fucked a girl in the ass tonight...

[ESFitness]

Pics of this Barbie chick?

no Barbie... she's a moped. 

[Big Chiro Flex]

tricky one them arseholes.
 I had a mate who badgered his bird to do her her up the arse for ages, she was drunk one night and finally let him do it.
Couple of days later he was concerned about this lump he had on his cock since the arse fucking.
Him and the mrs went to the doctors to get it checked, doc got him to pull his forskin back and a bit of sweetcorn dropped out!
Can only imagine the looks on all their faces.

Arse, mate, badgered his bird.....what a beautiful language you speak  

[240 is Back]

tricky one them arseholes.
 I had a mate who badgered his bird to do her her up the arse for ages, she was drunk one night and finally let him do it.
Couple of days later he was concerned about this lump he had on his cock since the arse fucking.
Him and the mrs went to the doctors to get it checked, doc got him to pull his forskin back and a bit of sweetcorn dropped out!
Can only imagine the looks on all their faces.

hahahahahha

I first tried it when I was 24 or 25... two days later I had the worst cold/flu I've ever had.  I still blame her amazing backside.  Ah, the one that got away...

[ESFitness]

How many regular sex sessions until she gave up the ass?

2nd.

no lube either, just straight from pussy to ass.

like I said. red flag.. very suspect. lol

[ESFitness]

I was inspired by the "scratched my dick inside a girls pussy thread" 

[DroppingPlates]

no Barbie... she's a moped. 

Team "ugly face-awesome ass"?

[hench]

good girl, i'm guessing she was pretty tidy being a dance instructor?

2nd.

no lube either, just straight from pussy to ass.

like I said. red flag.. very suspect. lol

[240 is Back]

no Barbie... she's a moped.  

fun to ride til your friends see you?    

[Mr Nobody]

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[galeniko]

didn't wash my hands.

driving home picked my nose.

now every time I breath, I smell asshole.

... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".


5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.

btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol


hope this helps. 

you forgot to log on flintstone account before posting this

[ESFitness]

Team "ugly face-awesome ass"?

no, she was actually pretty... but she was chubby. no 'fat' or obese though.. chubby like a black girl.. she was a PAWG. she is a dance instructor after all. lol.

[DroppingPlates]

you forgot to log on flintstone account before posting this

Flint only fucks obese hebrews & trailer park moms.

[SamoanIrishman]

Was her name Russle?

[nzmusclemonster]

didn't wash my hands.

driving home picked my nose.

now every time I breath, I smell asshole.

... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".


5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.

btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol


hope this helps. 

You must have a very floppy cock to need to take that much.

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You must have a very floppy cock to need to take that much.

Steroid induced floppy cock is mostly psychological, its just that sex drive goes down so you dont bother trying.
Even castrati can get a hard on with a bit of effort.

[Palpatine Q]

Steroid induced floppy cock is mostly psychological, its just that sex drive goes down so you dont bother trying.
Even castrati can get a hard on with a bit of effort.

I look at it like this....

You can sit there and beat your cock to death..making funny faces and shit.....while your girl is looking at you like your nuts.

Or you can just whip out a throbbing veiny magnet of love.

[Cleanest Natural]

Steroid induced floppy cock is mostly psychological, its just that sex drive goes down so you dont bother trying.
Even castrati can get a hard on with a bit of effort.

now you are a specialist in erecting cocks?

[Palpatine Q]

now you are a specialist in erecting cocks?

Between this frozen bag of semen and ESF fakeness...I Think we can solve all of lifes mysteries.

[OneMoreRep]

didn't wash my hands.

driving home picked my nose.

now every time I breath, I smell asshole.

... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".


5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.

btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol


hope this helps.  

Sounds like a crazy night!

One question, why stack the Levitra and Viagra together when both are phosphodiesterase type 5 inhibitors?

In other words, they do the exact same thing. Do you find benefit from doing this? Does it somehow potentiate the effect of each other?

"1"

[Tito24]

[local hero]

brown love can be a beautiful thing...

[Primemuscle]

didn't wash my hands.

driving home picked my nose.

now every time I breath, I smell asshole.

... as my lawyer would call it "a high class problem".


5'8" blond/blue Norwegian girl, dance instructor and realtor. the fact my cock fit in her ass is a red-flag. very suspect.

btw... driving home with 20mg Levitra and 100mg Viagra in your blood makes stoplights look like red discoballs and the little lane divider reflector things look like bright blue orbs from a sci-fi movie. lol


hope this helps. 

Tell me, do you ever suffer priapism, or hearing loss along with seeing blue from all the erectile dysfunction meds? I need to know for, um, personal reasons. Actually, it might be great to have a 4 hour erection....just saying.

Are you saying her ass was full of shit so you wondered how you were able to get your cock into that pile of shit?

Didn't your mom ever tell you not to pick your nose? You'll be sorry someday when you end up with a huge nose and a shit stained dick.

[Primemuscle]

it's amazing how many girls love getting it the ass and letting you blast one off in their face...they seem to love getting degraded! not that i'm complaining though 

Issues with low self-esteem perhaps.

[Primemuscle]

And don't forget when he stitched his wounds up with guitar string after a fight to the death in prison. Lol.

Just goes to show there are some "real men" on Getbig. 

[Tito24]