My encounter with 10/10

[Rascal full]

I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.

Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.

Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.

Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.

Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.

 

[chaos]

*cough*bullshit*cough*

[SuperTed]

I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.

Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.

Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.

Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.

Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.

Sorry but a chick who is "skinny as fuck" isn't going to be anymore than a 6 or 7.

[Rascal full]

*cough*bullshit*cough*

Now it is stored firmly in my memory banks and on Getbig for posterity.

[Knooger]

Didn't even read the lies, but +1 on my post count. Thanks!

[Rascal full]

Sorry but a chick who is "skinny as fuck" isn't going to be anymore than a 6 or 7.

Fat with a hint of cellulite more appealing to you?

[Simple Simon]

Can anyone else thinking of starting one of these Jackanory posts please use bullet points.

[Rascal full]

Didn't even read the lies, but +1 on my post count. Thanks!

You another post count fag?

[Rascal full]

Can anyone else thinking of starting one of these Jackanory posts please use bullet points.

Bullet points make it seem too impersonal and not really my style. Thanks for your input though 

[SuperTed]

Fat with a hint of cellulite more appealing to you?

I would take that over an anorexic. 

[bigmc]

Can anyone else thinking of starting one of these Jackanory posts please use bullet points.

went out

came home

watched porn

had a wank

i think that sums his story up nicely

[Army of One]

watched porn

had a wank


cried himself to sleep

[Simple Simon]

went out

came home
Stayed in

watched porn

had a wank

i think that sums his story up nicely

fixed

[Rascal full]

I would take that over an anorexic. 

Dude on an lower level, a primal level your loins will respond to a toned lady with low body fat. It is automatic brother, not intentional and you can't stop it. I didn't realise the emotive power of such a woman until she was consuming my semen with one look at the bar.

went out

came home

watched porn

had a wank

i think that sums his story up nicely

Your every day is not everyone's every day.

[bigmc]

fixed

 

[funk51]

I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.

Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.

Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.

Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.

Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.

 




and that's the truth and i'm sticking with it.

[bigmc]

Dude on an lower level, a primal level your loins will respond to a toned lady with low body fat. It is automatic brother, not intentional and you can't stop it. I didn't realise the emotive power of such a woman until she was consuming my semen with one look at the bar.

Your every day is not everyone's every day.

here is my day brother

went out

fucked rascall fulls mother in the ass

threw up

had counselling

[Simple Simon]

here is my day brother

went out

fucked rascall fulls mother in the ass

didnt feel anything

threw up

had counselling

fixed.

[Rascal full]

here is my day brother

went out

fucked rascall fulls mother in the ass

threw up

had counselling

Very intelligent and witty amigo. I wish I could engage so happily in this type of childsih banter but where is the novelty?

Your mother jokes passed their sell by date back in 1998 and I don't wish to return there. You are a bit of a nut hugger in my estimation so I would rather you 'out' yourself now anyway...

[Rascal full]

fixed.

Oh brother....stop 'fixing' please.... 

[chaos]

Now it is stored firmly in my memory banks and on Getbig for posterity.

And not a single pic of this dame is posted...

[Big Chiro Flex]

I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.

Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.

Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.

Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.

Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.

 

You sound like the kinda guy who wipes from the front.

[chaos]

You sound like the kinda guy who wipes from the front.

Did you come to that conclusion after you "adjusted" his sack?

[Rascal full]

And not a single pic of this dame is posted...

You want photos show some respect you little kunt.

[Rascal full]

You sound like the kinda guy who wipes from the front.

Yeah I would wipe you out in about two seconds 'big chiro'