confessions of a getbigger..............

[POB]

buffet's an investor, I am/was a trader. buffet wants 2% per month, I want 2% per week.

I like this guy, true or not shit makes for a good read

defenatly beats xx15 posted pics of my kids or "are you saying that" used 1000 times a day

[Lobstah]

I like this guy, true or not shit makes for a good read

defenatly beats xx15 posted pics of my kids or "are you saying that" used 1000 times a day

also beats shizzo and halo.

[benchmstr]

I hate pears..texture

Bench

[ESFitness]

I hate pears..texture

Bench

pears are awesome.

I hate apples. too tart.

[BAST]

I NEVER wipe down machines, unless someone is watching me.

I never wipe down machines, even if people are watching.  i don't see why anyone cares about sweat; it's a gym.  take a shower after.

[Teutonic Knight]

I have about 8 different varieties of Vodka in my bar.

From a quick glance I see  ciroc (garbage), svedka, absolut, grey goose, belvedere, and stolli among others.
ALL FILLED WITH KETEL ONE.
Its funny when people tell me how much smoother my Ciroc is than absolut and what not.

I never wash my hands after pissing. Even if their is other people in a public restroom. Don't care. Dicks clean.

Its been about two years since I have been able to stand the same female for more than two weeks. It gets to the point to where I begin to resent them, especially when theyre over affectionate. If im trying to sleep and she cant stop rubbing my arm or head or wants to keep attempting cuddles I get close to domestic violence.

You should be deported to the 3rd World country & striped of American citizenship.
Traitor buying French & Russian booze 

[Wolfox]

I used to trim my toenails with my teeth. Excellent way to stay limber for the rubber guard.

[Cleanest Natural]

I used to trim my toenails with my teeth. Excellent way to stay limber for the rubber guard.

looks like you chewed your bicepes as well 

[anabolichalo]

i watched some real fucked up porn


http://xhamster.com/movies/871211/lesbian_with_big_clit_workout_snc.html

[Simple Simon]

looks like you chewed your bicepes as well 

[dr.chimps]

When I listen to Steve Miller's 'Take the Money and Run' I always sing the WOO-HOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOO chorus.   

[Wolfox]

14 inch arms....and all it took was 200mg a day of pharma grade dbol.

Brutal.

[Darren Avey]

I always go and do wrestlers bridges if theres chicks nearby to impress them

[Hulkotron]

Is "Wolfox" still claiming to be a Tongan Jew?

[wes]

ES Fitness is cool,I`ve got some crazy ass stories too but if I posted them,i`d be incriminating myself ! 

Still don`t know about the "Rambo stitches" though! 

[_aj_]

Nothing. I have nothing. Well, I've been shot once. But it was a ricochet. From a MAC-10 9mm machinegun. That I was holding. And the bullet fragment hit my right ball and didn't penetrate after blasting a hole in my pants and underwear.

Other than that, nothing.

[Cleanest Natural]

Is "Wolfox" still claiming to be a Tongan Jew?

a bicepeless tongan jew

[ESFitness]

Nothing. I have nothing. Well, I've been shot once. But it was a ricochet. From a MAC-10 9mm machinegun. That I was holding. And the bullet fragment hit my right ball and didn't penetrate after blasting a hole in my pants and underwear.

Other than that, nothing.

I caught a ricochet from a .22 square in the forehead when I was 9-10yrs old. lol. shooting at crap in the woods of my grandpas farm. shot an old refrigerator and somehow the bullet bounced back straight at my forehead... could see that fucker coming too, like it was slow-motion from 15 yards away. didn't even break the skin. (it was a .22 short) got lucky that day, else I could be typing this with one eye. never did tell anybody, else they'd take my guns away. lol

[bigmc]

i had both my arms ripped off

when i was throwing hands with a bengal tiger

fortunately i had my guitar

so was able to sew them back on using my feet

then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs

the brazillian womens beach volleyball team happened to be passing

they of course insisted i engage in a wild orgy with them

the gracie brothers who happened to be passing by

were immediately offended by my casual use of their women

fortunately i was able to tap them all out inside a minute

esf fitness where you at now bro 

[Tedim]

i had both my arms ripped off

when i was throwing hands with a bengal tiger

fortunately i had my guitar

so was able to sew them back on using my feet

then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs

the brazillian womens beach volleyball team happened to be passing

they of course insisted i engage in a wild orgy with them

the gracie brothers who happened to be passing by

were immediately offended by my casual use of their women

fortunately i was able to tap them all out inside a minute

esf fitness where you at now bro 

He's making the tiger suck his 13 inch dick......

[bigmc]

He's making the tiger suck his 13 inch dick......

ha brilliant 

[dr.chimps]

i had both my arms ripped off

when i was throwing hands with a bengal tiger

fortunately i had my guitar

so was able to sew them back on using my feet

then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs

the brazillian womens beach volleyball team happened to be passing

they of course insisted i engage in a wild orgy with them

the gracie brothers who happened to be passing by

were immediately offended by my casual use of their women

fortunately i was able to tap them all out inside a minute

esf fitness where you at now bro 

[Cleanest Natural]

i had both my arms ripped off

when i was throwing hands with a bengal tiger

fortunately i had my guitar

so was able to sew them back on using my feet

then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs

the brazillian womens beach volleyball team happened to be passing

they of course insisted i engage in a wild orgy with them

the gracie brothers who happened to be passing by

were immediately offended by my casual use of their women

fortunately i was able to tap them all out inside a minute

esf fitness where you at now bro 

golden ..

[visualizeperfection]

i had both my arms ripped off

when i was throwing hands with a bengal tiger

fortunately i had my guitar

so was able to sew them back on using my feet

then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs

the brazillian womens beach volleyball team happened to be passing

they of course insisted i engage in a wild orgy with them

the gracie brothers who happened to be passing by

were immediately offended by my casual use of their women

fortunately i was able to tap them all out inside a minute

esf fitness where you at now bro 

respect.

[Cleanest Natural]

"then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs"

I am still laughing.. one of the funniest posts from bigmc