Author Topic: Expensive Barbie Dolls (Read 13732 times)

24KT · « **on:** January 28, 2014, 10:11:44 AM »

Why are Barbie dolls so darned expensive?

24KT · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2014, 10:17:50 AM »

So i realize it's my niece's birthday, and I hadn't gotten her a present yet.

So I stopped at a store that had Barbie dolls in the window and asked the clerk how much they were.

She said "Dancing Barbie is $29.95, Snow Bunny Barbie is $29.95, Workout Barbie is $29.95, all the Fashionista Barbies are $29.95 each, Doctor Barbie is $29.95 Bridal Barbie is $29.95 and Divorced Barbie is $365.95."

I said "WHAT? Why is Divorced Barbie $365.95 when the rest of them are $29.95?"

The clerk just rolled her eyes and explained "Ma'am, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's furniture, Ken's boat, and one of Ken's friends."

Playboy · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2014, 06:33:28 PM »

Aren't there some classic collectors dolls worth like 25,000 - 50,000?

falco · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2014, 03:41:01 AM »

falco · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2014, 03:43:06 AM »

falco · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2014, 03:44:38 AM »

falco · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2014, 03:47:22 AM »

falco · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2014, 03:49:04 AM »

24KT · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2014, 03:16:24 PM »

Hmmm... looks like someone's been f**king with my Barbie thread! Hrmph!!

falco · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2014, 05:29:45 AM »

Last but not the least...

The most expensive of them all:

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2014, 10:57:58 AM »

Ha ha good one. I know these dolls all too well. Nothing like stepping on a rogue high heel in the carpet when barefoot. Usually late at night or early in the morning when not fully awake.

Migs · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2014, 07:03:18 PM »

all women are expensive, even the fake plasticky(sp) ones..oh the Barbie dolls too.

24KT · « **Reply #12 on:** February 01, 2014, 01:53:03 AM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on January 30, 2014, 10:57:58 AM

Ha ha good one. I know these dolls all too well. Nothing like stepping on a rogue high heel in the carpet when barefoot. Usually late at night or early in the morning when not fully awake.

{giggle} ...spoken like a true parent. I'd bet the Lego hurt as well.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #13 on:** February 01, 2014, 10:25:44 AM »

Lego's will make even the most even tempered swear out loud spouting things that'd make a sailor blush. First time my wife did it ...kinda turned me on. I had no idea she was that dirty

Hahahahaha

Migs · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2014, 06:55:05 PM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on February 01, 2014, 10:25:44 AM

Lego's will make even the most even tempered swear out loud spouting things that'd make a sailor blush. First time my wife did it ...kinda turned me on. I had no idea she was that dirty

Hahahahaha

me either, that was a fun night...

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2014, 08:45:08 PM »

Hahaha dream on my friend, this dirty girl is all mine brother

Migs · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:32:48 PM »

send me a pic and I might do more than dream if she is all like what you say she is!

damn, I'm lonely lol

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2014, 10:57:27 AM »

Quote from: Migs on February 04, 2014, 05:32:48 PM

send me a pic and I might do more than dream if she is all like what you say she is!

damn, I'm lonely lol

If you scroll down this thread you can get a general idea. We SERIOUSLY had her sister believing it was her because from that angle this porn star is my wife's doppelganger.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=481161.675

24KT · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2014, 02:50:07 PM »

Arghhhhh!!! You have to warn us when you link to a clip like that!!! Gee Whiz!!!
I'm glad I work from home. If I worked in an office and clicked onto that??

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2014, 02:51:35 PM »

Sorry sorry...

NSFW everyone, it links to the Sex Pictures board and is a GIF of my wife's twin getting slammed very aggressively....as it should be

24KT · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2014, 02:54:19 PM »

LOL, Now you tell us?

24KT · « **Reply #21 on:** February 06, 2014, 02:55:46 PM »

I start a perfectly innocent SFW post about expensive children's toys, and you perverts turn it into porn. $:-\$

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #22 on:** February 06, 2014, 03:21:00 PM »

Miggs fault. All was good until he tried to bang my wife.

Migs · « **Reply #23 on:** February 06, 2014, 06:17:53 PM »

great, now I have an oyster swimming in my shorts.

That chick was hot.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2014, 09:36:32 AM »

Quote from: Migs on February 06, 2014, 06:17:53 PM

great, now I have an oyster swimming in my shorts.

That chick was hot.

24 that last Miggs post WAS disturbing. I mean, come on now you're going to have to picture Miggs junk next time you see an oyster! HAHAHAHA