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Just had a really good morning dump
« on: January 26, 2014, 11:24:38 AM »
Ready to face the day now.
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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2014, 11:25:31 AM »
Great news glad to hear of it

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2014, 11:25:55 AM »
was it a no-wipe shit?

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2014, 11:34:02 AM »
was it a no-wipe shit?

Far from it.

It was a half way up my back mess, but that didn't phase me.
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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2014, 11:35:16 AM »
Far from it.

It was a half way up my back mess, but that didn't phase me.
a messy shit always ruins my day

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2014, 01:00:32 PM »
a messy shit always ruins my day

Shit, shave and then shower. Always in that order. Always fresh and ready to conquer the day. 8)

Good luck on your shitting goals in 2014, everyone!

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2014, 01:15:25 PM »
the wipeless shit effect of the multi wore off

i'm back to wiping shit and gettin shit on my hands

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2014, 01:58:24 PM »

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2014, 01:58:35 PM »

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2014, 03:17:20 PM »



You think that's bad....she died last year and they filmed a commerical 2 days before she died.  Its not been released but just imagine.....


In any event...still outlived Derek Anthony. ;D
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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2014, 10:03:34 AM »

Re: Just had a really good morning dump:
Ready to face the day now.




Bet you had to wipe more than once.

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2014, 10:17:47 AM »
I've always figured if you enjoy the ass-stretching 3 day log... you're gay.

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2014, 10:24:41 AM »
I've never agreed with the term "no wiper".

One must always wipe once to see if there is any shit.

If it was a true no wiper then the person would do their dump and then confidently stand up and pull their pants up without wiping.
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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2014, 10:32:39 AM »
This thread would carry a lot more meaning if you would make with some pics. For fuck's sake!

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2014, 12:53:44 AM »
Post the poop shots

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2014, 08:35:38 AM »
I've never agreed with the term "no wiper".

One must always wipe once to see if there is any shit.

If it was a true no wiper then the person would do their dump and then confidently stand up and pull their pants up without wiping.

Agreed.  You must always wipe at least once.

Unless you have a very sensitive asshole and can tell via proprioception that your hole is clean, in which case see Groink's post above.

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2014, 08:38:26 AM »
Once I tried to suck a big log back up my schpincter to see what gayness felt like, but it instantly broke off and I got a huge venus kiss from the bowl water (no homo).

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2014, 09:28:34 AM »
I made a turd as long my forearm two days ago.

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2014, 10:35:43 AM »
Once I tried to suck a big log back up my schpincter to see what gayness felt like, but it instantly broke off and I got a huge venus kiss from the bowl water (no homo).

This splash happened to me in a Porta-potty once at an outdoor concert. I just automatically assumed I had contracted AIDS, herpes, and hepatitis at that very moment. Luckily I'm still alive 3 years later to talk about it.

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2014, 10:49:18 AM »
This splash happened to me in a Porta-potty once at an outdoor concert. I just automatically assumed I had contracted AIDS, herpes, and hepatitis at that very moment. Luckily I'm still alive 3 years later to talk about it.

<sigh> amateurs

Proper public bowl technique:

Wipe lid with TP to remove anything disgusting, flush.
Wipe again, put in toilet, but don't flush.  This cleans up any water from previous flush AND minimizes/eliminates the splash factor.
Build 3-4 strip nest, occasionally 5 if the space in the front is covered with piss or the stray Indian pubic hair.
Put a strip down on the floor in front - this is often overlooked.  This is what you drop you pants onto, and is often a disgusting spot for those abosolute beta pussies who piss standing up in the stalls instead of the urinal.   These are the kind of people who shower in the gym in underwear or shorts, and change under a towel.  They are often regulated to lower, mid range spots on the corporate ladder, and marry ugly wives.
Flush.

If it is a porta potty, wad up half a roll of TP and drop.  This will block the yecch, and give your poop a splash free, soft landing spot, as well as showcase it for the next loser.
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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2014, 10:52:02 AM »
<sigh> amateurs

Proper public bowl technique:

Wipe lid with TP to remove anything disgusting, flush.
Wipe again, put in toilet, but don't flush.  This cleans up any water from previous flush AND minimizes/eliminates the splash factor.
Build 3-4 strip nest, occasionally 5 if the space in the front is covered with piss or the stray Indian pubic hair.
Put a strip down on the floor in front - this is often overlooked.  This is what you drop you pants onto, and is often a disgusting spot for those abosolute beta pussies who piss standing up in the stalls instead of the urinal.   These are the kind of people who shower in the gym in underwear or shorts, and change under a towel.  They are often regulated to lower, mid range spots on the corporate ladder, and marry ugly wives.
Flush.

If it is a porta potty, wad up half a roll of TP and drop.  This will block the yecch, and give your poop a splash free, soft landing spot, as well as showcase it for the next loser.


You sir, are a man who knows well the art of defecation. GetBig salutes you.

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2014, 11:03:35 AM »
You sir, are a man who knows well the art of defecation. GetBig salutes you.

Thank you.  Although I am compensated well enough here for my data analysis, modship, and the responsibility of  bringing goodwill and knowledge to the forum, your appreciation means so much more.
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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2014, 11:09:23 AM »
I took a good dump this morning. One of those iceberg dumps where the top is above the water. Anyways earlier this morning I had a runny nose but ran out of tissues, so I grabbed a role of toilet paper from the bathroom. After my dump I realized I left the TP in the living room. So I had to waddle all the way over to get it before I could wipe. I had to go back and make sure I didn't spill anything in the hallway.

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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2014, 11:10:26 AM »
I took a good dump this morning. One of those iceberg dumps where the top is above the water. Anyways earlier this morning I had a runny nose but ran out of tissues, so I grabbed a role of toilet paper from the bathroom. After my dump I realized I left the TP in the living room. So I had to waddle all the way over to get it before I could wipe. I had to go back and make sure I didn't spill anything in the hallway.

iceberg dump  ;D
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Re: Just had a really good morning dump
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2014, 11:40:12 AM »
iceberg dump  ;D
I havent made a non-iceburg poop in years...most days I give birth to a solid chocolate log that you could sail with