fucked a girl in the ass tonight...

[Roger Bacon]

ROFL

[_bruce_]

 

[TEH boob]

I'd let her but only if she wore a realistic mask of my favorite pro BB.

Gonna get a mask made with my bf's face on it and wear it so that he can finally make love to himself

[TEH boob]

Sometimes a girl will allow a semi-3 way with a girl that is slightly less hot... to keep her guy attached but fulfill some fantasy while they still are present to keep things from going too far.  Such as, "You do me while I make out with her, you can feel on her, but please no penetration on her" or something like that.   It's a safety valve.  It prevents a guy from panicking with "I'll never touch another woman again!!!!" and gives them a hot, fairly safe fantasy.  Nobody getting preggo, nobody falling in love... just fast and rarely repeated with that person.  The moment it becomes "Thursday night 3-way action", someone is going to end up texting each other on Friday and chatting all weekend...

WHYYY!? I would only want to touch super pretty girls. But I hate the idea of threesomes so I guess that doesn't matter

Why don't women generally like more attractive women? I want all the hot chicks on my team

[Red Hook]

now I wondering who was the batter and who was catcher... but it is not for us to judge


ESF sounds like he was the one that got the internal massage.. Thombz all over again

[ESFitness]

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[240 is Back]

that's true. lol

plus I take a boatload of Viagra and Levitra and can fuck them for hours before I bust a nut, plus all the test and dbol I use (dbol is fucking great for bumping the sex drive, even if I'm not really into the girl and just fucking her because I'm a man... and that's what I'm supposed to do. lol), I'm ready to go again in like 20mins. they must think I'm super attracted to them that I get raging hard on's and can't wait to bang'em again.. or something. plus I'm tall, and have great big site-injected shoulders and a big back, and abs, and despite not training legs in a few months, I still have thick thighs and (site-injected) ass... and I'm not broke, or an asshole, lol... they think they've hit the jackpot.

If I was a chick, I'd totally do ya bro.   I'm not, so I won't, but you get the idea.

[ESFitness]

If I was a chick, I'd totally do ya bro.   I'm not, so I won't, but you get the idea.

it's allllll empty, meanless sex... I still go home alone.

so sad. lol.

[POB]

didn't wash my hands.

driving home picked my nose.

now every time I breath, I smell asshole.

... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".


5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.

btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol


hope this helps. 

Prob best post I've read here this year, well done sir

[dyslexic]

how old are you?

Amen ~

[240 is Back]

it's allllll empty, meanless sex... I still go home alone.

so sad. lol.

no way, i'd make you love me.   I'd use phrases like "Epic cawk, bro" and "Monster stamina".

See, girls don't know what we men want to hear. I hope they never find getbig.  They trap us, once they find what magic chord to hit, plying their evil marriage lube to that one small crevice in our puckered ego.... then BOOM.  married.

[ESFitness]

no way, i'd make you love me.   I'd use phrases like "Epic cawk, bro" and "Monster stamina".

See, girls don't know what we men want to hear. I hope they never find getbig.  They trap us, once they find what magic chord to hit, plying their evil marriage lube to that one small crevice in our puckered ego.... then BOOM.  married.

ahhh... you've found my weakness. lol

[ESFitness]

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[240 is Back]

make a video.  share it with a select getbig few that'll be discreet and appreciate it


In this video, very little you, plenty of her please 

[Obvious Gimmick]

gotta pretty 5ft tall thick thigh latina investment banker coming over tonight... call's me "papi" all the time. kinda creeps me out... but she's super pretty and her thighs and booty are crazy.

took 10mg Levitra and 200mg dbol about an hour ago and my head is already pounding and feels like my eyes are gonna pop out... hard to think straight, almost feel like I'm high. lol.

50/50 chance I have another story by 4am. lol

Yeah that papi thing is weird. Had a chick call me Daddy while I was taking her down penetration highway. Super weird. Still blasted her face off with about a 1/2 pint of man goo though.

[ESFitness]

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[Wolfox]

I think cemmeso is going out of business.

Seems to be a trend of low potency or straight bunk shit with research chem and aas businesses as they are about to close shop.

Heard naps is leaving the game soon too...crazy. Dudes are easily multi millionaires by now. Probably 8 figures.

[Rascal full]

well that was a waste of time, but another one to add to the list of girls I fucked on the first night, I suppose. woohoo  

super pretty, and short.. thighs were great and thick from top to bottom, but round bubble butt, decent calves, size 6 feet with cute toes... not too busty though, oh well.

but she was soooooo shy and nervous. she's a chubby girl, and I'm a "specimen" or whatever, so it's not uncommon.

finally get to the bed and she says she never has sex w/o a condom, and I never have sex WITH a condom, but I had a girl leave a bunch of magnum's (that were her ex-boyfriends no less.. classy   ), so I go and grab them and have to tell her to give a bj (which sucked.. could barely fit the tip on her mouth.. ugh.. oh well) so I stuggle to stretch that fucking piece of rubber over my cock and finally get it 1/2 way on and try to fuck her, but that damn thing was strangling my cock #1, and I couldn't feel a goddamn thing #2.. is there a condom bigger than a fucking magnum??

anyways... fucking her with the condom wasn't working so I pulled it off and was ready to just say fuck it.. we're done. but, we keep going but she wants the lights off.. fucking hell.. I'm a visual guy, I wanna SEE her. lights off is like just jacking off with my eyes closed. fuck that. luckily that wasn't the first time, so I have like have a dozen candles on each nite-stand so I light'em up, but that's still not a lot of light... anyways.... then I'm fuckin her and she's not making a sound, even when she cum's, not a sound more than a little moan... then as I'm going she's not keeping her legs up and her thighs are thick so she's pushing me out... I'm thinking "jesus Christ, this sucks, just go home" lol.... so after stopping and resting and trying not to get frustrated (and telling her I'm never gonna cum if she keeps pushing down with her thighs) I finally bust a nut.. a little. I usually hold off and hold off and hold off until when I cum, it's a fucking explosion. lol... so this just fucking sucked.

nice body, but sucks in bed. I'd rather just watched porn for 5mins and played GTA4 on Xbox or something.... or had the school teacher come over tonight instead (another late 30's curvy latina who's been trying to get me to meet her for a year... that'll probably be next week though. I'm done with these girls for a few days, and gotta go see the gf this weekend probably.. who's in med school about 45mins away)

ugh...

oh, and CEM-Meso's Viagra sucks. lol... thank god I'm stocked up on melanotanpeptides Viagra, just used up the last of an old bottle of CEMMeso's stuff instead tonight.

Sounds like you are getting sick of fucking girls just for the sake of it. Probably only until tonight though.

[Obvious Gimmick]

All that writing could have been replaced by just 1 picture, you soulless bastard

[_aj_]

[insert pic of The Rock slow-clapping]

ESF making a strong showing for rookie of the year here. True getbigger.

Need to get him and Valiant together IRL to see what happens...

[BigCyp]

As we sit reading this thread, forensic teams are on their hands and knees at the roadside edge of a small farm after a spate of savage horse buggery. Only a shit-smeared $500 Sashimi receipt and a discarded XS Magnum brand condom have so far been recovered from the scene.

[agenda21nwo]

As we sit reading this thread, forensic teams are on their hands and knees at the roadside edge of a small farm after a spate of savage horse buggery. Only a shit-smeared $500 Sashimi receipt and a discarded XS Magnum brand condom have so far been recovered from the scene.

You're lucky they haven't caught you yet!  You should stop harming animals.

[_bruce_]

As we sit reading this thread, forensic teams are on their hands and knees at the roadside edge of a small farm after a spate of savage horse buggery. Only a shit-smeared $500 Sashimi receipt and a discarded XS Magnum brand condom have so far been recovered from the scene.

 

[BigCyp]

You're lucky they haven't caught you yet!  You should stop harming animals.

Free comedy lesson 1:

When a terrible reply enters your mind, you still have the power of choice whether to type and post it. Engage these powers more often.

[Ronnie Rep]

Pics please!