Help me choose my gimmick's persona

[_aj_]

So, it is clear that to be a playa around here. I need at least one gimmick. Since each successful gimmick has its own distinct persona, I need to choose one:

- cranky old man. Think Wes without the muscles. Hmmm, a bit to close to my reality...
- NFL player with a masturbation problem. Has merit.
- female fitness competitor. My E2 is rising, so maybe I could pull it off. Uncle Junior will start stalking me, apparently.
- shredded guy from Montenegro living in Zurich? Who would believe that? I would probably fap too much to "my" pics...
- a huge guy with anger issues, always intimidating others and loving it? Would probably get lost in all the other similar gimmicks.
- gay man? Seems to be a lot of homosexual tendencies around here, so it could work
- Arnold?

[Branchs Ears]

It's Getbig.....you can never go wrong going the homo route.

[_aj_]

Go the queer route.







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LOL!

[Tedim]

Wiggs angry illegitimate son.....confused about his religious preference

[Tedim]

Gals mother desperately trying to get him to settle down and quit smoking going around the board talking to everyone for advice and support

[HandsomeMOFO]

So, it is clear that to be a playa around here. I need at least one gimmick. Since each successful gimmick has its own distinct persona, I need to choose one:

- cranky old man. Think Wes without the muscles. Hmmm, a bit to close to my reality...
- NFL player with a masturbation problem. Has merit.
- female fitness competitor. My E2 is rising, so maybe I could pull it off. Uncle Junior will start stalking me, apparently.
- shredded guy from Montenegro living in Zurich? Who would believe that? I would probably fap too much to "my" pics...
- a huge guy with anger issues, always intimidating others and loving it? Would probably get lost in all the other similar gimmicks.
- gay man? Seems to be a lot of homosexual tendencies around here, so it could work
- Arnold?

Just be yourself, an effeminate ass puckering h0m0.

[Tedim]

Wes's great great great granddaughter trying desperately to decide which home to put him in

[_aj_]

Wiggs angry illegitimate son.....confused about his religious preference

The backstory might get too complex to hold. We've seen how even relatively simple backstories like Anabolichalo, get horribly confused and broken under the slightest scrutiny. Needs to be simple to maintain. The best legends are almost reality, so "cranky old man" has value...

Or the homo.

[_aj_]

Just be yourself, an effeminate ass puckering h0m0.

I already have that account...it's called "me", FFS.

[wes]

LOL 

[Tedim]

Groinks parole officer.....sorry Greg had to 

[Tedim]

Falcons psychiatrist who is black.....

[_aj_]

Groinks parole officer.....sorry Greg had to 

A LEO on gear is a good one too. Methinks there are a few of those around to emulate.

[el numero uno]

Go the queer route.







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LMFAO

[Man of Steel]

So, it is clear that to be a playa around here. I need at least one gimmick. Since each successful gimmick has its own distinct persona, I need to choose one:

- cranky old man. Think Wes without the muscles. Hmmm, a bit to close to my reality...
- NFL player with a masturbation problem. Has merit.
- female fitness competitor. My E2 is rising, so maybe I could pull it off. Uncle Junior will start stalking me, apparently.
- shredded guy from Montenegro living in Zurich? Who would believe that? I would probably fap too much to "my" pics...
- a huge guy with anger issues, always intimidating others and loving it? Would probably get lost in all the other similar gimmicks.
- gay man? Seems to be a lot of homosexual tendencies around here, so it could work
- Arnold?

I always like to think of Wes without pants.

[Tedim]

A LEO on gear is a good one too. Methinks there are a few of those around to emulate.

I think a GREAT gimmick is one that runs it's course, does the damage/entertainment value then vanishes like Juniors self respect or Falcons waistline

[_aj_]

I always like to think of Wes without pants. No homo

FIFY

[bigmc]

Go the queer route.







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brilliant

[Tedim]

I always like to think of Wes without pants.

Outed

[_aj_]

I think a GREAT gimmick is one that runs it's course, does the damage/entertainment value then vanishes like Juniors self respect or Falcons waistline

It was the brilliance of the UJ gimmick that got me thinking. Even Anabolichalo is great. Some of the other gimmicks that just throw stupid "your gay" comments are retarded. Good gimmicks have a purpose.

[Tedim]

It was the brilliance of the UJ gimmick that got me thinking. Even Anabolichalo is great. Some of the other gimmicks that just throw stupid "your gay" comments are retarded. Good gimmicks have a purpose.

I like the stalkers they can fixate....

[_aj_]

I like the stalkers they can fixate....

The UJ/BS thread has me seriously thinking that UJ is a BS gimmick. But it is so brilliantly played. Definitely a cut above the usual getbig standards.

[Tedim]

The UJ/BS thread has me seriously thinking that UJ is a BS gimmick. But it is so brilliantly played. Definitely a cut above the usual getbig standards.

Knooger is the be all end all.....his commentary is gold, mancrush 

[wes]

I always like to think of Wes without pants.

I`m not wearing any as I type this big boy!  

[_aj_]

Seems to be a flood of new gimmicks this morning. Ron must have gotten drunk and done the "select ALL -> APPROVE!" route last night.