Things people do in the gym that annoy me:

[alexxx]

The thing Alexxx doesn't tell anyone is he only knows phrases he uses allot in 3 languages.  These include

1.  Yes I'll swallow for another $5
2.  Please stick it in deeper I can take it.
3.  Please not on the face I just plucked my eyebrows
4.  Do you have any tissues
5.  Don't worry I'll lick it off your balls too

There are more but this is what he has on his resume.

Top 5 things OnlyMe does at the gym:

5. Aerobics because he say his next best friend there bobly bob
4. Lists all the bodybuilders in chronological order to anyone willing to give a shit.
3. Makes pudding in the bathroom and licks the stalls clean.
2. Checks out all the samoan men that are smaller then him and makes sure to wear a dress to their first date.
1. Practices Kamasutra on the gym benches will making googly eyes at the big Kohuhu Chief!

Onlyme don't mess with somebody far beyond your verbal trashing skills level!  

[alexxx]

Umm...lifting weights made me lose a ton of weight. I only did cardio to help me lose the last 20/30 or so. I never touched cardio up to that point.

You touched something in my bed last night but it wasn't called cardio

[CQ]

You touched something in my bed last night but it wasn't called cardio

Yes, it was the bedpost I used to hit you to keep you away from me

[Beener]

You touched something in my bed last night but it wasn't called cardio

AAHHAHA maybe alexxx isnt such an annoying kid after all

[alexxx]

Yes, it was the bedpost I used to hit you to keep you away from me

If thats what you wanna call IT its cool. 

[onlyme]

Top 5 things OnlyMe does at the gym:

5. Aerobics because he say his next best friend there bobly bob
4. Lists all the bodybuilders in chronological order to anyone willing to give a shit.
3. Makes pudding in the bathroom and licks the stalls clean.
2. Checks out all the samoan men that are smaller then him and makes sure to wear a dress to their first date.
1. Practices Kamasutra on the gym benches will making googly eyes at the big Kohuhu Chief!

Onlyme don't mess with somebody far beyond your verbal trashing skills level!  

I promise I won't.  I just keep messing with you since it's so easy.  What the hell does any of that say.  Are you mixing all your languages together.

[blaster]

Top 5 things OnlyMe does at the gym:

5. Aerobics because he say his next best friend there bobly bob
4. Lists all the bodybuilders in chronological order to anyone willing to give a shit.
3. Makes pudding in the bathroom and licks the stalls clean.
2. Checks out all the samoan men that are smaller then him and makes sure to wear a dress to their first date.
1. Practices Kamasutra on the gym benches will making googly eyes at the big Kohuhu Chief!

Onlyme don't mess with somebody far beyond your verbal trashing skills level!   

That wasn't funny at all. 

[LuciusFox]

I promise I won't.  I just keep messing with you since it's so easy.  What the hell does any of that say.  Are you mixing all your languages together.

 Watch what you say to Alexxx. We are allies and if you declare war against one, you declare war against both

[blaster]

Watch what you say to Alexxx. We are allies and if you declare war against one, you declare war against both

You two are bum buddies, that's all. 

[LuciusFox]

You two are bum buddies, that's all. 

   Measure your words. 

[alexxx]

ok Alexxx only had a minute to type all that up but if you are asking for it Alexxx will bring it!

[ignorance]

Alexx , in the name of all getBiggers, and Ron himself. please stop with the 3rd person shit.

[LuciusFox]

ok Alexxx only had a minute to type all that up but if you are asking for it Alexxx will bring it!

 I have to agree Alexxx, it's time to wrap up this third person thing.

[alexxx]

Alexxx understands.

[blaster]

   Measure your words. 

You can measure the imprint of my knucles on your head, buddy! 

[craig213]

get by me!!!!

  all should stay tha' hell away from me when i'm working out!!!!

[LuciusFox]

You can measure the imprint of my knucles on your head, buddy! 

  We can meet at the Arnold Classic next year and have a Greco-Roman wrestling match followed by a marathon. Are you game?

[LuciusFox]

I recently started working at a college and get access to their gym. i've only been there a few times and i just want to tell evryone what they're doing wrong but a couple of things that stand out are:  these 2 guys on the flat bench, warming up with 115, talking really loudly about how they're just warming up and then max out at 135.  also skinny guys that just work abs and stare at them in the mirror.

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[thisiskeith12]

I recently started working at a college and get access to their gym. i've only been there a few times and i just want to tell evryone what they're doing wrong but a couple of things that stand out are:  these 2 guys on the flat bench, warming up with 115, talking really loudly about how they're just warming up and then max out at 135.  also skinny guys that just work abs and stare at them in the mirror.

I have a lot of things that I won't ever do in the gym that I see everyday...

1. baseball hats cocked sideways and the bill not bent
2. bandana
3. arm bands
4. the snug super tight under armour tights
5. the one pant leg up and other down
6. shirts that say "will work for protein" or "my grandma squats more than you" or "you dont know squat" or anything like.
7. sunglasses

[LuciusFox]

I have a lot of things that I won't ever do in the gym that I see everyday...

1. baseball hats cocked sideways and the bill not bent
2. bandana
3. arm bands
4. the snug super tight under armour tights
5. the one pant leg up and other down
6. shirts that say "will work for protein" or "my grandma squats more than you" or "you dont know squat" or anything like.
7. sunglasses

 People still wear bandanas?

[thisiskeith12]

People still wear bandanas?

some guys at the gym i go to wear green ones, orange ones, purple ones, and american flag ones.

[LuciusFox]

some guys at the gym i go to wear green ones, orange ones, purple ones, and american flag ones.

 Brutal blast from the past

[LuciusFox]

no

 I'm giving you one more chance

[Always Sore]

sometimes i annoy me, the other day i was trying to give someone a complement on benching 315 for 10 reps without a spotter at the guys age (guess mid 40's) but it came off all strange and weird like i was some sort or narc/weirdo. thats why i try never to say nice things it goes against my nature.

[LuciusFox]

ok, its changed

 Team Jesus, this guy needs to be taught a lesson . To the Christcave!