So I just broke up with this girl...

[FitnessFrenzy]

She was wild but a little bit fucked up. I wouldn't want the relationship to continue.

I want to share this night with Getbig from a few weeks ago:

- we go to a party, with probably 30 people
- we are both in our late 20's. She gets really drunk and she wants me to fuck her in the toilet. Who am I to resist?
- turns out I got some brown discharge on my white t-shirt from her vagina
- walk around the party people for 5 minutes before I notice. Go to wash it off.
- We go to a discoteque where she cuts herself on some glass, and our beer gets stolen by whoever
- when we go back to her place, she asks me to fuck her in the ass.

[Foozle]

She was wild but a little bit fucked up. I wouldn't want the relationship to continue.

I want to share this night with Getbig from a few weeks ago:

- we go to a party, with probably 30 people
- she catches me stalking gay men on facebook like a fucking creep and leaves.

[Ronnie Rep]

Sounds like a keeper!

[Rascal full]

Marriage material and you let her get away?!

[TrueGrit]

You sure the brown discharge was from her pussy?

[FitnessFrenzy]

You sure the brown discharge was from her pussy?

yeah. She got it checked out with a doctor. Not an STD. Apparently it was harmless, but not so nice to get on the cock.

[SmallPole]

She was wild but a little bit fucked up. I wouldn't want the relationship to continue.

I want to share this night with Getbig from a few weeks ago:

- we go to a party, with probably 30 people
- we are both in our late 20's. She gets really drunk and she wants me to fuck her in the toilet. Who am I to resist?
- turns out I got some brown discharge on my white t-shirt from her vagina
- walk around the party people for 5 minutes before I notice. Go to wash it off.
- We go to a discoteque where she cuts herself on some glass, and our beer gets stolen by whoever
- when we go back to her place, she asks me to fuck her in the ass.

ok so where is the problem exactly?

[FitnessFrenzy]

ok so where is the problem exactly?

we were arguing a lot and she was just a bitch.

[Hulkotron]

Pics

[That_Dude]

Ptps

[FitnessFrenzy]

Pics

[Thick Nick]

Your only in your late 20s??? Did I read that right???

What the fuck have you been doing? Pulling a Siberian snow plow?

[DroppingPlates]

Sounds more exiting than a clubbing Anabolichalo story, where he only flexes his pythons for the hebrew chicks.

[Hulkotron]

Not bad nice work FF

Doesn't really look like the "Fuck me now in this bathroom" type, haha

[FitnessFrenzy]

Your only in your late 20s??? Did I read that right???

What the fuck have you been doing? Pulling a Siberian snow plow?

? I don't understand your question. 

[galeniko]

sounds like regualr woman, looks good.

broke up with one of mine too

[El Diablo Blanco]

How'd you both fit inside a toilet?

[wes]

Does she like old guys?   

[Grape Ape]

sounds like regualr woman, looks good.

Regular women don't shoot brown shit out of their twats and get it on your shirt.

At least not in my experience.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Regular women don't shoot brown shit out of their twats and get it on your shirt.

At least not in my experience.

That "brown shit" is menstrual blood.  You'll learn about it one day when you have sex.  Probably why she wanted it up the ass that night.

[galeniko]

Regular women don't shoot brown shit out of their twats and get it on your shirt.

At least not in my experience.

maybe it was just some abortion waste, nevermind, can be useful as lubricant for the sex

[Thick Nick]

? I don't understand your question. 

No shit... I thought you were like 60.

[FitnessFrenzy]

No shit... I thought you were like 60.

lol. I am 27. 

[Thick Nick]

lol. I am 27. 

Yep. Siberian snow plow.

[Tito24]