What are you getting your significant other for Valentine's Day?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Four days at the Chateau Frontenac in Quebec City. The bad news is that it's with me. 

I loved your present, and I look forward to going there with you. xoxo

[tommywishbone]

Rocky  marathon on channel 72. Yo Adreinne!

[Gregzs]

Name a cockroach after your ex and watch an animal eat it on Valentine's Day


Is the memory of your ex buggin' you? The San Antonio Zoo has a solution...

For just $5, zoo staff will name a cockroach after your former lover and feed it to an animal at their "Cry Me a Cockroach" event on Valentine's Day.
And if your ex-boo was an especially snakey one, pay $20 more to have them name a rat and feed it to a reptile instead.

The best part of the deal? You don't have to be at the zoo to watch your ex-turned-pest get eaten up. The zoo plans to stream the feedings on Facebook Live.
You'll even receive a certificate to share on social media. If you're feeling brave enough, post it and tag that unlucky someone.

You have until February 13 at 5 p.m. (6 p.m. ET) to submit a name through the zoo's website. Only first names will be displayed during the event.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/09/us/san-antonio-zoo-cockroach-valentines-day-trnd/index.html?utm_source=CNN+Five+Things&utm_campaign=ca7b37bfa3-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2020_02_10_02_54&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_6da287d761-ca7b37bfa3-95217593

[Kwon]

[Tapeworm]

Valentine's day can lick my unwashed balls. It's cursed. My relationships always seem to be at their worst exactly then.

Here's a cat for companionship and a pillow to scream into. Good luck with your shit.

[Henda]

Same as I got her the past 14 or so years, fuck all

[dan18]

Same as I got her the past 14 or so years, fuck all

bullshit holiday my wife and i dont really feed into it shes cool like that but i will get her flowers we just dont go overboard

[falco]

A big load.

[dan18]

A big load.

of fertilizer