A LEO on gear is a good one too. Methinks there are a few of those around to emulate.
True story: the one gimmick account I tried to register went by the name "DEA Agent."
My plan was to start my first thread titled: "Hey fellas. So....where could a guy like me buy some good anabolic steroids?"
I thought it would be a glorious gimmick. Unlimited potential for entertainment. Unfortunately Ron cut me off at the pass and my dreams never turned into a reality.