"Gym Ghost" that's good.
The attention whores: aka strippers there just to get attention from the guys.....if they could only get tipped at the gym, there lives would be perfect.
The No life trainer: This guy DOES NOT work at the gym, but is always there. No matter what time you train, what day, whatever, the fucker is always there. No such thing as recuperation for this asshole.
Mr. Abs: Always training abs, and always checks them, after every set, as if the set he just did made them change.
Mr. First day: This fucker will not ask for help, so he trains chest for like 3 hours and does about 200 sets of cable crossovers.
The trainer: This is the 4 ft 8 inch, balding fucker who thinks he is special. He goes form machine to machine as if no one else could possibly want to use any of them. Inconsiderate piece of shit.
The sniper: This asshole can't wait for anybody to get a drink of water, so he can steal someone's machine/bench.
Mr. Dirty looks: this asshole comes in with his GF, which is usually there to check out other guys. So he gives anyone he thinks his GF is attracted to a dirty look.
Mr Sleeve-less: Why is it that the people with the worst BO are the ones who never wear slevees?
The fat trainer chick: Why is this bitch telling ANYONE how to get in shape, when she herself can't get below 45% bf?
The Gorilla: This fucker thinks he something wonderful cause he's over 6ft tall, and weights over 250. Nevermind that he looks like shit and has tits. Why should that keep him fropm wearing tank tops.......
The Roid monkey: This fucker walks around with his lats flared. He is the stereotype bber. Shaved head, goatee, attitude, etc. Just another fucker who is one missed shipment away from coming back to earth.
The natural: Nobody believes it, but he claims it anyways. He is about as natural as Pamela Andersons tits.
