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ToxicAvenger

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when guys say "i got my pro card"
« on: January 12, 2006, 01:10:12 PM »
do they actually hand you a card  ???

do you have to show the card at every show ya compete in?
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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2006, 01:22:32 PM »
yes, they hand you a card and some food stamps

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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2006, 01:23:38 PM »
yes, they hand you a card and some food stamps
it'd make more sense if it ws a card and some 22 guage 1 1/2 inch darts
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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2006, 01:24:35 PM »
yes, they hand you a card and some food stamps

Yeah, Lee Priest commented on it a while back.  He said they do give you an actual card.  However, he said they were nothing special, cant remember if he said they were laminated or not.....

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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2006, 01:27:29 PM »
I understand the card has Wayne Demilla's cell phone number on the back and directions to the Gum Drop Motel out on Route 77.
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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2006, 01:30:44 PM »
Yeah, Lee Priest commented on it a while back.  He said they do give you an actual card.  However, he said they were nothing special, cant remember if he said they were laminated or not.....

thanx for the info...
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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2006, 01:38:07 PM »
I understand the card has Wayne Demilla's cell phone number on the back and directions to the Gum Drop Motel out on Route 77.


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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2006, 02:37:18 PM »
a piece of paper from the A4 writing pad and the word "IFBB Pro Card" was hand written. Then you also received some discount vouchers from Taco Bell
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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2006, 02:37:43 PM »
yes, they hand you a card and some food stamps

They actually do hand them food stamps for attending certain events

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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2006, 03:47:06 PM »
a piece of paper from the A4 writing pad and the word "IFBB Pro Card" was hand written. Then you also received some discount vouchers from Taco Bell

I heard they also get their first ass wax for free.....

Lifetime supply of Weider protein........straight from the source......

A "How to look like a Metrosexual" by Steve Blechman handbook.......

A "Guide To Pleasing Your Boss" handbook........

A "whoring yourself out on the net" guide by Derek Anthony..........

"Becoming a Full time Stripper" by Rodney St. Crotch

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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2006, 03:55:57 PM »
I heard they have to send off 4 it after winning there card at whichever comp. cus i think they have to pay for it!

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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2006, 04:22:57 PM »
I heard they also get their first ass wax for free.....

Lifetime supply of Weider protein........straight from the source......

A "How to look like a Metrosexual" by Steve Blechman handbook.......

A "Guide To Pleasing Your Boss" handbook........

A "whoring yourself out on the net" guide by Derek Anthony..........

"Becoming a Full time Stripper" by Rodney St. Crotch



and those only apply when they think you looked good enough.
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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2006, 04:25:07 PM »
and those only apply when they think you looked good enough.

lol yeah if not they just get a signed photo of kenny jones and a gay contacts book!

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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2006, 04:27:38 PM »
lol yeah if not they just get a signed photo of kenny jones and a gay contacts book!

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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #14 on: February 29, 2008, 08:41:22 PM »
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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #16 on: February 29, 2008, 08:57:17 PM »
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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #17 on: February 29, 2008, 09:01:33 PM »
Monster 2 year old thread bump....
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Re: when guys say "i got my pro card"
« Reply #18 on: February 29, 2008, 09:30:18 PM »
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