Author Topic: Jay Cutler fired his assistant Larry!!! (Read 13535 times)

Neymar Barca · « **on:** January 16, 2014, 01:10:41 AM »

he said "Larry is not anymore with my company,am running all the business"...

musclecenter · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2014, 01:20:53 AM »

Breaking news just saw on Getbig TV.

macos · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2014, 01:28:57 AM »

How do you apply for the job

G_Thang · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2014, 01:29:06 AM »

he isn't selling enough shit to keep larry employed. that's the TRUE STORY!

Bevo · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2014, 01:39:19 AM »

Quote from: G_Thang on January 16, 2014, 01:29:06 AM

he isn't selling enough shit to keep larry employed. that's the TRUE STORY!

Your hatred toward jay is not healthy

Quickerblade · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2014, 02:27:29 AM »

Just saw this on CNN

wes · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2014, 03:31:21 AM »

Larry won`t recover.

bigmc · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2014, 03:32:10 AM »

jay = bankrupt in two years

_aj_ · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2014, 03:41:53 AM »

Yup, saw the chiron roll under the presidential press conference.

HavoX · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2014, 04:17:20 AM »

I bet it's that shitty divorce. I don't understand it. If your body is your source of income, you will start losing money after your prime. These fookin judges keep giving the x wives whale-type alimony and child support.

No incentive for the x wives to move on... That kills the golden goose.

Drives me crazy to see hulk hogan doing rent-a-center commercials. Now jay has to mail his own used posing trunks. G4P in 2 years.

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2014, 04:29:13 AM »

Quote from: HavoX on January 16, 2014, 04:17:20 AM

I bet it's that shitty divorce. I don't understand it. If your body is your source of income, you will start losing money after your prime. These fookin judges keep giving the x wives whale-type alimony and child support.

No incentive for the x wives to move on... That kills the golden goose.

Drives me crazy to see hulk hogan doing rent-a-center commercials. Now jay has to mail his own used posing trunks. G4P in 2 years.

In 2 years he'll be Tier 3

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2014, 05:30:18 AM »

Quote from: Neymar Barca on January 16, 2014, 01:10:41 AM

he said "Larry is not anymore with my company,am running all the business"...

He has a "Brand Manager" that he pays Walmart wages to work 6 days a week....Jay's just being a cheap guy but like RX Muscle, you get what you pay for

liberty · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2014, 05:35:30 AM »

TommyBoy · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2014, 05:38:43 AM »

Quote from: liberty on January 16, 2014, 05:35:30 AM

hahahahaha GOLD

_bruce_ · « **Reply #14 on:** January 16, 2014, 05:51:54 AM »

Imagine him in a job interview...

Boss: "Well, before we start the interview I have to admit that we're looking for a Butt-ler who can handle a "tight" schedule ..."

*5 minutes pass*
JaY: "Fine, fine by me. My name's Gay Buttler, I mean Jay Cutler...."

Boss: "Pleased to meet you, my name's Nolan. Before I'll show you around the mansion - how did your ex-wife's breasts feel like?"

*Jay moves slightly in his chair... instantly a fart escapes*
jAy: "I, I can't remember. "
*little tears start running down his face*
JaY:"Mr. Nolan, where are my pants and why can't I call my parents?"

Boss:"I put them into the upper chambers where the posing oil and cameras reside."

*Jay's getting an uneasy vibe from Nolan and wants change matters*
Joy:"I'm a DJ too you know, I..."

*BOOM! Suddenly the oak doors split open with a bang and Juruth, well Mr. Juruth, catapults himself into the room his throbbing hard on directly focused on Jay*

JAy:"Moooooooooooooom!"

THE END

Tito24 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 16, 2014, 05:58:26 AM »

Neymar Barca · « **Reply #16 on:** January 16, 2014, 06:05:50 AM »

someone asked in JAY`s thread "why Larry isnt working with jay anymore" I bet that ass licker madmax6 will say something "you know larry and the champ are still friends but they are not working together" am so emmbarased watching that madmax6 guy licking jays ass

Tito24 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 16, 2014, 06:08:57 AM »

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #18 on:** January 16, 2014, 06:37:15 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on January 16, 2014, 03:32:10 AM

jay = bankrupt in two years

I don't know if youre being serious but he will have to do some majors changes in his life style....

(he started already) no doubt.

WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stan Diego · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2014, 06:37:42 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on January 16, 2014, 05:58:26 AM

Glory days. True Adonis looking ripped right there. When you've peaked nowhere to go but back down...

Rambone · « **Reply #20 on:** January 16, 2014, 07:21:41 AM »

liberty · « **Reply #21 on:** January 16, 2014, 08:21:43 AM »

This vid is better

240 is Back · « **Reply #22 on:** January 16, 2014, 08:30:44 AM »

Quote from: liberty on January 16, 2014, 05:35:30 AM

LOL! Love it

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 16, 2014, 08:36:17 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on January 16, 2014, 05:51:54 AM

Imagine him in a job interview...

Boss: "Well, before we start the interview I have to admit that we're looking for a Butt-ler who can handle a "tight" schedule ..."

*5 minutes pass*
JaY: "Fine, fine by me. My name's Gay Buttler, I mean Jay Cutler...."

Boss: "Pleased to meet you, my name's Nolan. Before I'll show you around the mansion - how did your ex-wife's breasts feel like?"

*Jay moves slightly in his chair... instantly a fart escapes*
jAy: "I, I can't remember. "
*little tears start running down his face*
JaY:"Mr. Nolan, where are my pants and why can't I call my parents?"

Boss:"I put them into the upper chambers where the posing oil and cameras reside."

*Jay's getting an uneasy vibe from Nolan and wants change matters*
Joy:"I'm a DJ too you know, I..."

*BOOM! Suddenly the oak doors split open with a bang and Juruth, well Mr. Juruth, catapults himself into the room his throbbing hard on directly focused on Jay*

JAy:"Moooooooooooooom!"

THE END

Looooololol

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #24 on:** January 16, 2014, 08:45:55 AM »

Time to extend an invite for Larry to join our nice little cesspool here.