms around here. You should have beat her down.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 09:52:11 AM »
Lady should shutting her whore mouth. I smoke for gym training to inbetween the sets better relax.

She has no authority to tell you this things. Stupid fat American big Mac whore.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 09:53:25 AM »
This would be a better country if you'd go back there and snap her neck.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 09:54:44 AM »
In my gym, there is no vodka at juice bar.  I must bring my own to freshen my pre-workout NOS drink to make it suitable for my kind of training. 
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2014, 09:54:46 AM »
I woulda` killed her and left her right where she lay!  :(
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2014, 09:55:37 AM »
I miss the days when the gym hostess would ask "smoking or non-smoking?"


Those were the days.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2014, 09:56:42 AM »
Okay so today I went to the beach with a few mates and we were playing with a mini gridiron ball in the water. A group of 3 blondes walked by (maybe 7/10s) so I asked if they wanted to join and play with us.

So we play for a bit and then decide to go back and lie on the sand to dry off. We talk for a while of just small talk/boring stuff and then the conversation turns to sexual topics. One of the girls asks me.

Slut: have you done anal before?

Me: I haven't, but I'd definitely be down for it as long as the girl had a clean ass right after a shower.

Slut: uhh.. What difference is a shower going to make? There's always going to be poop around, no one uses soap to clean their ass hole it's exit only

Me: I use soap to clean my butt hole.... You're dirty as fuk

Slut and her friends: Start laughing at me like I'm the weird one



So obviously things got awkward as fuk and I was so turned off, so me and my friends took off

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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2014, 09:58:40 AM »
Not soaping the anus is disgusting, you should have killed those dirty whores too.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2014, 09:58:54 AM »
I woulda` killed her and left her right where she lay!  :(
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2014, 09:58:59 AM »
Years ago I walked in to a small local gym. There was a guy doing the pec-deck with a cigarette in his mouth. No lie.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2014, 10:10:01 AM »
I'm gettin flashbacks of Jean Francois.......I AM
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2014, 10:15:24 AM »
 My gyms treadmills have ashtrays on them, its all good.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2014, 10:15:32 AM »
She's right though. If she has got a big old turd waiting for dispatch, a bit of cleaning the entrance won't stop the juggernaut. If the rat's nose is at the door, your dick is getting shitty.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2014, 10:24:49 AM »
Quote from: liberty on January 13, 2014, 10:10:01 AM
I'm gettin flashbacks of Jean Francois.......I AM

A true mans man and a legend among legends
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2014, 10:26:30 AM »
Quote from: liberty on January 13, 2014, 10:10:01 AM
I'm gettin flashbacks of Jean Francois.......I AM
A true getbig legend!  :D

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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2014, 02:51:59 PM »
Smoking is allowed in gyms. You got to train your lungs too.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2014, 02:56:58 PM »
Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on January 13, 2014, 09:47:50 AM
I am from Poland. I am in America for business and is morning I go to gym. The lady working counter kick me out for smoking inside gym. My gym in poland allow smoking. Is this common in America.

what city/ gym do you go to in poland?
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2014, 02:58:20 PM »
I always enjoy a good cuban cigar between sets.


I believe I left myself open with some "fixed" statements with my comment above  ;D
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2014, 02:59:23 PM »
Get ready for a double bypass heart surgery from cigars.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2014, 02:59:52 PM »
Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on January 13, 2014, 09:47:50 AM
I am from Poland. I am in America for business and is morning I go to gym. The lady working counter kick me out for smoking inside gym. My gym in poland allow smoking. Is this common in America.

 ;D ;D ;D

o man, in some parts of Sydney (Chatswood) no smoking on the street (shopping mall,Victoria St.,),no smoking on bus stations,
trains stations,............
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2014, 03:01:35 PM »
^^where I stay, we got a fine for smoking in Public
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Eyeball Chambers

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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2014, 05:06:47 PM »
Quote from: SmallPole on January 13, 2014, 02:56:58 PM
what city/ gym do you go to in poland?

The Pierogi Gym in Lodz.
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2014, 05:39:07 PM »
taking bubble baths allows one to absorb soapy Mr. Bubble in the anus without invasive physical entry.  
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Re: Smoking in Gym
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2014, 08:05:20 PM »
I can see Galeniko sparking up a Marlborough in between sets, cig in his mouth whilst spotting someone on the incline bench ;)
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