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Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« on: February 03, 2014, 08:23:01 AM »
What's up bro


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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2014, 08:25:46 AM »
He's busy counting the days until his wedding night and his wife allows access to the vagina

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2014, 08:28:08 AM »
He's busy counting the days until his wedding night and his wife allows access to the vagina

On the plus side, waiting until the wedding night virtually eliminates the risk of scratching your helmet on an anti rape device. Anyway, how's the life in the paedo rings bro?

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2014, 08:34:09 AM »
On the plus side, waiting until the wedding night virtually eliminates the risk of scratching your helmet on an anti rape device. Anyway, how's the life in the paedo rings bro?

No idea bro, I think it's something more practiced in the Middle East/turkey/Cyprus regions

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2014, 08:35:40 AM »
No idea bro, I think it's something more practiced in the Middle East/turkey/Cyprus regions

Oh ok cool bro, just wondered why you post so many naked pictures of 14 year old girls.

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2014, 08:40:22 AM »
Let's keep it bodybuilding related

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2014, 08:56:57 AM »
Oh ok cool bro, just wondered why you post so many naked pictures of 14 year old girls.

Never posted any, care to backup your claim?

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2014, 09:08:42 AM »
Never posted any, care to backup your claim?

Yes sure, I will spend my whole evening trolling through your post history in search for the youngest looking naked teenagers that you posted, so I can visit disgusting sites and investigate each one's authenticity/approx age in order to find 'evidence' against you for a thread on the internet lol.

Anyway, you going out for a run tonight small guy?

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2014, 09:13:29 AM »
Yes sure, I will spend my whole evening trolling through your post history in search for the youngest looking naked teenagers that you posted, so I can visit disgusting sites and investigate each one's authenticity/approx age in order to find 'evidence' against you for a thread on the internet lol.

Anyway, you going out for a run tonight small guy?

Haha, nice backtrack, don't make claims you can't backup and are untrue.Maybe, your wife is asking for 3rds, just wiped my cock on your pillow, be sure to give it a good sniff when you sleep tonight  :-*

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2014, 09:17:03 AM »
Haha, nice backtrack, don't make claims you can't backup and are untrue.Maybe, your wife is asking for 3rds, just wiped my cock on your pillow, be sure to give it a good sniff when you sleep tonight  :-*

And how would you get into my house to do such a thing, with your brutal 10 inch pythons barely unable to open the porch door?

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2014, 09:22:50 AM »
And how would you get into my house to do such a thing, with your brutal 10 inch pythons barely unable to open the porch door?

I just shouted my username through the letter box, your wife immediately opened the door to inspect the marvel that routinely owns her life partner.

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2014, 09:27:32 AM »
I just shouted my username through the letter box, your wife immediately opened the door to inspect the marvel that routinely owns her life partner.

Next time you shout through my letterbox, can you swallow first because I almost slipped on the puddle of semen that was on the parquet flooring.

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2014, 09:30:21 AM »
This thread is beautiful, it brings tears to my eyes.  :D

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2014, 09:34:23 AM »
Next time you shout through my letterbox, can you swallow first because I almost slipped on the puddle of semen that was on the parquet flooring.

I saw that when I walked in, I assumed it had something to do with the hole in the wall leading to the outside of the house, your wife said you spend a couple of hours every night on your knees inspecting it but you are no closer to find the cause of the leak.

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2014, 09:39:31 AM »
I saw that when I walked in, I assumed it had something to do with the hole in the wall leading to the outside of the house, your wife said you spend a couple of hours every night on your knees inspecting it but you are no closer to find the cause of the leak.

Sorry bro, I think you have the wrong address because I live in a victorian terraced house with Primemuscle on one side, and Thick Nick on the other and there's no way in hell they are getting 1. An erection 2. the end of it through 1" of plasterboard.

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2014, 09:43:30 AM »
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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2014, 09:45:02 AM »
Sorry bro, I think you have the wrong address because I live in a victorian terraced house with Primemuscle on one side, and Thick Nick on the other and there's no way in hell they are getting 1. An erection 2. the end of it through 1" of plasterboard.

It was round the back, it had a sign pointing to it saying all deliveries in the rear, especially big loads, big and black very welcome

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2014, 09:50:02 AM »
This thread is an instant classic. Couple of heavyweights having a friendly sparring session for getbig's viewing pleasure. I'll never be this good...

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2014, 09:51:36 AM »
soft southern shites, wear coats even in the summer no doubt...

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2014, 09:52:47 AM »
This thread is an instant classic. Couple of heavyweights having a friendly sparring session for getbig's viewing pleasure. I'll never be this good...

Post a video of you fucking a lion in the ass and you'll be up there.

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2014, 12:01:43 PM »
It's all hush hush. A big secret.

I am very happy man at the moment.

She is the one.

Just feel it this time.

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2014, 12:38:00 PM »
Post a video of you fucking a lion in the ass and you'll be up there.

With the Mirage as backdrop for said video?

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2014, 12:51:13 PM »
It's all hush hush. A big secret.

I am very happy man at the moment.

She is the one.

Just feel it this time.


cool pic bro
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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2014, 12:53:04 PM »
It's all hush hush. A big secret.

I am very happy man at the moment.

She is the one.

Just feel it this time.


Good for you! Gangsta

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Re: Uncle Junior must be loved up - he's not posting much lately
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2014, 01:10:51 PM »
Do you wear those shades when playing poker Unc?

Can't see the eyes and all that, the windows to the soul...