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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2014, 07:41:02 AM »
Lol @ broke-ass Getbiggers that actually have a boss. 

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2014, 07:42:01 AM »
I've never had alcohol in my whole life


Aaaaand that explains a LOT

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2014, 07:47:28 AM »
Once I said, and I quote:

"Listen don't you ever call my house again. Don't you ever fuckin bother me when I'm with my family again. If it can't wait til I get back to work, then figure it out yourself. You got that?"

Then I hung up. There's a backstory to it. I just reached my breaking point with this prick. We never had any problems after that.

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2014, 07:54:22 AM »
....."has anyone ever told you that you steal the blankets when you sleep"

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2014, 08:04:40 AM »
My first job ended when my boss called me a fucking liar over why I had to stay late the night before...I talked enough shit to him to where he actually swung at me...wasn't a long fight..and he was later fired for it

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2014, 10:10:47 AM »

Aaaaand that explains a LOT
haha, I KNOW

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2014, 12:24:28 PM »
Not the worst, I just told him the truth about how I thought about him.

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2014, 12:25:50 PM »
i told him he should lose weight

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2014, 04:10:56 PM »
At the holiday party this year, my boss said " you always look really nice at the holiday party. I hope that's not out of line.  you look really lovely."  And I said " I'm going to be totally out of line.  You are bangin as fuck."
 Probably not the best thing that could have come out of my face.

Fortunately your boss is a native English speaker and so had no clue what you were talking about.

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2014, 04:42:56 PM »
I don't think he was my boss at the time, but a bunch of us were working a late night month end.  He was going out to pick up dinner for everyone or something and I said (in front of everyone) "pick up a spine on your way back".  It was referencing some earlier incident, but totally out of line on my part.

I just googled him and see that he died a couple of years ago
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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2014, 04:58:06 PM »
I was very very close to telling mine to go fuck himself today. Just had to walk away.
I once told a boss to grab a spoon and eat my ass.   I miss that job
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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2014, 05:32:57 PM »
"I swallow".

I'm assuming he was already well aware of that.

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2014, 08:15:05 PM »
I once told a boss to grab a spoon and eat my ass.   I miss that job

Lol

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #38 on: January 17, 2014, 09:40:02 PM »
Once I said, and I quote:

"Listen don't you ever call my house again. Don't you ever fuckin bother me when I'm with my family again. If it can't wait til I get back to work, then figure it out yourself. You got that?"

Then I hung up. There's a backstory to it. I just reached my breaking point with this prick. We never had any problems after that.

That's funny my boss called me last week just a really quick question, no big deal, then I get to work the next day with this big email thanking me for answering my phone and answering the question. Maybe she was being super nice because she was afraid I would complain to HR about calling me at home.

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2014, 03:24:39 AM »
I don't think he was my boss at the time, but a bunch of us were working a late night month end.  He was going out to pick up dinner for everyone or something and I said (in front of everyone) "pick up a spine on your way back".  It was referencing some earlier incident, but totally out of line on my part.

I just googled him and see that he died a couple of years ago
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Started off funny but ended up as a sad story. RIP

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2014, 03:54:06 AM »
Epic jellyfish incident.
Never sad anything bad to my bosses. Most of them have been female so I just nod and ignore them - it's like swinging a magic wand.  :D
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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2014, 04:32:47 AM »
I don't think he was my boss at the time, but a bunch of us were working a late night month end.  He was going out to pick up dinner for everyone or something and I said (in front of everyone) "pick up a spine on your way back".  It was referencing some earlier incident, but totally out of line on my part.

I just googled him and see that he died a couple of years ago
  :-\


Brutal.
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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2014, 06:21:10 AM »
I don't think he was my boss at the time, but a bunch of us were working a late night month end.  He was going out to pick up dinner for everyone or something and I said (in front of everyone) "pick up a spine on your way back".  It was referencing some earlier incident, but totally out of line on my part.

I just googled him and see that he died a couple of years ago
  :-\

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2014, 06:23:07 AM »
"I'll spoon your f*cking eyes out like pickled onions and eat them."

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2014, 06:39:20 AM »
"I don't think you're stupid, as far as you know."

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #45 on: January 18, 2014, 06:51:51 AM »
Go fuck yourself, then he fired me!

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Re: Whats the worst thing you ever said to your boss?
« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2014, 07:12:09 AM »
I told him he was a sociopath.