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Tedim

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Funny wife.....
« on: January 23, 2014, 01:17:31 PM »
Me.....do we have Doritos (fuck the diet today)

Her.......no

Me.......I hate you

Her.......I hate you more

Me.......my girlfriend hates you

Her.......and we both hate your mother

 ;D

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bigmc

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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2014, 01:18:39 PM »
she always makes me laugh as i splash my load on her face

normally your gf joins in
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2014, 01:20:28 PM »
it's only funny to her because she has a tall well built african lover with an enormous manhood
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Tedim

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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 01:23:20 PM »
So far two retards have responded.....quota calls for 5

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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2014, 01:24:43 PM »
Quote from: Tedim on January 23, 2014, 01:23:20 PM
So far two retards have responded.....quota calls for 5



It even funnier if you imagine it with a Russian accent.
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Tedim

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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2014, 01:27:22 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 23, 2014, 01:24:43 PM
It even funnier if you imagine it with a Russian accent.

Could you imagine......


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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2014, 01:28:10 PM »
Quote from: Tedim on January 23, 2014, 01:17:31 PM
Me.....do we have Doritos (fuck the diet today)

Her.......no

Me.......I hate you

Her.......I hate you more

Me.......my girlfriend hates you

Her.......and we both hate your mother

 ;D


HA, I always have convos like this with my wife... and always mention the imaginary 'gf' when she gets lippy. Of course she usually replies back with something about one of my exs or about fucking the Rock...

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Tedim

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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2014, 01:30:20 PM »
Quote from: Shockwave on January 23, 2014, 01:28:10 PM
HA, I always have convos like this with my wife... and always mention the imaginary 'gf' when she gets lippy. Of course she usually replies back with something about one of my exs or about fucking the Rock...



Wives with sense of humor x100000000000 in value.
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2014, 01:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Tedim on January 23, 2014, 01:23:20 PM
So far two retards have responded.....quota calls for 5



I'm in.
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2014, 01:34:54 PM »
Were you fucking her in the ass while you had this conversation, if not then post this drivel on facebook instead.?
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2014, 01:38:46 PM »
This post is worth nothing without pictures.
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Knooger

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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2014, 01:41:24 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 23, 2014, 01:34:54 PM
Were you fucking her in the ass while you had this conversation, if not then post this drivel on facebook instead.?

This is a pretty good point.
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2014, 10:14:53 AM »
Quote from: Tedim on January 23, 2014, 01:17:31 PM
Me.....do we have Doritos (fuck the diet today)

Her.......no

Me.......I hate you

Her.......I hate you more

Me.......my girlfriend hates you

Her.......and we both hate your mother

 ;D


made me lol
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2014, 02:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Mensa Bob on January 24, 2014, 10:14:53 AM
made me lol
Keep Mensa away from your women or when your back is turned he will have them out in the Datsun B210 fogging up the windows.
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2014, 03:22:02 PM »
If my broad thinks I'm getting lippy, she proceeds to make grunting noises and waddles around with ILS in an attempt to imitate me.

Very disrespectful behavior.
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2014, 03:29:25 PM »
2 love birds shooting the shit - wearing indestructible work out boots.
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2014, 03:38:03 PM »
Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 24, 2014, 03:22:02 PM
If my broad thinks I'm getting lippy, she proceeds to make grunting noises and waddles around with ILS in an attempt to imitate me.

Very disrespectful behavior.

Have you considered hucking some feces at her to discourage that behavior?
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Big Chiro Flex

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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2014, 03:41:15 PM »
Quote from: Knooger on January 24, 2014, 03:38:03 PM
Have you considered hucking some feces at her to discourage that behavior?

She's not a Hebrew, therefore I didn't assume I needed to utilize such primitive tactics.
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2014, 03:41:40 PM »
Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 24, 2014, 03:41:15 PM
She's not a Hebrew, therefore I didn't assume I needed to utilize such primitive tactics.

Sorry, my mistake.
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2014, 06:14:12 PM »
Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 24, 2014, 03:22:02 PM
If my broad thinks I'm getting lippy, she proceeds to make grunting noises and waddles around with ILS in an attempt to imitate me.

Very disrespectful behavior.

 :D
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2014, 06:19:24 PM »
Funny woman you got there, Tedim.
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2014, 06:19:51 PM »
 ;D
Quote from: Tedim on January 23, 2014, 01:17:31 PM
Me.....do we have Doritos (fuck the diet today)

Her.......no

Me.......I hate you

Her.......I hate you more

Me.......my girlfriend hates you

Her.......and we both hate your mother

 ;D


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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2014, 06:20:13 PM »
Lmao! I love her. What a keeper!!!
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2014, 08:07:51 PM »
Can she also handle Getbig jokes?
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Re: Funny wife.....
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2014, 12:06:49 AM »
Tedims wife is just a gimmick. She is also obese.
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