Author Topic: Things people do in the gym that annoy me: (Read 40451 times)

DIVISION · « **Reply #125 on:** April 05, 2006, 01:53:59 PM »

Quote from: ignorance on April 05, 2006, 01:48:58 PM

then there are the white shaved head guys to speak this shit that just makes you

The funniest are the white dudes in doorags.....

It's hilarious.

DIV

LuciusFox · « **Reply #126 on:** April 05, 2006, 02:02:19 PM »

Quote from: gh15 on April 04, 2006, 07:14:40 PM

ONLY way to grow baba. only way ! mornings 4am-5am or 45 min before closing. rest of the time is for whores to come and get their weekend f**k buddy or for the local gym rats to come and show off whatever muscle they got on them for that same exact reason.

Why don't you just scare everyone out of the gym with your monstrous physique

DIVISION · « **Reply #127 on:** April 05, 2006, 03:10:44 PM »

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Yeah chalk in an LA Fitness thats funny..... the motherfuckers wont even let you deadlift properly. I was in there the other day and cause my buddy was deadlifting off the floor for each rep the weight kind of slammed we had like 3 or 4 of the fuckin guys come up to us and go, dont slam the weights the floor isnt meant for that type of weight. What a pussy gym ive never seen deadlifting like that as a problem besides LA Fitness.. WORST GYM EVER.

Most of them are humongous but 75% of the gym is cardio equipment, aerobics area, swimming pool, basketball court, and racquetball courts. f**k kinda gym is that?

Its not for weight lifters its for women like you DIVISION that like to get a good game of racquetball going after they get off the elypitical and do a few laps around the pool!

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My LA Fitness lets me do whatever I want......chalk, straps, DL, Squats.......whatever.

Like I said, it's the management. They have to cater to the clientelle. You obviously aren't complaining or making your voice heard if you are letting them determine what you can and can't do.

And yes, I see your obvious meltdown, you Ayn Rand reading pseudo-female....

You take philosophy from a woman, you ARE a woman.

You're too much of a bitch to admit that, though, right?

Read some Camus or Sartre and come back and we'll talk.

Until then......."DIVISION Shrugged".....

DIV

Overload · « **Reply #128 on:** April 05, 2006, 03:26:37 PM »

I sometimes lift at a LA fitness by my office. they don't say shit to me when i do deadlifts and use chaulk. people stare but that's because they have no clue how to get strong or they have never seen a powerfull deadlift. i've only had one trainer say anything to me about deadlifts and that was at a 24 hour fitness.

Texas isn't so bad Div...

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #129 on:** April 05, 2006, 03:28:57 PM »

Quote from: DIVISION on April 05, 2006, 01:31:46 PM

We live in the suburbs, it's different out here. Whether it's Mesa, Tempe, Chandler....you deal with the same crowds. I would like a more hardcore gym, but it's a matter of convenience. There's either Golds or LA Fitness. That's it.

It depends on the management as to how good the gym is. Don't let the housewives, highschool kids and summer cutter abs crowds get to you. Do your workout.....

Go 2 Bed, Brian.........and fu.ck Texas......

Califas > Tejas

Mu-Mu, that's only because you're so sensitive.

Bring your chalk, your straps and lift. Stop worrying about who's watching and why. Let those other kids stare. It won't affect you if you don't let it.

I told you before, reading that Ayn Rand bullshit has made you in to a woman.

DIV

I lived in AZ for a bit. I trained at the Golds on Gaudalupe in Gilbert. That was a very good gym. Is it just me or are the women in Arizona beautiful?

sarcasm · « **Reply #130 on:** April 05, 2006, 04:44:04 PM »

Quote from: DIVISION on April 05, 2006, 03:10:44 PM

My LA Fitness lets me do whatever I want......chalk, straps, DL, Squats.......whatever.

Like I said, it's the management. They have to cater to the clientelle. You obviously aren't complaining or making your voice heard if you are letting them determine what you can and can't do.

And yes, I see your obvious meltdown, you Ayn Rand reading pseudo-female....

You take philosophy from a woman, you ARE a woman.

You're too much of a bitch to admit that, though, right?

Read some Camus or Sartre and come back and we'll talk.

Until then......."DIVISION Shrugged".....

DIV

what about Schoepenhauer?

Eat2Grow · « **Reply #131 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:06:52 PM »

Quote from: MrHat on March 30, 2006, 10:31:07 AM

5.)Off duty policemen, baillifs, bouncers and other societal authoratarian vermin who lift due to innnate questions of inferiority and insecurity.
6.)Guys or groups of guys who monopolise one machine/bench etc etc for longer than 15 minutes.

I have a group, about 5 police guys that come in and lift together. They all use one machine at a time, so aobut 5-8 minutes between each set per person

and they talk extra loud about the "hardcore" stuff they did on the job that day. Most of the time you need to take an alternate route to the water fountain because they clog the walkways withe the 5 of them.

No point in asking them to move because then they get the satisfaction of giving you a dirty look as if you aren't worthy of asking them to lift a finger.

I hate authority, especially Ass hat cops.

alexxx · « **Reply #132 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:08:30 PM »

Quote from: Eat2Grow on April 05, 2006, 08:06:52 PM

I have a group, about 5 police guys that come in and lift together. They all use one machine at a time, so aobut 5-8 minutes between each set per person and they talk extra loud about the "hardcore" stuff they did on the job that day. Most of the time you need to take an alternate route to the water fountain because they clog the walkways withe the 5 of them.

No point in asking them to move because then they get the satisfaction of giving you a dirty look as if you aren't worthy of asking them to lift a finger.

I hate authority, especially Ass hat cops.

Next time they do that scream as lound as you can as you run right at them. They will not be bothering you anymore.

pumpster · « **Reply #133 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:34:15 PM »

I love the guy with 15" arms who's already 3 minutes in to a giant set on the machine i'm about to use. Each set uses nowhere near enough weight, failure's not even on the horizon. Unsure of the point of any of the sets, actually.

Then he looks at me in indignation when I mention i'd like to work in (OBVIOUS HINT), tells me unhurredly he's got 2 more sets. What's the hurry?

alexxx · « **Reply #134 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:40:07 PM »

Quote from: pumpster on April 05, 2006, 08:34:15 PM

I love the guy with 15" arms who settles in for a giant set on the machine i'm about to use. Each set uses nowhere near enough weight, failure's not even on the horizon. Unsure of the point of any of the sets, actually.

Then he looks at me in indignation when I mention i'd like to work in (OBVIOUS HINT), tells me unhurredly he's got 2 more sets-that someone's waiting is completely meaningless.

Did you run home and cry with your tail between you legs or did you bitch slap that arrogant little tongue slasher?

pumpster · « **Reply #135 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:41:02 PM »

Were you the guy with 15" arms?

Eat2Grow · « **Reply #136 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:42:58 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 05, 2006, 08:08:30 PM

Next time they do that scream as lound as you can as you run right at them. They will not be bothering you anymore.

They would prolly try to arrest me for being on PCP if I did that. These are the dickhead "I am a cop so don't look at me wrong or I'll arrest you" superiority complex fuckwads. They look like shit, and lift like shit, but think they are the shit.

Shit.

alexxx · « **Reply #137 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:46:11 PM »

Quote from: Eat2Grow on April 05, 2006, 08:42:58 PM

They would prolly try to arrest me for being on PCP if I did that. These are the dickhead "I am a cop so don't look at me wrong or I'll arrest you" superiority complex fuckwads. They look like shit, and lift like shit, but think they are the shit.

Shit.

I like to stare those cowards down. Whenever I am working at the club no cop or any other male dares to make eye contact with me. Ecept of course for suicidal little jiggas that hang in groups. I gonna teach them a lesson!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #138 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:46:23 PM »

Quote from: pumpster on April 05, 2006, 08:34:15 PM

I love the guy with 15" arms who's already 3 minutes in to a giant set on the machine i'm about to use. Each set uses nowhere near enough weight, failure's not even on the horizon. Unsure of the point of any of the sets, actually.

Then he looks at me in indignation when I mention i'd like to work in (OBVIOUS HINT), tells me unhurredly he's got 2 more sets. What's the hurry?

You are obviously small. When I'm in the gym if I even look at a piece of equipment the people around it scurry like fvcking cockroaches.

Eat2Grow · « **Reply #139 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:51:15 PM »

Quote from: cap86 on April 05, 2006, 08:47:48 PM

Sounds like alot of people here got scared by some police officers who were bigger and stronger than you. Then, after being afraid you run home and bitch about them on a board. It is funny the effect officers have on even the "toughest" dipshits that roam this planet. If everybody is so tough then why not say anything to them if they are truly in the wrong? And honestly, who the f**k cares if they were taking their time during their workout? If any of you guys knew how tiring the shifts and job were, you probably would cut them more slack.

Scared of them HELL NO. But they are local cops. Where I live. What do you think would happen if I am a dick in the gym, they know where I lift. One day after leaving the gym same time everyday, while they are on duty, they wait and pull me over. NICE FAT TICKET. Scared no, Smart enuff not to mess with a cop when he knows where I am a certain time everyday,,YES.

tom joad · « **Reply #140 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:51:51 PM »

Quote from: anvil on April 05, 2006, 09:57:16 AM

how about farts that just hang around forever? man, someone ripped the other day that covered half the gym. of course, if it was me it would've been okay i guess

that might've been me. (i let a bunch of bombs fly while using the leg press yesterday.)

mofo · « **Reply #141 on:** April 05, 2006, 09:05:06 PM »

use the fart teqnique on the cops, get evryone in the gym to fart evry time they walk passed the little piglets, marinate ur chicken breasts with lots of onion and garlic the night before muahahha

Eat2Grow · « **Reply #142 on:** April 05, 2006, 09:33:49 PM »

Chicken,,no,,,Throw a couple eggs in with Cyto Gainer,,,enuff stench to make Osama come out of his cave. Sometimes I have to leave the bathroom when I shit it smells so bad. That's why I have two,,one to shit in,,one to wipe in.

gymrat1 · « **Reply #143 on:** April 23, 2006, 01:45:02 PM »

28. Getting in the pool/whirlpool and not taking a shower first.

kicker · « **Reply #144 on:** April 23, 2006, 05:46:54 PM »

Pot-bellied old farts that come up to you after you've done a heavy set and say things like, "I used to be like that but I'm just getting back into it and have to take it easy because I took 8 months off due to a shoulder injury."

alexxx · « **Reply #145 on:** April 23, 2006, 05:48:21 PM »

People that consistently whine on the internet as if somebody wants to hear them squeal..

blaster · « **Reply #146 on:** April 23, 2006, 08:58:34 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 23, 2006, 05:48:21 PM

People that consistently whine on the internet as if somebody wants to hear them squeal..

People who talk shit on the Internet and deep down, do believe they have a good physique. Sound familiar?

alexxx · « **Reply #147 on:** April 23, 2006, 09:05:57 PM »

Quote from: blaster on April 23, 2006, 08:58:34 PM

People who talk shit on the Internet and deep down, do believe they have a good physique. Sound familiar?

What is your point little man?

blaster · « **Reply #148 on:** April 23, 2006, 09:32:18 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 23, 2006, 09:05:57 PM

What is your point little man?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm no longer the 113kg, 6'4" raging Hulk I used to be. Sorry. I'm down to a 'little' 104kgs due to lack of training and eating. But hey, I have other things to do that don't include bodybuilding. $:-\$

alexxx · « **Reply #149 on:** April 23, 2006, 09:33:40 PM »

Quote from: blaster on April 23, 2006, 09:32:18 PM

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm no longer the 113kg, 6'4" raging Hulk I used to be. Sorry. I'm down to a 'little' 104kgs due to lack of training and eating. But hey, I have other things to do that don't include bodybuilding. $:-\$

Then get lost before Alexxx picks you up and throughs you away like the little twig you seem to be.