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Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« on: January 23, 2014, 09:37:36 AM »
While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2014, 09:41:14 AM »
Well, for starters it makes you a total fucking badass. Keep your distance from him while he wears the mask.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2014, 09:43:12 AM »
A bane mask, serious? or do you mean an oxygen mask ???

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 09:43:32 AM »
While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?
Without looking it up  a guess would be to restrict oxygen flow to the lungs.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2014, 09:44:54 AM »
If you can't afford a quality Bane mask you could make something like this.


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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2014, 09:45:21 AM »

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2014, 09:46:56 AM »
Under no circumstance should you crochet one.



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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2014, 09:47:33 AM »
A bane mask, serious? or do you mean an oxygen mask ???

I'm not sure. It looked exactly like a Bane face mask and he was involved in some crossfit type workout. Definitely a fella who takes his fitness seriously.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2014, 09:49:19 AM »


Getbig: almost every day I see/learn something new :D

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2014, 09:49:31 AM »
I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.
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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2014, 09:50:46 AM »
I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.

From the sounds of it you're lucky to still be alive.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2014, 09:50:54 AM »
I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.

This was literally the gayest thing I've ever seen in a gym before. I was embarrassed to be exercising in the same room.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2014, 09:51:44 AM »
I saw a guy last year at the gym with one of those and he was wearing some sort of vest also. He thought he was totally badass.
He got smoked on the down low.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2014, 09:54:01 AM »
This was literally the gayest thing I've ever seen in a gym before. I was embarrassed to be exercising in the same room.

How is it that gay and bodybuilding don't go together?

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2014, 09:55:08 AM »
How is it that gay and bodybuilding don't go together?

I don't understand. I think they go together like peas and carrots.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2014, 09:57:47 AM »
I don't understand. I think they go together like peas and carrots.
Are you saying we must stay with a vegetarian diet?

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2014, 10:05:09 AM »
Are you saying we must stay with a vegetarian diet?


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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2014, 10:19:22 AM »
While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?
its simple, that way cant take cocks in mouth.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2014, 10:22:20 AM »
While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?
Was he really  really  short and could not open a water bottle ?

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2014, 10:22:54 AM »
While doing pull ups.

What is the function of this device?

scare all the women away
all drugs - TPPIIP

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2014, 10:25:19 AM »
its simple, that way cant take cocks in mouth.



My hypothesis was that this apparatus was in some way cock related.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2014, 10:34:11 AM »
its simple, that way cant take cocks in mouth.



Probably the single most important piece of equipment you can have in the gym.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2014, 10:42:38 AM »
I won't play coy, I've got one. Used it for the first time yesterday, and it's everything I expectedit to be. Used it during my leg workout, and did sprints outside in between sets. That thing is no joke with the current settings I have.  HOWEVER, it is loud as FUCK when you're gasping for air indoors. Since I was the only person in my workplace gym at the time it didn't matter...but I know for sure you'd get massive stares anywhere else.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2014, 10:45:45 AM »
I won't play coy, I've got one. Used it for the first time yesterday, and it's everything I expectedit to be. Used it during my leg workout, and did sprints outside in between sets. That thing is no joke with the current settings I have.  HOWEVER, it is loud as FUCK when you're gasping for air indoors. Since I was the only person in my workplace gym at the time it didn't matter...but I know for sure you'd get massive stares anywhere else.

We used them during rugby season but only during conditioning (long runs & sprint drills) and EVERYONE had one so you didn't look like a complete asshole....though we never could get them on without giggling a little on how stupid we all looked.

Unfortunately they work. Won top titles both those years.

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Re: Just saw some sissy at my gym wearing one of those Bane masks
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2014, 10:59:30 AM »
I won't play coy, I've got one. Used it for the first time yesterday, and it's everything I expectedit to be. Used it during my leg workout, and did sprints outside in between sets. That thing is no joke with the current settings I have.  HOWEVER, it is loud as FUCK when you're gasping for air indoors. Since I was the only person in my workplace gym at the time it didn't matter...but I know for sure you'd get massive stares anywhere else.

How did your parents react when you told them you were gay? Were they supportive or are they more of the traditional values type?