i had both my arms ripped off
when i was throwing hands with a bengal tiger
fortunately i had my guitar
so was able to sew them back on using my feet
then dazzled the tiger with heavy metal speed runs
the brazillian womens beach volleyball team happened to be passing
they of course insisted i engage in a wild orgy with them
the gracie brothers who happened to be passing by
were immediately offended by my casual use of their women
fortunately i was able to tap them all out inside a minute
esf fitness where you at now bro