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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2014, 08:49:53 AM »
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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2014, 08:50:05 AM »
We'll they might have a busy day planned.  Home Depot then maybe Bed Bath and Beyond..


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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2014, 08:50:42 AM »
"Big"Cyp, "Big"Cyp
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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2014, 08:51:22 AM »
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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2014, 08:52:07 AM »
Your fail is in the mail.

Your response makes me ashamed of Essex

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2014, 08:52:44 AM »
CSWOL could reply to this thread, but he'll have to run it by the boss first.

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2014, 08:54:09 AM »
CSWOL could reply to this thread, but he'll have to run it by the boss first.

More like his fingers got too fat for the keys

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2014, 08:56:04 AM »
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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2014, 09:01:59 AM »
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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2014, 09:09:43 AM »
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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2014, 09:15:26 AM »
I use it to get out of doing shit I don't want to do.

Like when my buddy says "can you come over and help me re-tile my kitchen backsplash", and I'll say "let me check with the boss", which always ends in a "no", thus giving me a chickenshit way out of doing something I don't want to do, all whilst blaming my wife.

My friends do this to me as well, and it's become our running gag.

"Hey Jim, can you come over and spend 6 hours in my backyard helping me assemble this shed kit I got at Home Depot?". Jim says, "I don't know man, let me ask the boss. I think she has a "honey-do" list already."

"Hey Fred, I need you to come help me as assistant coach for my kid's baseball team." Fred says, "Geez man, I don't know, let me ask the boss. I think she has me penciled in for driving little Sally to ballet on Saturday mornings."

"Hey Biff, I need you to host poker night at your house." Biff says, "Wow, let's see how the boss feels about that. I think the cigar smoke irritates her, and she said I'm cut off if I pull a stunt like that again."

It's like a guilt-free way of getting out of stuff you don't like. Of course, when your buddies catch on, they either do the same in a cool form of revenge, or you get ostracized as a punk. My friends, thankfully, are now fully engaged in the whole "boss" thing, and if anything, it's become a running meme on the block as we talk about our wives. The wives, I believe, still haven't caught on. They will though, and we'll have to shake things up with a new way to poke fun at them. Because that's all we're doing...poking fun at a wife. No man worth his shit actually thinks his wife is the boss.

You unmarried guys will learn. It has it's role. It's not a compound exercise...it's an assistance "feel" lift. When used in the right place, it can carve out details that are important in the process of judging your success as a man.

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2014, 09:15:57 AM »
 ::) Its fucking pathetic !

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2014, 09:18:22 AM »
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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2014, 09:18:30 AM »
::) Its fucking pathetic !

Babe the kids are in bed, can you pick up some brocolli on the way home?

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2014, 09:19:33 AM »

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2014, 09:20:21 AM »
"Hey Fred, I need you to come help me as assistant coach for my kid's baseball team." Fred says, "Geez man, I don't know, let me ask the boss. I think she has me penciled in for driving little Sally to ballet on Saturday mornings."

You would not turn this down.   >:(
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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2014, 09:23:04 AM »
You would not turn this down.   >:(

No, I wouldn't. You're right. But I've had my friends turn me down on it.

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2014, 09:37:59 AM »
My wife looks like Bruce Springsteen.

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #43 on: January 29, 2014, 09:40:43 AM »
Rich Gaspari was prob one of them..

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2014, 10:19:43 AM »
I use it to get out of doing shit I don't want to do.

Like when my buddy says "can you come over and help me re-tile my kitchen backsplash", and I'll say "let me check with the boss", which always ends in a "no", thus giving me a chickenshit way out of doing something I don't want to do, all whilst blaming my wife.

My friends do this to me as well, and it's become our running gag.

"Hey Jim, can you come over and spend 6 hours in my backyard helping me assemble this shed kit I got at Home Depot?". Jim says, "I don't know man, let me ask the boss. I think she has a "honey-do" list already."

"Hey Fred, I need you to come help me as assistant coach for my kid's baseball team." Fred says, "Geez man, I don't know, let me ask the boss. I think she has me penciled in for driving little Sally to ballet on Saturday mornings."

"Hey Biff, I need you to host poker night at your house." Biff says, "Wow, let's see how the boss feels about that. I think the cigar smoke irritates her, and she said I'm cut off if I pull a stunt like that again."

It's like a guilt-free way of getting out of stuff you don't like. Of course, when your buddies catch on, they either do the same in a cool form of revenge, or you get ostracized as a punk. My friends, thankfully, are now fully engaged in the whole "boss" thing, and if anything, it's become a running meme on the block as we talk about our wives. The wives, I believe, still haven't caught on. They will though, and we'll have to shake things up with a new way to poke fun at them. Because that's all we're doing...poking fun at a wife. No man worth his shit actually thinks his wife is the boss.

You unmarried guys will learn. It has it's role. It's not a compound exercise...it's an assistance "feel" lift. When used in the right place, it can carve out details that are important in the process of judging your success as a man.

Not helping out friends....even. ore beta than referring to your wife as boss

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #45 on: January 29, 2014, 10:21:28 AM »
Not helping out friends....even. ore beta than referring to your wife as boss

You didn't really get my story, did you? That's ok. I need to work on my posting this week. Somehow my shitty stories are falling flat.

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #46 on: January 29, 2014, 10:24:07 AM »
kinda limp dick fucker that hasn't received a blowjob from his wife since his first date when he fell in love

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #47 on: January 29, 2014, 10:27:37 AM »
 ::)

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #48 on: January 29, 2014, 10:28:00 AM »
What about the men who are on a sex diet where the wife says sex is only twice per week.

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Re: Guys who refer to their wives as "The Boss"
« Reply #49 on: January 29, 2014, 10:30:08 AM »
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