When I was in college I was mowing the grass to our frat house with my shirt off. Some dude walked by and asked if he could pay me $10hr to use me as a model for sculpting. Creeped me out, and then I found out he asked another buddy of mine. He was like, "dudes gonna pay me to stand around with my shirt off". I said, "listen to what you just said, dude is gay". Lol, he didn't realize.