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CalvinH

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Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« on: January 29, 2014, 01:41:00 PM »
How's the weather..enjoying driving ???
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2014, 01:42:17 PM »
i'll let you know...about to leave the house for the first time in 2 days  ;D

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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2014, 01:42:36 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 29, 2014, 01:41:00 PM
How's the weather..enjoying driving ???

Day off.    8)


50's this coming weekend.   Driving range. 

And I can drive circles around the vast majority of yankees in bad weather.   :)
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2014, 01:43:00 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on January 29, 2014, 01:42:17 PM
i'll let you know...about to leave the house for the first time in 2 days  ;D

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Hahahaha ;D
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2014, 01:43:00 PM »
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2014, 01:44:58 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 29, 2014, 01:43:00 PM

Hahahaha ;D
not because of the roads...it didnt gets as icey as they thought..i just hate the cold so i havent went outside except to workout

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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2014, 01:46:48 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on January 29, 2014, 01:44:58 PM
not because of the roads...it didnt gets as icey as they thought..i just hate the cold so i havent went outside except to workout

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Calvin hasnt left because he is afraid of the possum on his porch. 
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CalvinH

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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2014, 01:47:31 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 29, 2014, 01:46:48 PM
Calvin hasnt left because he is afraid of the possum on his porch. 


It was a raccoon with an attitude! >:(
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2014, 01:48:20 PM »
Their roads were almost as empty as the y board. Almost.
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2014, 01:49:09 PM »
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2014, 01:50:56 PM »
Drove home Monday...zero visibilty....no problem.

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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2014, 01:52:41 PM »
dat dere global warming, brah's

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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2014, 01:53:41 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 29, 2014, 01:47:31 PM

It was a raccoon with an attitude! >:(
i had a hog trying to stay warm next to my competition smoker at around 5:30 this morning....he is now being cooked inside of said smoker

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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2014, 01:54:38 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on January 29, 2014, 01:53:41 PM
i had a hog trying to stay warm next to my competition smoker at around 5:30 this morning....he is now being cooked inside of said smoker

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Yes!   Calvin would habe called the National Guard.
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2014, 01:59:18 PM »
I dont like snow.
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2014, 02:00:41 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 29, 2014, 01:54:38 PM
Yes!   Calvin would habe called the National Guard.

Naw, he would have called national geographic.
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2014, 02:01:57 PM »
Quote from: Wolfox on January 29, 2014, 02:00:41 PM
Naw, he would have called national geographic.

After urinating in his solid white track suit.
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2014, 02:34:38 PM »
Beach time,  ;D
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2014, 03:45:36 PM »
was tearing out and replacing a bathroom floor, i enjoy doing this type of work in the cold, its the night time cold chillyness that i hate
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2014, 04:48:20 PM »
Had 8 inches of snow last night that fell on top of existing ice on the road. Drove just fine. Drive slow is rule number one. Rule number two is if you feel your car sliding don't slam on the brakes. Keep steering.

Every time there is a snow storm I watch all the 4 wheel drives and fools drive by me like they don't have a care in the world. Some where down the road you see them in a ditch or flipped over. When you ask them what's happened they blame the ice that didn't cause me to crash because I was driving slow.
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2014, 05:05:43 PM »
Went to do legs today and the gym was closed

Dude that works the front drives a Kia so I should of figured he would come


Slide my ass by big homie quon's and picked up some trees tho
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The Showstoppa

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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2014, 05:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Spike on January 29, 2014, 05:05:43 PM
Went to do legs today and the gym was closed

Dude that works the front drives a Kia so I should of figured he would come


Slide my ass by big homie quon's and picked up some trees tho

Did you hit Shell's BBQ?
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2014, 05:50:32 PM »
I DID NOT like doing walking lunges in the snow earlier. I wore my -100 degree Sorel boots even.  Can`t miss a leg day.
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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2014, 05:51:10 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on January 29, 2014, 03:45:36 PM
was tearing out and replacing a bathroom floor, i enjoy doing this type of work in the cold, its the night time cold chillyness that i hate
Hey Falcon, are you up for some Fight Night tonight?
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CalvinH

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Re: Hey all Southern Rednecks.
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2014, 06:09:02 PM »
The roads down south were so bad that shitso got stuck in traffic and couldn't get to the local liquor store before closing time.



...he was found the next morning half dead with his tongue frozen stuck to the front window of the store.
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