I got into a road rage incidence once, it wasn't so much road rage as it was "road race".
So I'm in the M6 on the Finchley Road stopped at a red light.
This Audi R4 pulls up next to me these 2 guys are eyeing up my beemer and this guy starts revving up the car at the red light showing off..wrooom wroom etc
Now I know my tiptronic is gonna piss all over this asshole's shitty R4, and we just sorta had a moment where we knew it was ON as soon as the lights went green so I'm like reving the car too wroom wroom.
Now suddenly I have a moment of clarity and remember there are speed camera's only like 20 yards down the road, so I pussy out.
The light goes green.
This guy shoots in front me like 100 miles an hour and 5 seconds later " FLASH, FLASH, FLASH" he get's done by the speed camera.
I'm like HA, wanker, that's 3 points on your license and £60 fine.
BOOM