I feel like shit-but "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"

[wes]

Uncle Loonier, may I respectfully ask you to return to the purple font. It is better than the red and easier on the eye.

You`re pretty easy on the eye too stud!   

[calfzilla]

Bikini is got a great bod, especially her legs and ass (in my wild imagination off course)

I seen her pics. She's a good bod, not much mass but looks good.

[Rascal full]

OMG I was bouncing off the walls last night

All good entertainment buddy!

[RUDE BUOY]

 

[Shockwave]

Woke up this morning with a bit of a headache.

Felt like shit and so guilty for having the rice, steak and can of coke and the Bulmers Cherry Ciders

Was dreading going on the scale today...

BUT I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY LUCK

I was actually 0.3 less than yesterday weight.

WHAT A FUCKING MIRACLE.

Back on Keto from today, staying with the original game plan to get down to 153lb and then juice and blow the fuck up.

I TOTALLY forgot the wonderful thing about keto is how forgiving a diet it is, you fuck up and it's like hey no problem dude you ate so little food/carbs that is ok I won't make you fat I owe you.

blow the fuck ul?

lol.

rude awakening coming.

[supernaturalbodybuilder]

blow the fuck ul?

lol.

rude awakening coming.

maybe if he applies BFG principles


but with the pussy testosterone injection he not gonna get far

[galeniko]

500mg of test..
20mg var...
Some minor Gh...

Wow you are a badass rebel...

Oh brother..

actualy thats not too bad.

500 test weekly if real, is the point where many tart getting high blood pressure and bloat, add 20-50mg anavar to that and thats solid 1 gramm weekly+the legit hgh hes got, none of that chinese sugarwater.

ofc the bring it on kinda cycle would rather look like this:masteron 1 gramm week, tren 1 gramm wek.8units gh day.but why bother if the size for that isnt there yet, remember the coming down(not even off,just down)is a real bitch.

never forget, think long term, to stay motivated is important, consistency, coming down or off often blast the motivation out of space and ppl never bother to return to the gym.

[El Diablo Blanco]

The original comment is contradictory,  I feel like shit-but "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"

They say they feel like shit because they have to starve themselves to be hungry, yet they say they feel good because they are skinny.  Which is it, how do the fuckers feel, do they feel like shit or do they feel good.

Brutal that this Uncle Junior steals a Kate Moss Quote "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"

[galeniko]

yes sometimes you end up lighter after a carboloading.its actualy the rule, if one has been eating mostly protein and drinking much water, then carbo load and no ddirnking or very little, after the night and first piss, will be lighter and tight.

then when you start drinking and eating after that the weight comes.

if overspilled brutaly,can gain easy 10lbs in one day.

[galeniko]

Good stuff bro. Fuck the TRT dosages bs. This is bodybuilding. You only get one first cycle... make it count. 500mg is good. 250 is for cruising and trt.

My first cycle - which is almost ready ... just waiting on the ancillaries - is 500mg of test for 15 weeks and 30mgs of dbol from week 1-5.

Soon bro.

nah cant agree with this.

the first few cycles are the ones where response is best.

keep the dosagre to an effective minimum.

first timers will blow quite up even on 200mg deca wekly for 3 months.

must think this way, whats after the cycle?

second one alreade 1500mgs week?or cruise throughout the year on that?

[Shockwave]

You have no idea how quickly I blow up (even natty) I have easy time of gaining muscle, fucking hard time of it losing fat, gaining muscle is least of my fucking problems.

I have said this million times before u don't understand nature of my problem.

Hahahahahaha 'im so special, im different, you guys just dont understand me'.

Sorry bro, you're human just like everyone else. You're not going to 'blow the fuck up', especially if you continue eating like a woman.

what you will do is start gaining muscle faster than normal and bloat with water, and youll get stronger. Juice is not some magical wand that you inject and 'poof', huge and lean overnight while eating like a bird.

doesnt work that way.

[DroppingPlates]

I quit, goodbye

Please do that, seek a high building and challenge gravity

[nasum]

You have no idea how quickly I blow up (even natty) I have easy time of gaining muscle, fucking hard time of it losing fat, gaining muscle is least of my fucking problems.

I have said this million times before u don't understand nature of my problem.

Perhaps the starvation-induced euphoria is giving you grandiose ideation. But i'll tell you this my friend, you get what you work for in life, with meticulous planning and utter dedication to a cause. I'm not saying you can't get a magnificent body, but steroids aren't some magic potion *AND* if you had god-like genetics you would weigh more than 160lbs.

Galeniko is galeniko because he is fucking crazy dedicated. There are millions of steroid users who look like complete shit because they thought they were getting muscles and leaness in a bottle. TRAINING + DIET + DEDICATION and then far far down the path is drugs, an afterthought really. Because without the prerequisites they don't do shit.

[Shockwave]

I quit, goodbye

dude, I want you to succeed. but you need to be realistic or youre nwver going to be consistent enough to reach your goals.

Drugs are just part of the equation... without the other parts... that cake dont bake.

youre just like I was when I started, extreme OCD overkill have to do it balls out only to burn out or break down several times in the middle. Uou need to throttle it back and learn to not have the extreme hoghs and lows, binging and purging, juicing a lot for a couple weeks and stopping, etc.... that makes thibgs 100x harder... slow and steady wins the racs, its a dumb cliche but it works with regards to your body.

[smoothasf]

I know you exactly where he is, he's at the dieting stage were the caloric deficit is playing with his mind, his mind is making up a million reasons to quit, it's not worth it, it can't be done.  I get this every time I get close to goals.  Don't quit, control your mind, once you can do that you can do anything.   I always quit.

[Army of One]

Not tempted to get off the skinny train yet, Junior?

[Primemuscle]

Having scanned this ridiculous thread, I came to the conclusion that what Uncle Junior has failed to realize is that he needs to actually lift some weights once in awhile. Seems all he's lifting is his fingers on and off the keyboard.

Should I juice? Should I diet?

Give me a fucking break!

[King Shizzo]

Having scanned this ridiculous thread, I came to the conclusion that what Uncle Junior has failed to realize is that he needs to actually lift some weights once in awhile. Seems all he's lifting is his fingers on and off the keyboard.

Should I juice? Should I diet?

Give me a fucking break!

Primemuscle feeling the waters for his next victim.

[Sherief Shalaby]

I am now 80 kilos, this is a joke, I was 84/85 less than 10 days ago.

When I carb/calorie restrict real low weight just flies off, my goal was 78 kilos and like only 2 kilos away, I am sure by next week I will be 78 kilos.

So should I now go down to 75 then or even 73? Farrrrrrrrk

Been doing Keto for like 10 days str8 now, feel like death, keep going or carb up now?

Fucking fat still around hips, pisses me off.

Eating like this, kept carbs less than 30g a day calories around 900 -1300 a day + Weight Training & Cardio for 15-18 hours a week.

Today Eating:

Morning: 9am (Pre Workout)

10g BCCA's
1 x Scoop On Whey (less than 4g carbs)
2 x Boiled Eggs
2 x Scoop Craze

Workout: Back + Biceps + Cardio (2.5 hours total)

Post Workout 12.30pm:
10g BCCA's
1 x Scoop Creatine

4.00pm

200g skinless Chicken + 2 shoots of lettuce
5 x Almonds

5.00pm

1 x Scoop On Whey

7.30pm

Will have 150g white fish (no skin)


Won't eat till after 8.00pm till next day


I feel like death:

Can't sleep at night
Headache
Every time I stand up get Huuuuge head rush
No energy to do anything, don't feel like working


.......WHEN SHOULD I DO REFEED, SHOULD I GO NUTS ON THE REFEED, HOW DO I  NOT GO NUTS ON REFEED,


CARRY ON?

FOOD IS EVIL

FOOD IS FOR THE WEAK

FOOD IS WHAT MAKES PEOPLE DIE

FOOD DOESN'T GET THE GIRLS.

FOOD IS A CUNNT

GALENIKO IS MY GOD!

PRAISE BE TO GOD

so you have lost 4-5 kilos in 10 days and will lose 2 more kilos after a week to make it 6-7 kilos in 17 days!!.. as some mentioned most of this was water weight but anyway why to lose fats so fast?!.. this is unhealthy and makes you feel weak and very soon you will hate your diet and your life and will return to your normal diet to gain the lost weight..

- high intensity cardio..
- a well balanced diet that can be kept forever.. even if you lose only 1 kilo per month, it will be all fats and you wont feel weak or tired..

[BikiniSlut]

God.

You're going to look gross. You've reached optimal leanness for your frame and muscularity.

Now just fucking stop already. 

When is this magical cycle going to start?

[BikiniSlut]

I am happy to go on ASAP like as in right now, my thinking is that since Test E is long ester and by the time it kicks in (probably 2-3 weeks) I should be in the 155-165 range anyway so ideal timing.

Once the test kicks in I will bump protein up to 250g and calories up to around 1500-1800 ish.

Should get nice shrink wrap effect.

Also at that point I will start going nuts on Arimidex so should tighten up nicely.

6 Weeks in I will start the Anavar which should harden me up even more.

Only problem right now is finding needles and syringe which I will try to get tomorrow.

With your testicles governor?

You'll "TRY" for the needles tomorrow? With you the excuses just don't end, do they junior. 

[Simple Simon]

I am happy to go on ASAP like as in right now, my thinking is that since Test E is long ester and by the time it kicks in (probably 2-3 weeks) I should be in the 155-165 range anyway so ideal timing.

Once the test kicks in I will bump protein up to 250g and calories up to around 1500-1800 ish.

Should get nice shrink wrap effect.

Also at that point I will start going nuts on Arimidex so should tighten up nicely.

6 Weeks in I will start the Anavar which should harden me up even more.

Only problem right now is finding needles and syringe which I will try to get tomorrow.

Seriously dude, you are just getting boring now.

[Simple Simon]

Oh shit glad you are here, can you send me that link please bro, that thread got holocust.

If you send it to me i will call them now and see if they are open.

If they are I will go get the needles and syringe right now and pin and film it and put it on here

http://www3.westminster.gov.uk/docstores/publications_store/Z_Card_Get_Sorted_2_ed.pdf

[BikiniSlut]

Oh shit glad you are here, can you send me that link please bro, that thread got holocust.

If you send it to me i will call them now and see if they are open.

If they are I will go get the needles and syringe right now and pin and film it and put it on here

Remember....you were going to video it for us. 

[Simple Simon]

Just called these two (closest to me, about 20 min drive) but no one is picking up phone.

Just posting so you can see I am not lying, can ring yourself to check:

NVS Pharmacy
46 Baker Street, W1U 7BR
Telephone: 020 7935 1120

Curie Chemist
445 Edgware Road, W2 1TH
Telephone: 020 7262 4860

Do you think theres a possibility they are closed?