Author Topic: Just got off the phone with syntaxmachine -- he's a fucking fraud  (Read 676 times)

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He had slurred speech and was belching out horrid beer burps that I could practically smell through the phone throughout our conversation. I traced his IP and it turns out that he has been a sophisticated shizzoid gimmick the entire time. I greatly underestimated his cognitive competences (thinking he was a mere drunken retard and all). He told me to deliver this message: "Bow down, proles."





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Re: Just got off the phone with syntaxmachine -- he's a fucking fraud
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2014, 08:43:30 PM »
fail
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Re: Just got off the phone with syntaxmachine -- he's a fucking fraud
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2014, 09:22:05 PM »
Mind = blown

didnt have a clue shizzo was part greek (or whatever part of Europe you hail from and visit frequently, can't remember off the top of my head)

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Re: Just got off the phone with syntaxmachine -- he's a fucking fraud
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2014, 09:23:54 PM »
calling Kahn.N.Singh to confirm

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Re: Just got off the phone with syntaxmachine -- he's a fucking fraud
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2014, 10:00:20 PM »
Yeah......suck a
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Re: Just got off the phone with syntaxmachine -- he's a fucking fraud
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2014, 10:43:03 PM »
calling Kahn.N.Singh to confirm

I have been called by the venerable Roger Bacon, and the time has finally come to confess that the Honorable Kahn.N.Singh is himself a charlatan, just another matryoshka doll the Oracle-King added to his never-ending collection of gimmicks while clicking past CSPAN between swills of BCAAs & Chivas.

You've been had, you mentally negligible suckers!!

Now kneel before your sovereign lord!



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Re: Just got off the phone with syntaxmachine -- he's a fucking fraud
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2014, 10:46:31 PM »
What is this....a gimmick convention??

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Re: Just got off the phone with syntaxmachine -- he's a fucking fraud
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2014, 11:18:37 PM »
I have been called by the venerable Roger Bacon, and the time has finally come to confess that the Honorable Kahn.N.Singh is himself a charlatan, just another matryoshka doll the Oracle-King added to his never-ending collection of gimmicks while clicking past CSPAN between swills of BCAAs & Chivas.

You've been had, you mentally negligible suckers!!

Now kneel before your sovereign lord!




I love your posts (no homo).

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Re: Just got off the phone with syntaxmachine -- he's a fucking fraud
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2014, 12:53:29 AM »
I have been called by the venerable Roger Bacon, and the time has finally come to confess that the Honorable Kahn.N.Singh is himself a charlatan, just another matryoshka doll the Oracle-King added to his never-ending collection of gimmicks while clicking past CSPAN between swills of BCAAs & Chivas.

You've been had, you mentally negligible suckers!!

Now kneel before your sovereign lord!




hahahahaha!!

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