fucked a girl in the ass tonight...

[ESFitness]

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[The Italian Lifter]

didn't wash my hands.

driving home picked my nose.

now every time I breath, I smell asshole.

... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".


5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.

btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol


hope this helps. 

how old are you?

[Cleanest Natural]

 

good one ES

[Wolfox]

How many regular sex sessions until she gave up the ass?

[Radical Plato]

didn't wash my hands.

driving home picked my nose.

now every time I breath, I smell asshole.

... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".


5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.

btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol


hope this helps. 

If you fucked her in the arse, why does your breath smell like arsehole?

[bigmc]

esf fitness has grown on me

walking round with shit on his nose 

[trapz101]

If you fucked her in the arse, why does your breath smell like arsehole?

he picked his nose with a chunk of shit still on his finger

[Obvious Gimmick]

Pathetic

[Karl Kox]

didn't wash my hands.

driving home picked my nose.

now every time I breath, I smell asshole.

... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".


5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.

btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol


hope this helps. 

Karl Kox approves. This might be one of my fav post.

[pellius]

Pics or it never happened.

[Mitch]

the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.

[BIG_STI]

great story kid

[NotMrAverage]

it's amazing how many girls love getting it the ass and letting you blast one off in their face...they seem to love getting degraded! not that i'm complaining though 

[El Diablo Blanco]

classy whore

[Overload]

I remember years ago i went on a second date with this Russian chick, after we played around for a while she asked me "do you have a problem with anal"?  I was like "me or you"?

Ended up pounding her little ass for a while.  It was a pretty epic experience to bang a girl in the ass before having proper vag intercouse.

[Palpatine Q]

esf fitness has grown on me

walking round with shit on his nose 

Yeah he's a pretty  funny gimmick.

Huge. Trainer to the stars. Financial genius. Giant cock.

What's not to like 

[goomba420]

Yeah he's a pretty  funny gimmick.

Huge. Trainer to the stars. Financial genius. Giant cock.

What's not to like 

Yet he still finds the need to validate himself by boasting to a forum of anonymous nobodies 

[240 is Back]

And don't forget when he stitched his wounds up with guitar string after a fight to the death in prison. Lol.

i've found a lot of uses for guitar strings, but i've never thought about that. nice!

[ChopperRider]

it's amazing how many girls love getting it the ass and letting you blast one off in their face...they seem to love getting degraded! not that i'm complaining though 

Thinly veiled troll for cock. 

[tommywishbone]

didn't wash my hands.

driving home picked my nose.

now every time I breath, I smell asshole.

... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".


5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.

btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol
hope this helps. 

Quality bodybuilding related post.  I like this fruitcake.

[wes]

Yeah he's a pretty  funny gimmick.

Huge. Trainer to the stars. Financial genius. Giant cock.

What's not to like 

Let`s not leave out the fact that he sews up his own woulds with barbed wire! 

[DroppingPlates]

Pics of this Barbie chick?

[240 is Back]

I wonder if there's some message board where some girl is bragging.

"Hey btchz.... So I met this hot guy after dance class... seemed decent enough, made some nice bank I guess, so I figured I'd get him on the hook.  Aunt Flo is in town, so I had to let him take the "alternate route".  He popped some purple pills and was rock hard.  The ride was nice, but I think I was a little loose down there... I could smell myself in the room and I was a little worried he could too.  Anyway, I'm sure he didn't notice.  He seemed like a great guy, but was in a rush, didn't even stick around to wash up... just hit the car and got on his smart phone.  As he drove away, the eggshell-white glow of his phone illuminated his chiseled face.  Looking fwd to seeing him again..."

[---]

I wonder if there's some message board where some girl is bragging.

"Hey btchz.... So I met this hot guy after dance class... seemed decent enough, made some nice bank I guess, so I figured I'd get him on the hook.  Aunt Flo is in town, so I had to let him take the "alternate route".  He popped some purple pills and was rock hard.  The ride was nice, but I think I was a little loose down there... I could smell myself in the room and I was a little worried he could too.  Anyway, I'm sure he didn't notice.  He seemed like a great guy, but was in a rush, didn't even stick around to wash up... just hit the car and got on his smart phone.  As he drove away, the eggshell-white glow of his phone illuminated his chiseled face.  Looking fwd to seeing him again..."

or dialling 911 reporting an ass rape.

[hench]

tricky one them arseholes.
 I had a mate who badgered his bird to do her her up the arse for ages, she was drunk one night and finally let him do it.
Couple of days later he was concerned about this lump he had on his cock since the arse fucking.
Him and the mrs went to the doctors to get it checked, doc got him to pull his forskin back and a bit of sweetcorn dropped out!
Can only imagine the looks on all their faces.