Monica

[Uncle Junior]

There is this really cute red head in my gym called Monica, 21-22 years old, cute baby face, banging body and fucking awesome legs, always wearing cutesy little shorts and vest, great pair of tits too.

Always comes and trains in the morning like me.

Pretty much always just trains legs on the machines! Sometimes she does Lat pulldowns too.

Really creative girl, saw her sit on the leg abductor machine but opposite way than where you are supposed to sit on the seat and turned the abductor exercise which is supposed to be for inner thighs into an outer thigh exercise....I thought that was really cute.

She's always looking at me when when I'm doing biceps curls with her mouth little bit open.

She thinks I am not watching her (but I can see she watching in the mirror)

....As soon as I catch her eye, she turns her head averts my gaze with little smile acting serious, pretending she wasn't looking at me.

I look all serious as fuck pretending I don't give a shit and wasn't looking at her either, even though every time she comes near me at the water fountain my heart skips a beat.

I look at her all the time discretely making sure she can't see that I am looking at her but sometimes we catch each others eyes and have to divert quickly.

I think there's lots of sexual tension here.

....There is this blabber mouth in my gym called Ash, some old guy that talks to her randomly, I told Ash I thought she was really cute, I think he might have spilled the beans and she might know I like her and trying to give me signs.

So get a load of this, few weeks ago I am driving back home from the gym in my car, I turn a corner on the road and this girl is suddenly in front of me so I kinda had to slow down and give way to her crossing.

I look up and guess who it is: It's Monica, she waves at me and smiles and runs along and then after I am gone I can see she looked back.


I have no idea how to take things further, never spoken to her, I feel really nervous.

Like sometimes I will change up my routine just cos I know she is there.

Like the other week I was supposed to do legs, but I ended up doing arms and biceps cos I knew she'd be secretly looking in the mirror.


I don't know what to do, I really want to go for it, but I just think this might end up being another fucking disaster so just been keeping my distance.

[bigmc]

hit on her

if she says no just change gyms

[wes]

[ChopperRider]

Tell her you run a shitty, time-wasting gimmick on Getbig, surely she will get moist at the thought of it.

[BikiniSlut]

Trollers gonna troll.

This troll has a consistent character though. The "I can't function or be happy without a woman in my life" ensures that hilarity ensues.

[Uncle Junior]

Trollers gonna troll.

This troll has a consistent character though. The "I can't function or be happy without a woman in my life" ensures that hilarity ensues.

Oh my god bikini you can seriously fuck right off from my thread if you have nothing constructive to say!

How the fuck can I be a troll when I spoke to Galeniko on the phone for 1 fucking hour and talked about bunch of shit, he confirmed I was 100% legit and we probably gonna hang out.

You were so fucking dumb and scared I was some random axe murderer who wanted to stalk you, seriously retarded, I got news for you axe murders don't post their pics, and give out their phone numbers.

I wasn't gonna melt down b4 you came on here, now go please, this is a guy thread, you are not allowed to participate if you gonna be stupid.

Thanks

[BikiniSlut]

How can I ever doubt what Galeniko says? He's the most trustworthy guy on Getbig. If he says you're 100% legit than I should absolutely believe it!!!!!!

Shame. On. Me. 

Maybe Uncle Junior....you should learn to love yourself. THEN and only then can you go find another to love.

Your self confidence is so low that you let people on an internet discussion forum dictate your emotional state.

You want my advice on Monica?? Let me be constructive......Go find someone your own age pedo.

[Uncle Junior]

How can I ever doubt what Galeniko says? He's the most trustworthy guy on Getbig. If he says you're 100% legit than I should absolutely believe it!!!!!!

Shame. On. Me.  

Maybe Uncle Junior....you should learn to love yourself. THEN and only then can you go find another to love.

Your self confidence is so low that you let people on an internet discussion forum dictate your emotional state.

You want my advice on Monica?? Let me be constructive......Go find someone your own age pedo.

Ok lets just think about the stupidity of what you just wrote here blondie (and I am trying really hard to be nice to you on the basis that we had some history)

1) You don't believe Galeniko??? Fine no one is asking you too, the fact is I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER.....YOU decided NOT to call it. You could have called me from private number or on Skype at least Galeniko called me and I answered cos unlike you we are not bullshit gimmicky people interested in playing games. Think about your retarded logic next time you make dumass blonde assertions.

2) Friends, family, associates, relationships all AFFECT people's emotions and self confidence good or bad, online is not all that much different if you are honest person. If they didn't no one would fucking ever get into a gym in the first place, its just that some people decide to be honest about it and other create bullshit ego lies to represent they are some how Alpha male etc, your statement is again nonsensical.

3) There is nothing wrong with a 35 year old guy dating a 21-22 year old, happens all the time.

[BikiniSlut]

Ok lets just think about the stupidity of what you just wrote here blondie (and I am trying really hard to be nice to you on the basis that we had some history)

1) You don't believe Galeniko??? Fine no one is asking you too, the fact is I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER.....YOU decided NOT to call it. You could have called me from private number or on Skype at least Galeniko called me and I answered cos unlike you we are not bullshit gimmicky people interested in playing games. Think about your retarded logic next time you make dumass blonde assertions.

2) Friends, family, associates, relationships all AFFECT people's emotions and self confidence good or bad, if they didn't no one would fucking ever get into a gym in the first place, its just that some people decide to be honest about it and other create bullshit ego lies to represent they are some how Alpha male etc, your statement is again nonsensical.

3) There is nothing wrong with a 35 year old guy dating a 21-22 year old, happens all the time.

Great post with excellent points made. Although you should have used the word "fuck" instead of "date" in regards to 35 year olds to wanting 21 year olds. Although in your defense you do have the emotions of a 21 year old girl, so you and Monica just may be a perfect match.

Clearly an emotionally stable gimmick.

Troller gonna keep on trollin till they can't troll no more. And then they'll still keep trollin cuz they're mighty mighty trolls.

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How the fuck can I be a troll when I spoke to Galeniko on the phone for 1 fucking hour and talked about bunch of shit, he confirmed I was 100% legit and we probably gonna hang out.

Galeniko will hang about with anyone with a worse physique than him.

[galeniko]

haha ok,i cant be trusted, bikiniskank,lol, go trust wolfox, much better cred

Galeniko will hang about with anyone with a worse physique than him.

well this is relative,but its a "Poke" at junior first,i know i know.

htreses very few who top my physique throughout europe, so that was stating the obvious.

if it was a poke at me, well then choke on the sausage.

another faceless gimmick running rampant oh brother how impressive and scary.

[bigmc]

haha ok,i cant be trusted, bikiniskank,lol, go trust wolfox, much better cred

well this is relative,but its a "Poke" at junior first,i know i know.

htreses very few who top my physique throughout europe, so that was stating the obvious.

if it was a poke at me, well then choke on the sausage.

another faceless gimmick running rampant oh brother how impressive and scary.

one of mates coming to amsterdam is better

you might want to stand next to me 

[Uncle Junior]

Great post with excellent points made. Although you should have used the word "fuck" instead of "date" in regards to 35 year olds to wanting 21 year olds. Although in your defense you do have the emotions of a 21 year old girl, so you and Monica just may be a perfect match.

Clearly an emotionally stable gimmick.

Troller gonna keep on trollin till they can't troll no more. And then they'll still keep trollin cuz they're mighty mighty trolls.

"Troller gonna keep on trollin till they can't troll no more. And then they'll still keep trollin cuz they're mighty mighty trolls."

First of all stop trying to act all ghetto, it really doesn't suit you, the ever so slightly nerdy scientific chick into bodybuilding was far more appealing, although judging lately by your recent posts, I am beginning to question the premise of that theory.


"you should have used the word "fuck" instead of "date" "

If i just wanted to fuck I would hire an escort, book a hotel room, order Cristal and get few grams of snow and the whole thing would probably cost more than what you get paid in month, so bitch please!

You just can't accept that there are men out there who don't simply think with their cock all the time.

"Although in your defense you do have the emotions of a 21 year old girl, so you and Monica just may be a perfect match."

Really, very sad how untrue you are to yourself, maybe that's why I was attracted to you in the first place but oh shit I forgot you are an emotional rock when it comes to relationships, maybe you should change your name from "Bikini Slut" to "Gibraltar"

[BikiniSlut]

Uncle Junior...it's never good practice to admit you would "hire an escort" if you simply wanted to fuck.

This is Getbig....paying for sex is beneath anybody on here.

[Uncle Junior]

Uncle Junior...it's never good practice to admit you would "hire an escort" if you simply wanted to fuck.

This is Getbig....paying for sex is beneath anybody on here.

Clearly you missed the word "IF", I don't do that sort of thing anymore

[galeniko]

one of mates coming to amsterdam is better

you might want to stand next to me 

no problemo.

btw dont care if one has better physique why would i ,its theirs

[Uncle Junior]

Now if you will excuse me I have a conference call I need to prepare for at 2.30, I will be back later.

I expect epic meltdowns and this thread to be holocaust by the time I return, if it is not I will be most disappointed.

[ProudVirgin69]

Talk to her and sneak in the phrase "so do you like to come here with your boyfriend? " and if she says "oh no i don't have a boyfriend" that's when you make your move and ask her out

[BikiniSlut]

Now if you will excuse me I have a conference call I need to prepare for at 2.30, I will be back later.

I expect epic meltdowns and this thread to be holocaust by the time I return, if it is not I will be most disappointed.

Why? You're the only that has an emotional investment in the threads on Getbig. And maybe Shizzo to an extent.

No one here TRULY cares about a 21 year you want to bang/date. It's all fun and games for us. It's only serious to you.


 

[Darren Avey]

What gyms this? Shootfighters?Genesis?

[galeniko]

What gyms this? Shootfighters?Genesis?

fitness 1st next to victoria park, no octagon there, mate

[RUDE BUOY]

rude could help uncle junior if his ask rude thread was still up but it is not    so i wont  

[bigmc]

rude could help uncle junior if his ask rude thread was still up but it is not    so i wont  

any time you want that sticky mister

you just say the word 

[kreator]

stop thinking ahead, you don't know if she has a boyfriend so don't worry about it, go ask her out. Now! You'll deal with the boyfriend/rejection issue later, not now ...and so what if she has a boyfriend, you'll show your affection and plant the seed in her mind. If she's interested in you maybe she'll contact you one day, you never know but if you don't ask her out you'll never know! I've been there mate

[RUDE BUOY]

any time you want that sticky mister

you just say the word 

i shall let the people decide  its how i roll