Author Topic: Taylor Swift attacked... (Read 5252 times)

blinky · « **on:** January 28, 2014, 09:15:10 PM »

...at the grammys

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240 is Back · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2014, 09:17:22 PM »

Long overdue.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2014, 09:32:06 PM »

I would jump on stage and defend my girlfriend Taylor Swift...

My other girlfriend:

Spike · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2014, 11:55:59 PM »

Willy wonka sent out a hit

Seriously tho, that lil bastard will have all people on stage with him at Super Bowl under 5'5" so he can look tall just like his Pepsi commercial

Parker · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2014, 12:10:14 AM »

Quote from: Spike on January 28, 2014, 11:55:59 PM

Willy wonka sent out a hit

Seriously tho, that lil bastard will have all people on stage with him at Super Bowl under 5'5" so he can look tall just like his Pepsi commercial

He looks shorter than 5'5 in that pic...I'd say he looks 5'1-5'2.

G_Thang · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2014, 12:15:30 AM »

I'd fly with her.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2014, 04:48:06 AM »

Quote from: Spike on January 28, 2014, 11:55:59 PM

Willy wonka sent out a hit

Seriously tho, that lil bastard will have all people on stage with him at Super Bowl under 5'5" so he can look tall just like his Pepsi commercial

LOL apparently Bruno Mars is 165, Justin Bieberette is 170 and Taylor Swift is 177 cm

Rascal full · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2014, 08:11:50 AM »

Quote from: Spike on January 28, 2014, 11:55:59 PM

Willy wonka sent out a hit

Seriously tho, that lil bastard will have all people on stage with him at Super Bowl under 5'5" so he can look tall just like his Pepsi commercial

Jeez I never realised that little dude was that little.

smoothasf · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2014, 08:18:08 AM »

Shopped

240 is Back · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2014, 08:20:32 AM »

Quote from: Parker on January 29, 2014, 12:10:14 AM

He looks shorter than 5'5 in that pic...I'd say he looks 5'1-5'2.

yep, even with the big hat, he looks like he doesn't even lift either.

smoothasf · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2014, 08:21:20 AM »

Fuck its not shopped. No one will take u serious at that height.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2014, 08:22:04 AM »

Quote from: Rascal full on January 29, 2014, 08:11:50 AM

Jeez I never realised that little dude was that little.

Being an industry giant probably more than makes up for not being a physical one.

240 is Back · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2014, 08:36:57 AM »

I'm not 5 foot 1, so I don't really know. Are the people that short also the ones with 3 inch penises? I can't imagine little bruno, short, ecto and gentle, could handle a woman, no matter how much $ he has. He probably has to hire a getbigger to finish the job in the bedroom once he tires.

falco · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2014, 08:35:06 AM »

Parker · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2014, 08:44:32 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 29, 2014, 08:20:32 AM

yep, even with the big hat, he looks like he doesn't even lift either.

It's the angle. Plus, she is listed at 5'10. Add heels and the angle, odd pic.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2014, 12:48:10 PM »

Taylor Swift and Hayden Panettiere are the two most beautiful women in Hollywood.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2014, 07:16:55 PM »

Wow, that's terrible. I wouldn't know what to do if I was that height. I had no idea he was that short.

BAST · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2014, 07:22:33 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 29, 2014, 08:36:57 AM

I'm not 5 foot 1, so I don't really know. Are the people that short also the ones with 3 inch penises? I can't imagine little bruno, short, ecto and gentle, could handle a woman, no matter how much $ he has. He probably has to hire a getbigger to finish the job in the bedroom once he tires.

there's no correlation between height and dick size

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2014, 06:10:32 AM »

Quote from: BAST on February 05, 2014, 07:22:33 PM

there's no correlation between height and dick size

I have a friend (Dominican) about 5'6" and skinny and, while I havent seen his dick, I know an "easy chick" that been with guys as tall as 6'3" and she claims he still the biggest cock shes ever had.

Not that I like to keep that particular info in mind, She always mentions it though.

WOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH .....

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2014, 06:13:18 AM »

Too late $:-\$

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2014, 06:15:22 AM »

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #21 on:** February 06, 2014, 06:17:27 AM »

LOL, thanks Kwontanomo

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 06, 2014, 06:34:09 AM »

Anytime Bas

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #23 on:** February 06, 2014, 07:05:48 AM »

Settle down, Björn

Shockwave · « **Reply #24 on:** February 06, 2014, 07:17:58 AM »

Quote from: Pet shop boys on February 06, 2014, 06:10:32 AM

I have a friend (Dominican) about 5'6" and skinny and, while I havent seen his dick, I know an "easy chick" that been with guys as tall as 6'3" and she claims he still the biggest cock shes ever had.

Not that I like to keep that particular info in mind, She always mentions it though.

WOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHH .....

this. One of my whore friends told me that short-average skinny guys tend to have the biggest dicks, and taller stockier guys tend to have average dicks, which I thought was funny.

fyi this chick had fucked over 45 dudes by the time she was 20.

the joke was its gods way of saying 'sorry youre a skinny twink, heres a big dick'