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Dr.J

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« on: February 11, 2014, 02:05:22 AM »
So....though I would take up golf.

I did on and off.. but I mean go play two 3 times a week.

What the heck....there are worst things right?

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Re: Golf
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2014, 06:43:38 AM »
It's awesome and frustrating at the same time.

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Re: Golf
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2014, 06:45:10 AM »
problem with golf is that there aren't any bitches playing.  Just you spending hours with a bunch of other dudes.

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Re: Golf
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2014, 06:49:22 AM »
problem with golf is that there aren't any bitches playing.  Just you spending hours with a bunch of other dudes.


A. you play to get away from the bitches for 5 hrs
b. most courses usually have hot chicks driving around in carts selling booze!

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Re: Golf
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2014, 06:56:43 AM »
A sport for true athletes  ;)







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Re: Golf
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2014, 07:12:09 AM »
A large bucket at the driving range covers me for the year on golf.

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Re: Golf
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2014, 07:30:47 AM »
So....though I would take up golf.

I did on and off.. but I mean go play two 3 times a week.

What the heck....there are worst things right?

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Love the game, love watching it, love playing it. Used to play one or twice per week now I'm lucky if I could get to a driving range,

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Re: Golf
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2014, 08:52:56 AM »
correct footwear is most important

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Re: Golf
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2014, 08:59:40 AM »
A couple of weeks ago I was watching an even and they were tracking Brant Snedeker's paces, distance and calories burned. I believe it was somewhere through 13-14 he had walked a little over six miles and burned about 2200 calories. I'm sure they were doing that with everyone on the leader board. But I found this interesting. I didn't catch the final calorie numbers but it had to be somewhere around 2800k by the time it was over.

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Re: Golf
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2014, 09:01:29 AM »
Will be upgrading my clubs this spring.
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Re: Golf
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2014, 09:43:12 AM »
Will be upgrading my clubs this spring.


Won't help ;D

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Re: Golf
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2014, 09:43:42 AM »
I would only golf with these guys... (Or Happy Gilmore).


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Re: Golf
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2014, 09:49:20 AM »
A sport for true athletes  ;)







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The best golfer all time right there.

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Re: Golf
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2014, 10:10:18 AM »

Won't help ;D

Sure it will.  I lost my 7 iron.
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Re: Golf
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2014, 10:57:51 AM »
If they made every pro use the same kind of high spinning balata ball that most used 20 years ago, they wouldn't have to lengthen the golf courses to outrages distances. The reason guys 20 years ago weren't averaging 300 yard drives was because they had to lay off a little because the ball spun too much. Today's golf ball goes basically straight no matter how hard you swing. It's the golf ball that wrecked the numbers in golf. And it's such a simple fix to bring back the game.

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Re: Golf
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2014, 11:15:13 AM »
If they made every pro use the same kind of high spinning balata ball that most used 20 years ago, they wouldn't have to lengthen the golf courses to outrages distances. The reason guys 20 years ago weren't averaging 300 yard drives was because they had to lay off a little because the ball spun too much. Today's golf ball goes basically straight no matter how hard you swing. It's the golf ball that wrecked the numbers in golf. And it's such a simple fix to bring back the game.


Thanks grandpa! ;D

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Re: Golf
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2014, 11:16:55 AM »
Sure it will.  I lost my 7 iron.


How the hell did you do that ???

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Re: Golf
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2014, 11:25:02 AM »

How the hell did you do that ???

I'm sure booze was involved.

Anyway the 2013 RocketBladez by Taylor Made got stellar reviews, including those I got from real people.  They're not expensive, and I could use an upgrade.
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Re: Golf
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2014, 11:28:16 AM »
Most useful club in my bag is the ball retriever. 

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Re: Golf
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2014, 11:36:18 AM »
Most useful club in my bag is the ball retriever. 

Softball and coaching baseball have left me zero time for golf.  But work might start a league so there's hope.
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Re: Golf
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2014, 11:37:06 AM »
Most useful club in my bag is the ball retriever. 

Not the ole Billy Baroo?

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Re: Golf
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2014, 11:37:48 AM »
I'm sure booze was involved.

Anyway the 2013 RocketBladez by Taylor Made got stellar reviews, including those I got from real people.  They're not expensive, and I could use an upgrade.

My cuz has them and loves them...he had Callaway Razors but the ball moved to much...big draw...the Taylors go a lot straighter.

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Re: Golf
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2014, 11:40:01 AM »
Softball and coaching baseball have left me zero time for golf.  But work might start a league so there's hope.
These days, I get out maybe once a Summer, and usually a best-ball benefit so I work on my beer cart game and stick handle the fairways.  

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Re: Golf
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2014, 11:44:34 AM »
These days, I get out maybe once a Summer, and usually a best-ball benefit so I work on my beer cart game and stick handle the fairways.  

That's been my experience too, coupled with one winter round at an offsite.    Hoping for 10 rounds this  year.   Used to play 30 when I was younger.
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Re: Golf
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2014, 11:44:48 AM »
These days, I get out maybe once a Summer, and usually a best-ball benefit so I work on my beer cart game and stick handle the fairways.  

A bunch of my family {Dad,Uncles,cousins"} do a best ball charity event every year...for us a little less mature family members it's a blast.
drink up,fillup, a keg at the ninth hole and a vodka hole, then dinner and drinks after ;D