Not sure how to feel

[the trainer]

So I got set up on a blind date I met the girl at a restaurant she text me what she was wearing and where she would be sitting, when i got there she was drop dead gorgeous I was like holy shit i am a lucky fucker to get a 10, but there is always a catch she is dumb she cant fucking speak, everytime i talk to her she wrote the reply on her phone and show it to me, I was thinking of leaving but i felt that would not be cool, so i stayed there eat drank and got a little drunk then i got horny, i ask her if she would come back to my place and she text yes, when we got there she seemed horny as fuck as we wasted no time in getting down, but it was so weird i was fucking the shit out of her and she made no sound, after i cum i felt weird and i wanted her to leave so i told her that i had to get up early to train some clients so she told me to call her and left, really strange day for me.

[BAST]

she's hot and doesn't talk.  that sounds ideal to me

[dustin]

Are you retarded? Do you know what sort of jackpot you've hit?

Do you know how many men would kill to silence their wives? Something doesn't add up.

[RUDE BUOY]

boom

[_aj_]

The story would have been much better if she texted "ooohhhhhmmmmmmgggggg" when she came. Your welcome.

[ChopperRider]

So I got set up on a blind date I met the girl at a restaurant she text me what she was wearing and where she would be sitting, when i got there she was drop dead gorgeous I was like holy shit i am a lucky fucker to get a 10, but there is always a catch she is dumb she cant fucking speak, everytime i talk to her she wrote the reply on her phone and show it to me, I was thinking of leaving but i felt that would not be cool, so i stayed there eat drank and got a little drunk then i got horny, i ask her if she would come back to my place and she text yes, when we got there she seemed horny as fuck as we wasted no time in getting down, but it was so weird i was fucking the shit out of her and she made no sound, after i cum i felt weird and i wanted her to leave so i told her that i had to get up early to train some clients so she told me to call her and left, really strange day for me.

So....is this fake story schtick considered funny on Getbig?

[Pete Nice]

She literally can't talk as in special needs?

[ProudVirgin69]

I once Fucked a deaf girl just to hear the sounds she'd make, so I can relate

[BAST]

i was fucking the shit out of her and she made no sound

then you weren't fucking the shit out of her.  

[Foozle]

So I got set up on a blind date I met the girl at a restaurant she text me what she was wearing and where she would be sitting, when i got there she was drop dead gorgeous I was like holy shit i am a lucky fucker to get a 10, but there is always a catch she is dumb she cant fucking speak, everytime i talk to her she wrote the reply on her phone and show it to me, I was thinking of leaving but i felt that would not be cool, so i stayed there eat drank and got a little drunk then i got horny, i ask her if she would come back to my place and she text yes, when we got there she seemed horny as fuck as we wasted no time in getting down, but it was so weird i was fucking the shit out of her and she made no sound, after i cum i felt weird and i wanted her to leave so i told her that i had to get up early to train some clients so she told me to call her and left, really strange day for me.

Perhaps you are deeper and desire more of a connection than the casual encounter can provide, no matter how physically attractive the other person is.  Sit down and reflect, and be honest with yourself.  You may find you need a woman who is able to challenge you on a mental and spiritual level, and provide more than just the excitement of the flesh.

[BAST]

Who is this women you speak of you have struck the jackpot if you dont want her share her info with us so we can meet this great woman.

woman* you dummy 

[Schmoff]

So I got set up on a blind date I met the girl at a restaurant she text me what she was wearing and where she would be sitting, when i got there she was drop dead gorgeous I was like holy shit i am a lucky fucker to get a 10, but there is always a catch she is dumb she cant fucking speak, everytime i talk to her she wrote the reply on her phone and show it to me, I was thinking of leaving but i felt that would not be cool, so i stayed there eat drank and got a little drunk then i got horny, i ask her if she would come back to my place and she text yes, when we got there she seemed horny as fuck as we wasted no time in getting down, but it was so weird i was fucking the shit out of her and she made no sound, after i cum i felt weird and i wanted her to leave so i told her that i had to get up early to train some clients so she told me to call her and left, really strange day for me.

so she can't speak, but she told you to call her when you left

 

[RUDE BUOY]

bitch was obviously annoyingly shy 

[the trainer]

then you weren't fucking the shit out of her.  

What are talking about i could feel her cumming, but how she is going to say oh baby fuck me when she cant speak, i am pretty sure that she could have made some grunting ssounds but maybe she felt embarrassed to do so who knows.

[chaos]

So she's full on mute? Why? Accident? Disease? And why does that make her dumb?

[RUDE BUOY]

 

[visualizeperfection]

So I got set up on a blind date I met the girl at a restaurant she text me what she was wearing and where she would be sitting, when i got there she was drop dead gorgeous I was like holy shit i am a lucky fucker to get a 10, but there is always a catch she is dumb she cant fucking speak, everytime i talk to her she wrote the reply on her phone and show it to me, I was thinking of leaving but i felt that would not be cool, so i stayed there eat drank and got a little drunk then i got horny, i ask her if she would come back to my place and she text yes, when we got there she seemed horny as fuck as we wasted no time in getting down so I kidnapped her and threw her in my white panel van, but it was so weird i was fucking the shit out of her and she made no sound, after i cum i felt weird ashamed and i wanted her to leave so i told her that i had to get up early to train some clients so she told me to call her and left would kill her if she called the cops, really strange day for me.

 

[BAST]

So I got set up on a blind date I met the guy at a restaurant he text me what he was wearing and where he would be sitting, when i got there he was drop dead gorgeous I was like holy shit i am a lucky fucker to get a 10, but there is always a catch he is dumb he cant fucking speak, everytime i talk to him he wrote the reply on his phone and show it to me, I was thinking of leaving but i felt that would not be cool, so i stayed there eat drank and got a little drunk then i got horny, i ask him if he would come back to my place and he text yes, when we got there he seemed horny as fuck as we wasted no time in getting down, but it was so weird i was fucking the shit out of him and he made no sound, after i cum i felt weird and i wanted him to leave so i told him that i had to get up early to train some clients so he told me to call him and left, really typical day for me.

fixed for truth

[visualizeperfection]

fixed for truth

you kind of did what I did and thats fine.

[Papper]

I used to have one that talked. Then dated one who didn't talk! That was plain awkward. You'd think you want that but..

Now I have one that talks pretty much. Starting to think it's better with awkwardly silent, or maybe that it's best to live alone.

[Dr.J]

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