Why would you date such a buffoon?
I swear to God that was the first and only sign of such stupidity with this guy. Nothing else about him ever screamed "retardedness".
He was of normal intelligence as far as I could tell. I was 22/23. As was he.
It really caught me off guard.
And I cried haha. Then when he apologized and brought me the card (it was a Teddy Bear card

I was so happy. So young and so dumb. Hahahahahaha......funny memories.

We lasted less than a month after that haha.
