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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #150 on: April 23, 2006, 09:47:54 PM »
Then get lost before Alexxx picks you up and throughs you away like the little twig you seem to be.

Alexxxia, even in my smaller state, I'm still bigger than you.

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #151 on: April 24, 2006, 07:47:32 AM »
Alexxx maybe you should go into remedial english or something.  Your spelling is horrible.

   He speaks and writes in 3 languages, which is probably 3 more than you do ::)

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #152 on: April 24, 2006, 07:57:05 AM »
   He speaks and writes in 3 languages, which is probably 3 more than you do ::)

lol  ;D
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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #153 on: April 24, 2006, 08:35:26 AM »
   He speaks and writes in 3 languages, which is probably 3 more than you do ::)

Well he doesn't speak of iron.

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #154 on: April 24, 2006, 08:41:04 AM »
alexxx speaks Faganese.  That's why he and Lucius get along so well.

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #155 on: April 24, 2006, 08:53:31 AM »
I hate the guy who puts on too much weight then asks for you to spot his almost quarter squats.

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #156 on: April 24, 2006, 08:57:03 AM »
I hate the guy who puts on too much weight then asks for you to spot his almost quarter squats.


True doc.  Or the ones who want you to spot them on a 135lb bench press in the middle of your deadlifts.

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #157 on: April 24, 2006, 10:51:11 AM »
alexxx speaks Faganese.  That's why he and Lucius get along so well.

  Alexxx makes you look like Charlie Chaplin riding a unicycle while on a cocaine binge.

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #158 on: April 24, 2006, 11:44:21 AM »
Funny thing is that Alexxx outwits any and all of you midgets!
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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #159 on: April 24, 2006, 11:45:44 AM »
  Alexxx makes you look like Charlie Chaplin riding a unicycle while on a cocaine binge.

hahah, that actually made me chuckle a bit. haha

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #160 on: April 24, 2006, 11:51:03 AM »
he's a cross between Fred Savage's younger brother and that retard Corky from Life Goes On.

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #161 on: April 24, 2006, 11:59:13 AM »
There's one guy that goes to gym about the same time I do, we call him douche.  He spends 2 hours or so there, maybe 20 minutes working out and the other time BSin.  I went in Saturday to run, he got on treadmill next to me and asked me why I was running.  I told him I needed to loose some weight and it was good cardio.  After I was done running a mile, he asked how many calories I'd burned, I told him 198.  He said he didn't even eat that many calories in a day, I told him to shut the fuck up and continued my workout.  We also have packs of high school kids that hog certain machines.

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #162 on: April 24, 2006, 12:17:33 PM »
I"ll keep my list short and simple:

- the guy that always says "I don't lift heavy, I don't want to get too big!" (no comment about this clown.)

- the guy that always says "I don't do cardio,I don't want to get too small!" (usually the same clown)

- the guy who you accidentally acknowledged,spotted...etc... one day and he simply will not STFU whenever he sees you now. (Stalker - probably mentioned already)

- New Years Crew (Nuff said)

- The guy who parks his porsche on the SIDEWALK INFRONT the gym, so everyone knows he has arrived. (Cocky bastard...LOL) ;D

 

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #163 on: April 24, 2006, 12:21:46 PM »
You are one dumb f**k.  OUTWITS you stupid immigrant.  And you claim to read and write three languages.  Is everything from your mouth a lie?  Do tell.

you cock in mouth sort of guy.
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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #164 on: April 24, 2006, 12:26:23 PM »
I'm guessing you would know from experience.  I really couldn't say.  Maybe you should write a coherent sentence about your thoughts in order for others to respond.

asstomouthindickisshit <-- you got that tattooed on your forehead.
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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #165 on: April 24, 2006, 12:41:54 PM »
Your stupidity astounds me. 

Your vast vocabulary equal to a third grader and your hate towards other races astounds Alexxx.
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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #166 on: April 24, 2006, 01:24:12 PM »
My vocabularly is much better than you believe (not that I care) and Canadian is not a race, it is an ethnicity/nationality.  And furthermore I do not hate you merely your spelling and grammar.  I tried to bring it to your attention nicely and you turned it into a verbal which I continued.  If you want to drop it, we can. 

You came at Alexxx like a deranged rabbit and now ask him to stop the brutal owning of your stupid posts? Get lost shrimp!
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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #167 on: April 24, 2006, 01:27:43 PM »
You came at Alexxx like a deranged rabbit and now ask him to stop the brutal owning of your stupid posts? Get lost shrimp!

Hahaha Alexxx ownes you hahahah
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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #168 on: April 24, 2006, 01:28:54 PM »
Hahaha Alexxx ownes you hahahah

Takes a real men to admit the truth. Alexxx thanks you mr. Jonna!
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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #169 on: April 24, 2006, 02:42:17 PM »
back on subject . . . .

1) pack of high school kids walking around the gym like its the mall, all wearing tank tops and do rags
2) men wearing under armor leggings and skull caps
3) walking around and carrying on conversations naked in the locker room
4) people who try to start conversations with you while naked in the locker room! >:(
5) Mr. Stalker - the guy, who you don't know, who walks past 10 other people to come and ask you for a spot
6) Mr. Tough Guy - talks about how much stronger he is than everyone else and how many fights he has been in
7) Johnny McHot Pants - old guys in lycra shorts who hit on every woman in the gym and look like they have never touched a weight
8) Dr. Injury  - used to be bigger but hurt is "INSERT BODY PART HERE" and now is much fatter and weak
9) Hyper Hypo - has every phantom injury known to man and invents ones too, constantly making excuses for why he can't succeed
10) Narcis - can't make it past a mirror without looking, can't talk without having a mirror in view
11) The passive aggressive natural - broke dick who doesn't have source or can't afford the juice, so he's natural and proud  . . . hey pal, F%$ you. ::)
12) Mr. Rabbit - asks you how many sets you have left and huffs & puffs when you answer more than 1, no bitch you can't work in after that

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #170 on: April 24, 2006, 03:19:10 PM »
You are one dumb f**k.  OUTWITS you stupid immigrant.  And you claim to read and write three languages.  Is everything from your mouth a lie?  Do tell.

The thing Alexxx doesn't tell anyone is he only knows phrases he uses allot in 3 languages.  These include

1.  Yes I'll swallow for another $5
2.  Please stick it in deeper I can take it.
3.  Please not on the face I just plucked my eyebrows
4.  Do you have any tissues
5.  Don't worry I'll lick it off your balls too

There are more but this is what he has on his resume.

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #171 on: April 24, 2006, 03:20:15 PM »
There is this lady in my gym with big tits and giant nipples the size of erasers. Everytime I try to grab them she smacks my hand away. this is really annoying

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #172 on: April 24, 2006, 05:08:31 PM »
The thing Alexxx doesn't tell anyone is he only knows phrases he uses allot in 3 languages.  These include

1.  Yes I'll swallow for another $5
2.  Please stick it in deeper I can take it.
3.  Please not on the face I just plucked my eyebrows
4.  Do you have any tissues
5.  Don't worry I'll lick it off your balls too

There are more but this is what he has on his resume.

ABSOLUTE GOLD!  ;) :D ;D :o

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #173 on: April 24, 2006, 05:24:49 PM »
Fat chicks who lift weights. THEY ARENT GONNA MAKE YOU SKINNY, GET YOUR TUBBY ASS ON A TREADMILL.

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Re: Things people do in the gym that annoy me:
« Reply #174 on: April 24, 2006, 05:27:31 PM »
Fat chicks who lift weights. THEY ARENT GONNA MAKE YOU SKINNY, GET YOUR TUBBY ASS ON A TREADMILL.

Umm...lifting weights made me lose a ton of weight. I only did cardio to help me lose the last 20/30 or so. I never touched cardio up to that point.