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A forced Schmoe moment .....
« on: January 13, 2014, 01:38:47 PM »
So I was at Barnes & Noble this past weekend while there, I took a quick look at their magazine rack, they usually carry all the BB mags you don't usually see at regular stores  however, the Bodybuilding section was right at the end, on the back but right in front of a lot of people, they have a full road of comfortable seats where people go seat their asses to read .... the Muscle mags where all lined up at the bottom so you have to get on your knees if you want to reach them  ,so I grabbed one( bending down completely) and yes, there was this huge pic of Kai with his constipated look",  I slowly closed the issue and looked over my shoulder and everyone was staring at me... like "WTF is this pervert? ....

Minutes later I went to grab a coffee and two chicks saw me approaching the cafeteria and they just walked away faster to avoid any kind of contact with me.



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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2014, 01:41:23 PM »
Probably didnt help when they saw you, cock in hand, fapping away wildly while staring at Kais picture.

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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 01:46:10 PM »
So I was at Barnes & Noble this past weekend while there, I took a quick look at their magazine rack, they usually carry all the BB mags you don't usually see at regular stores  however, the Bodybuilding section was right at the end, on the back but right in front of a lot of people, they have a full road of comfortable seats where people go seat their asses to read .... the Muscle mags where all lined up at the bottom so you have to get on your knees if you want to reach them  ,so I grabbed one( bending down completely) and yes, there was this huge pic of Kai with his constipated look",  I slowly closed the issue and looked over my shoulder and everyone was staring at me... like "WTF is this pervert? ....

Minutes later I went to grab a coffee and two chicks saw me approaching the cafeteria and they just walked away faster to avoid any kind of contact with me.



Fuck the stigma of this sport !




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH



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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 01:54:06 PM »
Probably didnt help when they saw you, cock in hand, fapping away wildly while staring at Kais picture.

What's wrong with that?

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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 01:55:25 PM »
Probably didnt help when they saw you, cock in hand, fapping away wildly while staring at Kais picture.

Lmao! What a fucking "sport"

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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2014, 02:31:24 PM »
They. ARe scared of Kai, the monstoruos black man who going to give birth to the twelve children of Satan.

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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2014, 03:12:42 PM »
Some guy was in our local Barnes and Noble walking around with his crank in his hand, roughing up the suspect, knuckle shuffle, etc...

Then they posted his pic all over the local papers, snapped as he was leaving the place. (he had his unit put away at this point, thank god).

Hope they catch him, he probably just got done with the musclemags...

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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2014, 04:06:19 PM »
I can't buy a bodybuilding magazine without feeling like a dirt bag. Really, who buys magazines about oiled up muscle guys in thongs who pose to music? Real men buy magazines about cars, motorcycles, football, Popular Mechanics, hunting, guns and other man stuff.

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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2014, 04:10:04 PM »
the Muscle mags where all lined up at the bottom so you have to get on your knees if you want to reach them  ,? ....



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do some proper deep squats so you do not have to go on your knees so quickly
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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2014, 04:14:50 PM »
as they say: "only if you want it to be"  ;D
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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2014, 04:23:39 PM »
do some proper deep squats so you do not have to go on your knees so quickly

LMAO .... I didn't get on my knees literally , I know it sounds funny that way but English is my second language so cut me so slack "

Oh btw, I forgot to mention as I was leaving the store  at the parking lot someone screamed " A QUATER TURN TO THE RIGHT"

and everyone was like "Oh boy there he is again"




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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2014, 04:48:05 PM »
but English is my second language "

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perhaps that explains why you do not get the irony of your nickname here ( I mean what the name meant before it was used by the pop group:)
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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2014, 06:42:25 AM »
perhaps that explains why you do not get the irony of your nickname here ( I mean what the name meant before it was used by the pop group:)

It was a popular nickname on a bodybuilding board.    ;)


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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2014, 11:51:05 AM »
It was a popular nickname on a bodybuilding board.    ;)


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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2014, 11:54:23 AM »


"tell me, tell me that your sweet love hasn't died, give me, give me one more chance to keep you satisfied, the grapefruit was always on my mind, the grapefruit was always on kai's mind"


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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2014, 05:43:28 PM »
If it weren't for the internet, the entire post squad of getbig would be down on their knees in some shady "bodybuilding mag" store.

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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2014, 08:20:43 PM »
when i used to actually buy those magazines back when i was a teenager in the late 90s my parents were concerned if i was gay or not... then i remeber my dad found my playboys and he said "least we know hes not gay"
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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2014, 08:27:21 PM »
Gay thread reported

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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2014, 09:03:46 PM »
I had a hard on looking at a pic of iris kyle.

Does that count as gay?
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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2014, 10:07:27 PM »
So I was at Barnes & Noble this past weekend while there, I took a quick look at their magazine rack, they usually carry all the BB mags you don't usually see at regular stores  however, the Bodybuilding section was right at the end, on the back but right in front of a lot of people, they have a full road of comfortable seats where people go seat their asses to read .... the Muscle mags where all lined up at the bottom so you have to get on your knees if you want to reach them  ,so I grabbed one( bending down completely) and yes, there was this huge pic of Kai with his constipated look",  I slowly closed the issue and looked over my shoulder and everyone was staring at me... like "WTF is this pervert? ....

Minutes later I went to grab a coffee and two chicks saw me approaching the cafeteria and they just walked away faster to avoid any kind of contact with me.



Fuck the stigma of this sport !




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At the end of the day, stigma is an internal matter--not an external one.   Your shame is your own.  Bah!

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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2014, 08:22:28 AM »
I had a hard on looking at a pic of iris kyle.

Does that count as gay?

Gayer than jerking it to board shorts models

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Re: A forced Schmoe moment .....
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2014, 08:26:09 AM »
Fatpanda was in there as well eating a kit kat bar thumbing through mags.