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Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« on: February 08, 2014, 01:51:22 PM »
Like pretty face, slim, nice tits, but ass like a single dennys pancake?Cant do it myself, biggest turn off ever,.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2014, 01:53:07 PM »
A pretty face and tucked pussy lips are my only requirements.

Cant have meat flaps that resemble a highschool play curtain.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2014, 01:54:59 PM »
Dont look at the ass always keep her facing you and you will be ok.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2014, 02:08:38 PM »
I once dated a girl with pussy flaps so big i problems getting my dick in it was a big turn off and it did not last long, i need a nice shape ass on a girl cause i like to fuck the asshole also.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2014, 02:11:37 PM »
depends how bad it was.
dont like a fat ass but a bit shape is a must as nothing hotter than burying your face in a womans fine ass.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2014, 02:20:00 PM »
Define flat ass? A woman will still have a firm ass if she is in shape.

Pancake ass means she is older then 21 and does not squat.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2014, 02:24:56 PM »
I'm not black but I think like a black man when it comes to women. No ass, no woman.  ;D

I've dated chicks with no boobs or an average face. But I couldn't handle a flat assed woman. A big booty is a must.

A prime Jennifer Lopez is my dream woman.

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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2014, 02:25:14 PM »
Quote from: Baby Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 02:20:00 PM
Define flat ass? A woman will still have a firm ass if she is in shape.

Pancake ass means she is older then 21 and does not squat.
Shizzo demonstrating a total lack of knowledge on the subject of womens asses.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2014, 02:54:29 PM »
Damn you guys hating on pussy lips......
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2014, 02:54:42 PM »
HAHAHA!!

I HAH'd hard at thread title.
No you can't.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2014, 02:55:48 PM »
Buy her some butt implants ~
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King Shizzo

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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2014, 02:56:07 PM »
The vagina still feels the same. Hope this helps.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2014, 02:57:04 PM »
Absolutely not .
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2014, 02:58:13 PM »
Quote from: Baby Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 02:56:07 PM
The vagina still feels the same. Hope this helps.

Do you even remember what a vagina feels like ?
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King Shizzo

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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2014, 03:06:31 PM »
Quote from: che on February 08, 2014, 02:58:13 PM
Do you even remember what a vagina feels like ?
Oh brother! Che is slipping.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2014, 03:07:44 PM »
Quote from: che on February 08, 2014, 02:58:13 PM
Do you even remember know what a vagina feels like ?
thats more accurate.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2014, 03:08:55 PM »
Quote from: Baby Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 01:53:07 PM
A pretty face and tucked pussy lips are my only requirements.

Cant have meat flaps that resemble a highschool play curtain.

Beggars can't be choosers
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2014, 03:09:32 PM »
Quote from: TEH boob on February 08, 2014, 03:08:55 PM
Beggars can't be choosers
but shizzos can be boozers.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2014, 03:10:36 PM »
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2014, 03:11:06 PM »
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2014, 03:12:12 PM »
Peasants ganging up on the king in this thread.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2014, 03:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Baby Shizzo on February 08, 2014, 03:12:12 PM
Peasants ganging up on the king in this thread.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2014, 03:23:11 PM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on February 08, 2014, 03:21:52 PM

Even I have to laugh sometimes.  Good show.
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2014, 03:30:34 PM »
Someone find the clip of Dave Chappell dressed as a white guy talking about "pancake butt"... rofl
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Re: Can you long term date a woman with no ass?
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2014, 03:32:10 PM »
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